First Look: Jessica Alba Wields A Machete!

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This is a new promotional poster for the Robert Rodriguez's flick Machete! Jessica plays sexy ICE agent tracking the main character, Machete, played by Danny Trejo.

You know who else is in this movie?

Lindsay Lohan!

Can't wait to see how that all panned out!

Hopefully she gets the machete!

Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 5:00 pm / Email this »

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30 comments to “First Look: Jessica Alba Wields A Machete!”

KEEFER says – reply to this

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1ST
DreamFairy says – reply to this

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Female leads always HAVE TO BE SEXY they can't just be dangerous. When will the world change.
I'm a Donut! says – reply to this

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Whoa, what is up with the toothpick arms on her?
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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she looks a lil bit like Hally Barry here lol
CandyDanny says – reply to this

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for all those who doesnt know what mache is, machete is a gigantic knife kinda the "Latinamerican" sword, i guess
zaniac01 says – reply to this

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I am happy to see Danny Trejo in a lead role! I will watch the movie b/c of him. And why does Alba look so thin?!?! I mean REALLY thin?
Death By Your Kiss says – reply to this

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She looks really ugly and not at all attractive.
arnaz_2000 says – reply to this

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PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! LMFAOOOO!….lindsey lohan!??!

omg please tell me thats a joke…?! loool
gloom says – reply to this

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was really looking forward to Machete!!! Now that this bitch is in it the movie is guaranteed to fail…. :'(

What part of nobody gives a fuck about Jessica Alba anymore do producers not understand??? Didn't the Love Guru already prove this??
pina says – reply to this

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omg cant wait for lindsay!
sarainadream says – reply to this

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photoshopped wayyy too skinny
Luv My White Cotton Panties says – reply to this

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another movie I wont be speding my $13.00 to go see.

cant it just go straight to dvd? This movie looks like it sucks .
ohjessicadoes says – reply to this

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so basically….you have to be talentless to be in this movie? crap. jessica alba looks unattractive here so she doesn't even have that going for her. maybe lohan will save the movie. LOL. i kid i kid.
LauraLou says – reply to this

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Jessica is one of the MOST beautiful women in H-wood! I can't believe most of you don't like her! I'm surprised!
angelikauri99 says – reply to this

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So wait: Machete is a real movie?? I saw the fake trailer at the begning of Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror. It was a mix of Danny Trejo's movies and new scenes. LoL. Really. Too much money to spend…
rachinhb7 says – reply to this

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she is a beautiful woman but she can't act her way out of a paper bag
Athneigh says – reply to this

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She's hot but a terrrrible actress. Oh my god my best friend loves her and watches Honey like a billion times a month and I can not figure out why.
welshboi :P says – reply to this

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i wanna see lilos poster!!!!
BelleMorte says – reply to this

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Whoa, MEDIOCRITY here we come. I guess Rodgeriguez really wants this movie to tank.
Yash says – reply to this

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Re: LauraLou – Are you nuts? haven't you seen Jessica without makeup? she looks like a common girl, i don't see any incredible beauty on her…
rokstarr says – reply to this

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i hate this bitch, cant even act and thinks shes the shit.
maggiegirl says – reply to this

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that pic reminds me of the early 90s
conniechunglive says – reply to this

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If I were Jessica Alba and was aware of the fact that I would be in a movie with Lindsay Lohan, I would pass.
XelenaX says – reply to this

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WTF… This girl is only nice to latinos when she makes money… This bitch is such a two faced whore.. cant stand her.. now the movie will suck for sure.. Funny how she is always denying shes latin or part latin and now all of a sudden shes making this movie?? WTF… WOW
LV-Entergetic says – reply to this

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She looks nice, but they photoshopped her too thin.
Just had to add...... says – reply to this

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Yeah, ok. That's gonna be a blockbuster……yawn. They keep trying, but she's just done. Ther is no talent behind those dead eyes.
PatKat9000 says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba in a flick like this can only spell one thing: DISASTER. Seriously Peressie, bitch can't cut it in these kinds of films. Remember THE EYE? I called it THE UGH!
Brainbug says – reply to this

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Can't wait for this to fail. Yet another failure for Blowhan and maybe she will finally. just. go. away.
bunsen b says – reply to this

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I'll go see it if Linz and Jess get naked. I'll go see it twice if they do a little girl-on-girl.
TaurusWarrior says – reply to this

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I will support anything by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. Just love them. Looooove them! I hope Alba perfects her craft in this one. Love ya' Jess, but please don't ruin it for Rob!