Jesus Christ!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
A man in Tennessee has shared with the world his "miracle": Every morning he wakes up to find the face of Jesus Christ staring right back at him from his car!
Hallelujah!
Jim Stevens says that the condensation on his driver's side window continues to form in the shape of the face of Jesus. When it happened the first time, he assumed it would just evaporate. But instead, for the last two weeks, the image reappears in the exact same place every morning when he wakes up.
As you might imagine, the folks in town a pretty riled up about it and Jim says he won't be washing his truck for awhile!
Ah, simple-minded folks are so easily entertained.
[Image via AP Images/Johnson City Press, Lee Talbert.]
Posted: November 5, 2009 at 7:15 pm
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calling people 'smallminded' because they live in the south? wow perez, nice one.
like we even know what jesus looks like.
the people in that town are gullible idiots.
Calling someone from TN "simple-minded folks" shows you as an elitist, small minded wanker. If it's you Mario, no surprise. If it's one of your "writers"…nice gig scum bag
and the answers always waiting at the liquor store 40 oz to freedom so i take that walk!
if he has long hair and a beard, its obviously JESUS!
hehehe…yeah OK..if you SAY so!
What are you saying? Tennessee people are simple minded? Your such an ass.
Just wait for this dimwit to begin charging admission for people to view the fake jesus thing, and thousands of feeble-minded fools start lining up at dawn, and camping out, and all kinds of sick people come to get healed, and it becomes a huge fucking circus. Anyway, what's new with Balloon Boy?
How nice —- the only thing that appears on my car every morning is the same plop of seagull shit in the exact same spot every time. I think the little bastard does it on purpose.
Geez !!! That's not Jesus !!!!
It's crazy Julio, the guy that died 3 years by trying to stick a Bible up his arse !!
Everyone knows that !!!
COOL STORY BRO.
I think it's called FAITH, not simple minded?!
why is everyone so negative towards christianity?
Could be Rob Zombie too
yeah, that's important news all right. and it's "gossip" too, isn't it? NOT
it's not Jesus, it's Cate Blanchett dressed as Bob Dylan
Aw, heck, Perez, he's not hurting anybody…I don't see Lindsay Lohan reporting any Haysooses on her car window!!!
If a stupid website such as this can generate thousands of dollars of dollars per month in advertising…let's just say anythings possible!
I agree, it's Rob Zombie not JC
Jesus didn't look like that. That's what the mainstream media Jesus looks like. This is such bullshit.
I just threw up all over my desk after reading this story.
Guess whose image is staring back at me in my puddle of puke?
Jesus is so fucking crazy!!
Re: buffymybasset – hahaha oh man nice!!
Re: buffymybasset – That means this fine piece of metal is the Dragula
i a from there …that exact city in TN & most of us arent simple minded…cant speak for everyone but its not a hick 1 horse town
well I bet you would shit yourself if that happened to you!!!!!!!!
Screw you, Perez. People aren't simple minded just because they're from the South and believe in Jesus. Its people like you that make such asinine assumptions that are the true simpletons. If people believe that they see Jesus in condensation, let them! Its none of your damn business so get a life, moron.
well who cares what you think? ive lived in los angeles all my life, prone to see some interesting things, and think that is awesome!
Jesus is so tiny
I still prefer Cheezus [the jesus shaped Cheeto]. This looks like it was traced from that tacky JESUS IS MY HOMEBOY shirt.
really Perez. great minds discuss ides, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. dont call people from the south small minded.
Re: fuckthefatwhore – Because religion is stupid and hence makes stupid, uneducated people believe stupid shit. These people would rather believe in Condensation Jesus than Evolution - especially in the South. I know, I live there.
