Someone Get Randy Quaid A Straitjacket!
He's ready for you, Cedar Sinai Pyschiatric Ward!
Randy Quaid decided the best way to convince the judge that he was innocent of all his criminal charges was to write him a strongly crazy worded letter!
Perfect! Evidence to use against you in the trial! Smart choices!
The letter is completely bonkers, making little to no sense whatsoever. In his five page novel letter he sent to the judge, Randy rants on everything from switching his cellphone number for "security reasons" and Karl Rove hitting on his wife, Evi!
But perhaps the most important part of the letter were Randy's confessions that he did in fact leave the hotel without visiting the front desk, but that it still wasn't his fault as he and his wife never received bills from the hotelinvolved in their criminal case because their mail is being “misappropriated to create false evidence."
Who in the world would care enough about you two loonies to go through all that trouble?!
Finally, enclosed in the letter is a photo of himself with his dog at the resort to prove to the judge “the relaxing, tranquil effect San Ysidro Ranch has had on us over the years!”
Oh, boy! We bet that was just precious!
The judge should had this right off to the prosecution for Exhibit A when they nail these idiots!
[Image via WENN.]
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what's up with their crazy? do they do too much meth or something? clearly they both need to be locked up.
radaronline.com is more on top of things than you are, I read this letter about two hours ago… I'm surprised you didn't say anything about Lindsay Lohan blowing off her business meeting to party. *rolls eyes* watch that be the next post…
WTF!!!??? Didn't he play the crazy brother in those Vacation movies? Perhaps he wasn't acting after all!! LOL
Um Perez you are the last person who should criticize people who can't write. Especially in a post with a freaking typo.
so when does their reality show start?
Baffle with bullshit bait and switch.
You pay your bill before you leave the resort unless you have arrangements to invoice on credit like everybody else, or this happens. Get clean or something.
Karl Rove hitting on the missus. Now there's a great visual.
can u please stop posting this stupid fucking pic/article? no one cares and im sick of looking at it.
Who the fuck are these people?
funny how he was crazy and all.He chose the niceset places to sleep.If he was really crazy he would be sleeping behind the dumpster at the 7/11.But then again look at what he's married too.That's a act of insanity!
one word-METH
His crazy wife is trying to get him to save her from creating this debacle with the hotel. Shame - he's a cool guy - she's LOONEY. Trust me - I've seen her in action
wtf? Just should just post "PLEASE GO TO RADARONLINE.COM", cause anyways, you are just regurgitating their shit.
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE TWO FUGGOS?
Is there some kind of law in the USA that says that these people who i've never heard of must appear on perezhilton.com at least twice in any 24 hour period? Could a new photo be found at least…. If I must see them EVERY day, i think i'll have to pop over to wikipedia to find out who they are. Maybe the man's shocked look is due to Mario being behind him with his trousersnake proud. That might explain why he seems to be on here so much.
Insane in the membrane
To his credit, I've worked in the hotel business and many people never visit the front desk upon departure. It is rare that anyone pays with cash and in many hotels, especially higher-end, you must have a card on file. If checkout time rolls around and you haven't extended your stay or visited the front desk, the card on file is charged and the room is fully cleaned.
No, honey, no. The braids have to go.
I am pleased to say that thanks to wikipedia, i now know who these people areand so look forward to seeing them on this website a minimum of twice daily for the next 50 years, alongside Katie Price, John Mayer, Mika, Slimey, Beth Ditto, the scissor sisters, liberace, the goatse man, john inman, that one out of the village people, the fellow from zanzibar who called his band queen, Queen Elizabeth of Great Britain, Dairy Queen, Queensland Australia, Queens park rangers FC, Queen Anne chairs, Queens NY, the gaylord opryland, Gayfield Square Edinburgh, Gaymers cider, Geisha girls, gayfield road london and of course Gaylord Perry.
Is there a theme here? I think not.
He is in even more serious legal trouble now. Writing a judge is considered an offense.
Re: DJcamp – LOL! this is the first time i've clicked on a post about these two, solely because i am sick and fucking tired of seeing this picture on perezhilton every damn day.
WTF is that woman wearing and what's with the hair?! That is all kinds of awful…
You know, I was bored and read the letter Randy Quaid sent to the judge. Though it was unnecessary, and should have been done by his lawyer, there really wasn't anything "crazy" about his letter. Did you actually READ it before inserting your snarky opinion? My hunch is that you didn't. Though Mr. Quaid is certainly verbose, and the part about Karl Rove wasn't really pertinent to the whole situation, things he wrote were actually reasonable. I've handled insurance claims for a long time, and I get letters like this from people all the time. I certainly don't think the writers are mentally ill. They just want their point to be heard.
HAHAHA karl rove?? how random.
Perez, do you have another photo of these wack jobs? This bitches pigtails are making me nauseous.
These people and their antics are fascinating. The letter was spectacular—he implicates himself time and again in a letter to the judge. And the Karl Rove stuff was the cherry on top.
TLC needs to dump the Gosselins and whatever and focus on this crazy.