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This Is Taylor's Musical Monologue

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In case you missed the HIGHlarity, check out Taylor Swift's musical monologue while taking over hosting duties on SNL!

Miz Swift gracefully took jabs at both ex Joe Jonas and (of course) Kanye all while charming the crowd.

Check out the adorableness above!

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    1. 201

      is it just me or dose anyone else hate this chick!!! shes so fuckin anoying!!! her eyes are too close together!!!! ahhhhh



    2. 202

      Re: Felicity01 – The scared straight skit was hilarious because it was just fucking hilarious. Much due to her. Fucking idiot.



    3. 203

      She is good for pointing out how people have wronged her,but she totally ignored her own faux pas! The SWATIKA!



    4. 204

      Last night was the FIRST time i've ever watched SNL. I've got to say, Taylor Swift was beyond amazing! She sure got laughs out of me!



    5. 205

      To all the people getting annoyed that she brought up Joe again…that's the point… idiots! To make fun of all the things that have gotten a crap load of publicity for her (i.e. Joe dumping her , rumors dating Taylor Lautner, and the Kanye debacle) So stop saying how she won't let it go…its for humor for god's sake.



    6. 206

      Maybe I am missing something…is her singing voice supposed to be good?



    7. 207

      Because America loves hot, white, jailbait ass.



    8. 208

      SNL has not been funny in 20 years.
      As always , the only remotely funny thing is Weekend Update.



    9. 209

      So perfect!



    10. 210

      Not a fan of her music, but I thought it was funny…



    11. 211

      Blegh, she is such a bore.



    12. 212

      that was the best part of the show. where the writers did not have a hand in it. that show has been bad for a while. was better during presidentail campaign but that is it. I miss the old days of the show.



    13. 213

      I'm 26 and I totally love her. I can't lie either. He might be jailbait but I could not be more envious of her with Taylor Lautner. He's pretty hot.



    14. 214

      the girl simply cannot sing… the only redeemable quality to this girl is that she doesn't run around dressed like a prostitute, as so many other young, female entertainers do…



    15. 215

      btw, can you call a woman a douche? because she totally is…



    16. 216

      I enjoyed the monologue and found it quite funny but the skits (other than the one making fun of Twilight) were lame. I read in another article that she wrote the monologue herself — that's probably true considering it was made of serious WIN and SNL hasn't done anything funny in years…



    17. 217

      Re: TheClimb – pfff…..I forgot to add that SNL forgot to add when she posed with the Swatstikkka…ooohh that's cute wouldn't you say….she's adorable..who gives a flying funk what she did in 2009..some people don't care..she's not everybody's sweetheart..and if she can't let it go with the Jonas kid…I'm sure a year from now we'll still hear the kayne shizzle….just sayin : P



    18. 218

      EVERYONE GET OVER FUCKING KANYE ALREADY! THAT WAS MONTHS AGO! FIND SOMETHING NEW!



    19. 219

      I love how everyone says she innocent buy she has so many about guys she has dated on her album and she's only 19.

      Times she's 25 she would have dated like 100's.



    20. 220

      cute and funny, i laughed at the twilight part. . .but i was super embarrassed for her when she stuttered the opening. . .eek.



    21. 221

      hey taylor, when are you gonna get over that joe dumped you? it was months ago and even perez your little buddy said you need to get over it so gtfo you're immature for even bringing that up you obviously just want attention, btw this girl has NO talent.



    22. 222

      Re: gagaoohlala –
      lol dipshit she's not a disney star



    23. 223

      Taylor Swift is so amazing! This was pretty funny! I think she is dating taylor..thats pretty sweet..if not thats ok. doesnt matter to me anyway cuz its her life! :) GO TAYLOR SWIFT YOU ROCK!



    24. 224

      loved it..



    25. 225

      Was that supposed to be funny? God, this show is so lame



    26. 226

      So poised for her age.

    27. LFC#9 says – reply to this


      227

      Re: JoBrosLuver – She is told to do these skits… she doesnt write them , non of the hosts do, they go off of what has happened to them in the tabloids and their life and go from there. She is dwelling on the past year, its just what makes the majority of people watching laugh.
      Everyone sticking up for a Jonas or Kanye and even Taylor Lautner are delusional and think that they know these people. Its quiet funny. Im not saying Taylor Swift was brilliant but she did a great job. I have seen other recent shows that were pretty off base and her show was entertaining.



    28. 228

      You go girl! Both Taylors make a cute couple than last douche he dated.



    29. 229

      I like how someone called her "racist," really? That's real educated, pulling the race card when she was the one who was disrespected. And she's not mentioning Taylor L. for publicity, those two do not need it, come on, be smarter than that people.



    30. 230

      Re: gagaoohlala – Taylor Swift is NOT a disney star.. she is a country/pop singer..



    31. 231

      Re: Tis.Rhiannon – I would really LOVE to hear you sing.. she is a succesful singer, and she is only 19! What can you say about yourself? Obsessive bitch? Probably. Your an idiot.



    32. 232

      Re: JoeJonasluver – haha he's a great cook, and is great with kids, how would you know? Are you his stalker now? How could you be so obsessed with an egomaniac who is just a complete loser. He doesn't stand for anything. Just because he has a purity ring doesn't make him god sent.. and he really isnt all that good looking either!! If anyone in the Jonas Brothers deserves props, it would be Nick because he actually stands for something!!