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He must have drawn that image himself because it's your stereotypical image of a man none of us have ever seen in person. If he rolled down the window or wiped it with a cloth, it wouldn't come back anymore. When I draw or write something on the foggy door in the shower, it'll show up again during my next shower if I don't wipe it off. It's called chemistry, people!
uhhh yeah we do HELLO. Obviously you've never been to church. There were PEOPLE back then you know…
it's like saying people 200 years from now wouldn't know how you look?
records honey
=)
That is from one of those sticker decals. I have the same thing happen on my car everyday in the shape of the Starship Enterprise.
i think it's a miracle.. how many times do you see that in your lifetime? They aren't being simpleminded if they experience something so extraordinary. Just because you're an atheist doesn't mean we all have to have the same opinion. So please, do us all a favor because they aren't funny and keep those asshole comments to yourself.
if he washes his car, jesus wont appear no mo'. hence they r simple minded ppl. not cuz they live in the south, but because they r clearly idiots. some one likely drew it on his car, and because the dirt or oil that was smeared around doesnt evaporate.
I dont think Perez was saying people from the south were small minded just people who cant wrap their head around water condensation. Cant wait till that guy starts charging …nice story perezito
I'm not simple minded AT ALL and I live on the west coast but I'd probally be alittle excited if that happend to me. I mean, I wouldn't sit out on my lawn at three in the morning to see it happen but I'd think it was pretty cool.
Well Perez what a hypocrite you are you dont want no body to judge you because you are gay well let me remind you of something my friend you are judging the south by labeling them simple minded and also you are from Florida and thats where I am from and last time I checked thats the south. Also let me add God performs miracles everyday and in my opinion you should be thanking God because there are many websites like this and the only reason to explain why you get so many hits is by God so I would be thanking him or your miracles and blessings might just stop!!!!!
Blessed are the pure in Spirit, for they will see God. Open your Bible, Perez. Jesus hasn't left you.
Re: Katina211 – who will stop perez's "blessings"?
cuz i dont think god is in charge of blessings.
or else innocent people wouldnt be starving to death, while some muderers and rapers are free on the streets.
Re: staciii – it has nothing to do with being a christian or not.
jesus does not appear on crackers and trucks!!! ITS bullshit!!!
Har har. An opinion coming from a man who worships lady gaga and Glambert.,,,
obviously, perez didnt mean ALL the people in that town are simple-minded. he meant the people who were gullible enough to believe this was actually jesus.
And I wrote that I love my husband on my window one day when there was condensation. Guess what? I shows up every morning now. Dumb ass.
Its not simple minded to believe what they're believing. So they believe it, big woop.
You're an ass, but you & everyone else already knows that.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEREZ? Something gives somebody joy and you call them smallminded? You are fucking sick. I'm really glad you think you're so much better than everyone else because you live in LA and take cocks up your ass, but when you're dying of aids that man is going to be laughing at you while he watches you go straight to hell.
Don't be a jerk… Because this man is from Tennessee and is a Christian, he's "small minded?" I'm quite sure if you found an image of Lady GaGa in the condensation of your window, you would be "easily entertained."
I wonder who Perez sees in his condensation? Ewwww…. I think I need to puke.
It's obvious that someone applied some sort of oil on the window.
GOD perez, you are such a FAT FUCK.. he's an old man, let him think what he wants!!!!!!
Easily entertained???? UMMM ok, let's look at your website and see what shit you're putting up and how EASILY entertained YOU are….
God you're so fucking stupid!!!!
Re: momoncoffee – who cares bitch? leave the old man alone!!!! go suck your husbands dick
Re: aleighr – here here!
Re: dirty_couture – your attitude is so disgusting.
why the fuck is your dumb ignorant ass supporting perez hilton's website???
LOL. its just putting money in his pocket.
Religion. The 2000 year old scam. Can't believe people still believe in that nonsense.
just because u think God hates gays does not mean u have to assume people are simple minded. thats the pot calling the kettle black
Re: Ze German – if evoloution was true and we came from apes how come we still have apes? ? why didnt they evolve too? guess they prefer climbing trees and throwing their shit at eachother, just like perez and most of the ppl he talks shit about
Simple minded folk are easy to entertain? Well, you should know, simple minded entertainment is the foundation of your website.
Why is it that there's never an image of Jesus' cock, cut or uncut, miraculously appearing somewhere, and somebody calls the media to report, "Lookit !! It's Jesus' cock !!
