Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
If we weren't already grossed out by Kristen Stewart enough!
In case you can't tell, that's the Twilight star on a balcony at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills, puffing away on an icky cig Friday afternoon.
Such a good role model for the tweens!!
[Image via Homero Tercero/WENN.]