TLC Is Going To Screw Jon Gosselin Every Which Way In Court!!!

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It's going to end up being the trial of the century month!

Jon Gosselin's upcoming court showdown with TLC is sure to be an event Jon will never forget!

This morning, the court approved the network's list of key witnesses in the case against Jon. Among the names approved to be questioned are girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon's bodyguard Thomas Meinelt (HE has a bodyguard?), his lawyers Michael Heller and Mark Heller, his former butt-buddy Michael Lohan and Jon's rep Matthew Kirschner.

It's gonna be like an effin soap opera in there!

TLC's law firm, Williams & Connolly, is known to be fierce in the courtroom and is reportedly hellbent on determining every source of Jon's income. They are ready to give him the smackdown for allegedly being in breach of his contract.

The news that the Hellers will participate as witnesses means that they won't be defending Jon in trial, which begs the question of what low-life lawyer will he get now?!

Of course, everyone will want to know what Homewrecking Hailey and Poppa Lohan will have to say for themselves, but we're more interested to hear from Thomas Meinelt. Tommy was once a photog that Jon then hired to be his bodyguard! Sources say that his testimony will give the most insight into Jon's financial and personal affairs and he will face the more "intense questioning during deposition."

All they need is Kate Gosselin to show up at the end screaming she is pregnant with their 9th child and this has the makings of the best episode of All My Children EVER!

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    Posted: Nov 5, 2009 at 6:15 pm / Email this  »

    42 comments to “TLC Is Going To Screw Jon Gosselin Every Which Way In Court!!!”



    1. 1

      uggghhh get these people out of the media. all this is doing now is hurting their children more & more.



    2. 2

      oh man, i really hope the douchebag of the year gets royally screwed bigtime. I am sure he would hate to go back to a normal job………he deserves what he gets……..Get em judge



    3. 3

      i am so glad i never dropped 100$ on an ed hardy shirt..



    4. 4

      GOOD!! this man is crazzzyy



    5. 5

      LoL @ Michael Lohan.



    6. 6

      I really wish these 2 would just kill themselves, It would make like so much more easier and we finally can return back to our regularly scheduled programs!



    7. 7

      YAwn.



    8. 8

      it's going to be a cirsus and douche better watch his ass cuz they are going to be way up it…



    9. 9

      it's going to be a circus and douche better watch his ass cuz they are going to be way up it…maybe entertainmet tonight should film it…



    10. 10

      i hate katie and jon.did you see the way she treated him i would have left her ass to!!! and he is a whore



    11. 11

      "All they need is Kate Gosselin to show up at the end screaming she is pregnant with their 9th child and this has the makings of the best episode of All My Children EVER!" Alright, THAT made me actually laugh out loud :-)



    12. 12

      Are we still talking about this fucking piece of shit?



    13. 13

      STOP



    14. 14

      douche says what……



    15. 15

      Last paragraph…..priceless! Now THAT would make a good reality show!



    16. 16

      Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – your name cracks me up!



    17. 17

      gawd his kids are soooo gonna HATE him!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!



    18. 18

      lol ninth baby



    19. 19

      So now what you need to find out Perez is if Court TV will be showing this! Would be entertaining to see the douche squirm on the stand!



    20. 20

      YESS! BITCH IS GOING TO GET SCREWED!



    21. 21

      ugh! he's a tard



    22. 22

      Great news! I hope this biggest douche ever gets run over the coals. He is SUCH a loser.

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      Man without a clue.



    24. 24

      TLC is claiming Jon was under exclusive contract with them and could not make money thru other public appearances and media correct and they are suing him for doing so? I was wondering if they are also suing Kate for the same breach of contract for doing the View and other appearances ( which she was paid for). What's good for the goose is good for the gander I figure.



    25. 25

      I would get a body guard if i was him too hes one of the most hated men in america



    26. 26

      Jon Gosselin is the REAL fartypants!!!



    27. 27

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      Time to be held accountable Jon Boy.
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      There are consequences for breaching a contract.
      *



    28. 28

      he is soooo gross



    29. 29

      Wow, he is not going to win this, there's no way someone can win if their witnesses are Michael Lohan and Hailey Glassman. He might as well just become an indentured servant to Kate and TLC. Wow he is so screwed!



    30. 30

      Fat, ugly and short. No wonder he gets all the ho's



    31. 31

      He better work on settling this out of court. Let TLC film the kids, whatever. If Hailey has to testify, either he'll be in big trouble, or she'll be in jail for perjury.



    32. 32

      And to think, he could have avoided all of this by if he'd just NOT been a DOUCHE!!



    33. 33

      couldn't happen to a bigger douche. nice.



    34. 34

      OMG I bet if this courtroom drama was on tv it would get better ratings than Jon n Kate plus 8! I'd watch it! LOL



    35. 35

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      Surrender NOW Jon. You have no chance against TLC's lawyer Paul Gaffney.
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      Here are a few of the clients he has represented: CNN, Time Magazine, MediaNews Group, Washington Post, ABC, FOX.
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      wc.com/pgaffney
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    36. 36

      What is this going to prove for either party? They can't get blood out of a turnip and they can't make him do a show he doesn't want to do and even if they stop him from doing other show's they can't stop him from talking so in the end what have they accomplished? TLC brings out the big dogs to take down a little dog make's no since!!



    37. 37

      Re: sickofkate – I do not understand people like you and your stupid comments. Kate had permission from TLC for her appearances, Jon DID NOT.



    38. 38

      To sickofkate: Just how dumb are you? TLC GAVE Kate permission for any interview she did. Jon Dufus Gosselin is a washed up wannabe whose 15 minutes is over.



    39. 39

      Hey Jon, here comes de Judge! I hope TLC turns you everyway but loose. You are a stupid scumbag & deserve all the trouble coming your way. Take your whore Hailey and move to Mexico. Your kids will be better off with you far, far away!



    40. 40

      Jon was so arrogant and defiant. He needs a knock down. And, Heller, if Kate could understand and abide by the contract, why couldn't Jon???? Did he maybe get bad advice from his "lawyer"????? Yoga Jon? Better practice playing drop the soap instead.



    41. 41

      reeves31 maybe lighten up a bit and not call other comments stupid. I dont think much of your comment either.



    42. 42

      PLEEEEEEEEZE STOP talking about this dysfunctional couple. I can speak for everyone when I say that WE are sick and tired of seeing them and hearing about them. If you stop, they might go away!!!!!