    33. 233

      Wow…..how long has it been since Joe broke up with her? I mean jeez she has Taylor Lautner now……T Swizzle MOVE ON from JOE!!! get the hell over it.



    34. 234

      HAHAHA she is amazing !!! Kudos !



    35. 235

      gagaoohlala, taylor swift is SO NOT a disney star.



    36. 236

      The skits that she was bad in (the one where she was kate gosselin, the wedding one, and I think that's it)…well, those were just shitty skits, and not her fault.



    37. 237

      She's so cute and funny



    38. 238

      she's so cute andf funnyu



    39. 239

      bahahahah. that is HIGHlarious. she is so stinkin adorable!



    40. 240

      this was way to funny, she is such a great singer and really funny aswell.

    41. gamom says – reply to this


      241

      Freakin funny. Good for her!



    42. 242

      She is the cutest goddamn thing. I'm way too old to get the music–but, this kid seems fo' real. I loved it!



    43. 243

      LMAO! I LOVE IT SOOO MUCH!



    44. 244

      I dont have anything against her but she seriously needs to get over joe and stop using the breakup as publicity…no one cares anymore plus shes the one who hung up on him so why is she still talkin about it



    45. 245

      she should GET OVER it… i mean… everytime she goes to some tv show she's always sayin' crap about Joe jonas, and now kanye… she's one of those persons who live in the past, obviously.. but whatever, she's still a good singer ..



    46. 246

      lol I am soooo sad I missed this!!!



    47. 247

      god, she is so annoying. she isn't even good live. like, i went to her concert, and it was nottttttt good. and she is totally milking the kanye and joe thing. i mean at least the kanye thing is KIND OF recent. the joe thing was a year ago sweetie. you both wrote a song about it and whatnot so just give it up already. move the fuck on.



    48. 248

      Adorable?!! No way.

      She CANNOT sing. Unfortunately this is how she ALWAYS sounds.

      And it was not funny. It was lame. Still mentioning her ex after a year — pathetic.

      And NOBODY except fans up your anus –including Perez–care who you are dating. SO CONCIETED and OBNOXIOUS. YUCK.



    49. 249

      Re: littlelisy –
      Quit blaming 'the intervfiews' and the 'snl writers' dumb people. Celebrities deal with these questions and writers everyday–her problem is she's bitter and it shows in everything she choses to answer and read and do. Nobody puts a gun to her head, but of all the celebrities that have ever had breakups, it's clear she is the most bitter and pyschotic, whiny and I cannot stand her. Trust me I don't listen if I can avoid it–but this was just thrust out there and so you get comments fromk people who are sick of her whining everywhere. DON' TELL ME DON"T LIKE IT DON'T LISTEN. I watch TV and she's on it booohooooing and I'm sick of her and it.



    50. 250

      OMG the monologue song was awesome!! LOL!!! It was SOOOO funny!!! I tink it's great she decided to laugh about herself and the rather unfortunate events that had happenned to her, but NO matter what, I HEART TAYLOR SWIFT!!!

      P.S. I loved the part about Joe and the kiss for Taylor! XOXO



    51. 251

      This was great haha..I watched it twice…"We have a great show tonight "Kanye West is not here" haha



    52. 252

      This was funny



    53. 253

      Re: november 10 – Grow up kid. The world has bigger issues. Are you that ignorant that you completely miss the point of the skit. It's a comedic sketch 'mocking' the ridiculous media coverage surrounding her name. She made a joke out of it. Nothing more. Go back to school, stop being bothered, and re-the hell-lax.



    54. 254

      ugh she is ridiculous.
      why is she bragging about being on snl?
      the jonas brothers were on it way before her.
      && she needs to stop bringing up joe.
      that happened over a year ago.
      obviously this girl lives in the past.

    55. iL says – reply to this


      255

      LOVE IT! love it how she is so straight forward lol



    56. 256

      shes trying to be so funny…but falls flat



    57. 257

      That was the funniest thing I've ever seen!



    58. 258

      OH MY GOD! I USED TO LOVE HER BUT NOW I FUCKING HATE HER GUTS! SHE TRIES TO BE A ROLE MODEL AND THEN SHE SAYS DOUCHE BAG?!!! TRASHY!!!!!!! WHAT A SCRAWNY PIECE OF TRASH! SHE CAME OFF AS AN ARROGANT, CONDESENDING BITCH AIRHEAD DURING HER POOR EXCUSE FOR A MONOLOG!!!! STUPID DORKY BITCH! AND HELLO?! GET THE FUCK OVER JOE ALREADY!! YOU'RE A PSYCHO FOR EVEN CARING THIS LONG! YOU JUST MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF FOR EVEN MENTIONING HIM YOU LOSER!!!!!



    59. 259

      Just love her, she is so not on a diva mood.



    60. 260

      Re: leesh213 – Um, its called I was joking around with the cook thing, because he's said he's cooked before. And he's always brings young fans up on stage or holds the little ones in the meet &greet photos opened to the PUBLIC, so yes I'd say he's good with kids. I was just stating what has been shown about him to the PUBLIC. Thats so rude to call him an egomaniac loser, how the hell is he a egomaniac or a loser? And wtf, stand for something? He's helped with a bunch of stuff, and makes people happy, so stop being so fuckin bitchy!

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