Anyone ever think about that !?!?!
Or, how about Mary's tits !!!
Re: BangableBeauty – proof would be good!
Re: fuckthefatwhore – because they are too weak to believe in something.
there couldve been a stencil sticker/ picture or whatever that used to be on the window…..the outline probably never left…
or maybe it is a coincidence…idunno…
~~ It's probably a decal stuck on the inside of this douche's window ~~
I call BULL SH!T!!!!
well first it must have entertained perez because he posted it on his page. but holy F*ck i'm more surprised that something from johnson city was even recognized! ….i live in JC so i'll agree with the small minded comment - just because it is so true for the most part.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!!!
dont call then simple minded folks. and why are they simple minded folks??
How does he know it isn't Cat Stevens staring back at him?
Try this nifty experiment: Write something with your fingers on a window, shower, or mirror door. DON'T WASH IT! And the next day… it appears again! WOW!
Seriously. Or even if you do clean it…Someone wrote "I Love You" on my bathroom mirror, and despite numerous cleanings, it always appeared with the condensation of every shower.
Christianity isn't ridiculous, but this story is.
I wonder when someone is going to decide to tell him that when you write or draw on a window once, it will continue to reappear until it has been washed. Not really a concrete "miracle" when anyone, including himself, could've made the mark, and then watch it continue to reappear as soon as the window condensates again. Geniuses!
Re: LDD – or maybe some people have different opinions and beliefs or don't believe in christianity or religion at all?
hey, whatever keeps him going each day…. this crazy world is hard for some to deal with and they need a little faith to keep them grounded….. nothing wrong with that.
You Perez, on the other hand are in no position to call ANYONE simple minded…. NOBODY is 'small' in any way or form …. as a gay man(?) constantly demanding equal rights, you should know better!!!
Some of the nicest and most brilliant people I've known in my life are from the south. Sounds like the only idiot here is you Perez.
make fun of people who believe in Jesus Christ perez? Really? Lets make fun of you cas you're hispanic. Nice.
Why is everyone being so disrespectful about something as sacred as a persons faith? Is respect a lost quality in the US???? Horrible.
This is actually pretty cool for us that believe in Jesus,
remember God gives us signs everyday but we're just too ignorant to see them,
how can you say "simple minded folks" are easily entertained when your the one that's constantly writing about people's day to day life, is that really considered entertaining?
It's called using an oil based medium to 'draw' a picture with your fingers on glass. Condensation will not form and it will remain til you wash it off.
Nice try grandpa. Idiots will try anything for attention.
I like ya Perez but.. have some decency. I get what you're trying to do but, bashing Christians doesn't make gay people look any more appealing, fyi. Why do YOU get to judge who is simple-minded and who's not? That's like saying all "insert race" are stupid. Some are, and some aren't. Same with every other race, religion, or group. Quit the Jesus bashing, go back to writing about people with sex tapes, and THINK before you write.
i guess i'm small minded…b/c i think it is at least interesting. don't be an ass about a old man's truck. Go stalk lady gaga some more.:) thanks.
Re: vega*me –
On your last sentence, touché.
Re: lornax – First of all, "IF evolution was true" is an incorrect sentence to begin with! There is no IF, evolution is a FACT, it has been proven (as opposed to the existence of God for which there is exactly zero proof), the debate is over! Deal with it! Ask European Christians, they accept it, too because it's the truth. Second, you obviously have never read anything about evolution. I don't think there's enough space here but in a nutshell: the reason why we still have apes today? Why didn't they evolve? They DID - they simply remained primates but I assure you that more than 500,000 years ago, the forefathers of our modern day apes (gorillas, chimpanzees and urangutans) didn't look like they do today, either. At some point some early primates started changing (and I don't mean over night but over generations) in order to adapt to new surroundings and conditions. They evolved into modern day humans while other apes evolved into our modern day gorillas, chimpanzees and urangutans. Not ALL apes evolved into homo sapiens.
