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Code Blue! GyllenHO Is Making A Crappy Movie!

Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Film Flickers

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Body-swapping movies are always so stupid! You can try to disguise it as a suspense thriller, but it is still super cheesy!

Jake Gyllenhaal is signed on for a new movie called Source Code. The story follows a military man who wakes up in the body of a stranger, who just happens to be commuting on a train that is about to explode.

How fascinating boring!

We're going to skip it.

Will U?

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19 comments to “Code Blue! GyllenHO Is Making A Crappy Movie!”



  1. 1

    That show is already out, it's call Dollhouse and it's on Fox.



  2. 2

    What is wrong with you? You are calling movies crappy before they are even made. Bitter failed actor.



  3. 3

    Jake should take some acting classes from his new brother-in-law Peter Sarsgaard, who is one of the most talented, and coolest, underrated actors in the business. He made Orphan good.



  4. 4

    Gyllenhaal has Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time , Brothers and now this movie coming out. Then in 2010 he has Damn Yankees and Love and other drugs. This man is getting paid.



  5. 5

    you never know it could be good……maybe

  6. BOKO says – reply to this


    6

    You can hear the guy in the pitch meeting for this one:
    Pitchguy: "So there's this guy, see, and he's in the body of this other guy, see, and, and, there's a train about to explode, see? So we got the terrorist angle, contemporary appeal-thingy covered, see?"
    Studio Exec: "What about a chimp?"
    Guy: "A chimp? Ahh, yeah, sure, we can throw in a chimp, surrrre….a big fat radioactive chimp! Awesome!"



  7. 7

    Perez, don't be ugly. It all depends on whether he plays the soldier or the body in the train. Doesn't it. One role may be more dominant. The other depends on, is who else is in it. Maybe they will cast Jake as the body in the train, and Reese will be the soldier. LOLOLOL!!!



  8. 8

    i will see anything he makes. no lie. even his sesame street appearance. he had me at donnie darko.



  9. 9

    Is there a crazy reason u down him & his movies? Prince of Persia is will be awesome as most of his other movies are. He is hot and so is his acting! Are u a lil jealous he got to make out with Heath or that he is hot and you're not? Whatever the reason-you are jealous!



  10. 10

    If he wakes up in the body of Casey Ryback they just might survive…



  11. 11

    It's Jake, I dont care if the movie is crappy. I just watch him for 2 hours:)



  12. 12

    Actually I read the script and it's excellent.

    From,

    An Expert.

    P.S. Perez, if you don't know shit about film development, shut your trap.



  13. 13

    Could be fab. You don't know shit. it's not the form; it's what you do with it. You are such an ignorant asshole.

  14. Davin says – reply to this


    14

    If it has Jake in it, it's not going to be boring. I could watch him grocery shopping and still be entertained.

    Will the soldier be gay? ^_^



  15. 15

    I second EccentricMetric.

    It's hilarious that Perez has an opinion and all of his minions will agree with anything he says, when I'm confident that he has not read the script, and it's certain that he hasn't seen the movie.

    It's like passing judgment on someone before you know them.



  16. 16

    I try not to judge a movie based on two or three lines of your biased bullshit.

    Gyllenhaal's a talented actor. I bet money it'll be better than Prince of Persia. White guy + tan does not a Persian (or Iranian) make.



  17. 17

    I'll watch anything with Jake Gyllenhaal
    Plus, he always seems to pick interesting films, so it sounds good to me



  18. 18

    perez his fat, ugly bitter and Slimey is shit



  19. 19

    Yeah in the beginning Jake was going to make nothing but movies with significance and "meaning." Now, his parents broke presumably, and probably needing dough he is selling out. Prince of Persia and now some B level movie. Better just to ask Reese for a loan, Jakey, she's loaded.