Re: lornax –
As you can probably tell, this explanation is very complex and doesn't fit in a nutshell. Look up homo sapiens in Wikipedia if you like numbers and details because I can't remember that much information. But there's your information, your proof. Since you don't agree with evolution, you must believe in Adam and Eve, right? Prove it! And no, the Bible is not an acceptable source. So what else you got?
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Judging from the content of your post such as "guess they prefer climbing trees and throwing their shit at eachother", I think I may be wasting my time here but it's worth a shot.
trashing on people's beliefs now perez? that's low seriously why isn't this site shut down yet
Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – lol.. hells yeah! I meet Rob Zombie next week, so effin' excited!
What is wrong with you people? So it's ok to attack literally EVERYTHING about a person but their religion is off limits? Why? I mean, Perez has a valid point and society should be able to openly talk about religion, pros AND cons. I'm very glad Perez sees the ridiculousness of a Condensation Jesus (which makes him a lot smarter than many people) because… well it's just ridiculous, and obviously fake! The poor man looks bored and this story gave him at least his 15 minutes of fame. I'm convinced he knows much better, he's playing everybody and having a ball with it. From that point of view, let him have some fun!
"Simple-minded folks," eh? So since I'm from Tennessee does that make me simple-minded too? Or, wait…is it because I'm a CHRISTIAN that I'm simple-minded? You make me laugh, Perez. You think you're so high and mighty now, but you just wait. It'll come back to bite you, I can guarantee that.
if you want to see easily entertained fatarse, hows your form when lady caca appeared on stage like a used tampon
Hope you see Satan in hell you sicko!
its only a matter of time before they start worshipping the car…
any one know the brand? this guy might give them some endorsements lol
At first glance that does look pretty cool. But I dunno. It just looks too perfect like something doesn't add up to me. Who knows nowadays.
Fuck off Perez, I'm proud my family is from TN.
Okay, how do we put this into terms Mario can understand…okay, imagine instead of Jesus's face on the window, it was GAGA'S. Does that help you understand, Mario? Yes?
Are you saying that people from Tennessee are simple minded? Im from Tennessee . I'm not definitely not simple minded.
just because someone believes in something higher than than themselves doesn't mean they are simple-minded its one of the most open minded things a person can do
It seems as if Ze German is the only logical one here. Sweet.
perez is not bashing christianity you idiots. this story isnt about believing a certain religion or not. its about is this a fact or a hoax. there are reasons to believe its a hoax. condensation reforming the same drawn image is not a new concept.
Re: vega*me – he writes about celebs day to day lives because millions of people are reading about celebs day to day lives. including YOU.
Who the hell are you calling simple-minded Perez? You're barely an amoeba swimming through the cesspool of Los Angeles. This man in the picture has most likely done greater things for his family and the world than you could ever dream of in your perpetual 'mind-of-a-boy' world you live in Perez.
You have to admit, no matter where your from, that is strange. I think Jesus probably has better things to do then to pop up on a truck door window in condensation. I think its safe to say someone drew that on there. Johnson City, TN is about 40 min from where I live, and its a pretty nice area. You can't say people from the south are simple…just like you can't say everyone from California is crazy.
signs of 2012? haha. and gosh you guys have so much trouble with this. why wont the world end if there are such people like you guys? geez
He did not say simple-minded southerners,unless he changed it later.
You are most CERTAINLY the rudest, demeaning moron with a webpage, by FAR. Granted, even I, as a firm believer in my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, am not POSITIVE of exactly what Jesus looked like..but for those in the various Protestant beliefs, the image portrayed is our image most associated with our Lord. At least those of us who believe have enough sense that we do NOT have to get clearance from some man in an idiotic hat in order to communicate with OUR God. I mean, really, do you actually BELIEVE once a person is dead, that you, as a HUMAN can pray that DEAD person a passage into Heaven? And you call these folks simple-minded! When judgement day comes, I will wave and wink atcha when I am walking side by side with my Lord..as you are some-where in your LIMBO!!!! Get right or get out!