Madge Meets The 'Rents!
Filed under: Madonna > Brad Pitt > Angelina Jolie > Love Line > David Letterman
Things are getting very serious between Madonna and boy toy Jesus Luz!
The 51-year-old Queen of Pop is off to meet Jesus' parents, Cristiane Regina da Silva and Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz.
According to a source close to the family, the cougar:
"Really does love and need Jesus - and she does not hold all the power in their relationship. He grew up with strong Christian beliefs. He wants to marry and be taken seriously. She doesn't want to lose Jesus and so the visit to his parents is her way of saying she will make this relationship permanent. He wants proof of commitment and he wants her to make an honest man of him."
Sounds a little demanding to us! But if Jesus thinks "an honest man" means having a career that he probably would have never had if he wasn't dating her, then she's well on her way.
What's even more shocking is there's buzz that meeting his parents means wedding bells could be in the future!
Madonna biographer Randy Taraborrelli reveals she is "telling close friends and family that 'I definitely see myself marrying him. It's on the table'."
We have a hard time believing that, especially after her appearance on Letterman when she said she'd "rather get run over by a train" than re-marry.
Maybe they should take a cue from the Jolie-Pitts. That's working out just fine!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]
JESUS MUST BE GETTING READY TO LOAD UP THE BRINKS TRUCK.
LOL
what is it like being older than your bf's parents?
Muff diving!!!!!!!!!
Isn't Madonna Jesus' mom? Oh, recovering Catholic here, I digress.
This relationship is certainly stretching the definition of a May-December romance.
She is almost two and a half times his age and is almost old enough to be his mother's mother (Madonna is 14 years older than Jesus' mom). Madonna is three times further away in age from Jesus than her daughter. Age shouldn't matter but this seems a little extreme. My advice to Jesus invest in lots of Astroglide.
Jesus, another christain hypocrite…….
Re: Long Dong Connery – what diving???
"strong Christian beliefs" fly right off the table when you start involving the kind of money madge has to floss her teeth with.
Strong christian beliefs and he is with Madonna?? When he read up on her to find out who she was (too young to have a clue) when they first got together, his parents must have had a parent control filter on the internet to screen out all the filth.
Strong Chrsitian beliefs …..puke !! Jesus should sit back, keep his mouth shut and keep taking from his sugar-mama
Christian values? Christian values??? I've done the match and Jesus's mom was 13 when he was born. WHAT Christian values does she have to teach him? I wonder…
"Isn't Madonna Jesus' mom? Oh, recovering Catholic here, I digress.
This relationship is certainly stretching the definition of a May-December romance.
She is almost two and a half times his age and is almost old enough to be his mother's mother (Madonna is 14 years older than Jesus' mom). Madonna is three times further away in age from Jesus than her daughter. Age shouldn't matter but this seems a little extreme. My advice to Jesus invest in lots of Astroglide." ap076
funny-because it's true.
She could marry him and then adopt his parents.
I think she's OLDER than a Cougar! Remember she's OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDMOTHER!
whatever Pereuza hater, ur just jealous. And he was a model before meeting Madonna but, whatever hapenned he'll continue being that freaking stunning gorgeous perfect male he is!!!!
Madonna actually arrived in Brazil today! She is in staying in the Fasano Hotel, in Rio de Janeiro along with Jesus Luz, who arrived a couple of days earlier. Just wish them well, she deserves to be happy.
the bad thing is, once you go for the unmauled by the knive latino, you get addicted, so: Madonna is in real trouble!!! Sorry, but it's true, when i Brazilian man grabs you and throws you against the wall, forget it, ur hooked!!!
Re: Dark Phoenix – Rofl!
Mom, dad, I'd like you to Meet The Focker.
I love her but Madonna is not a cougar she is a saber toothed tiger.
Hopefully, they are happy together. It's hard for the general public to find a decent partner, let alone a superstar. The age factor will continue to come up. It's unavoidable. Her body will continue to age more and more. He might start to resent being stuck with an old woman, with all the young attractive women around him all the time. The only thing that will keep him on the 'straight and narrow' will be; (a) His love for her, (b) His love of fame and fortune, and (c) His fear of her / her lawyers if he cheated on her. Something to consider: Do you think Jesus might pull a Woody Allen, when Lourdes comes of age ? I predict that this will happen. Your comments ?
Re: MarthaKicks – Stop being a judgemental bitch and get a life. Age is just a number,and she (and even you) has the right to date and fuck whoever she wants. It's none of your fucking business.
Re: CoolCanuck – You shouldn't project your sick inclinations on others.
I bet he wants to marry her. Bet there's no pre nup
madonna is not in brazil to meet jesus parents.she is there to help the governator with charity. brazil is a country with lots of problems.human traffic,murders,drugs.its insane and a very dangerous country.she is there to show her documentary and help .she is doing charity.she travelled with her friends.not with jesus
and u know what?she is happy ,she looks hot and guy o still in love with her.fuck the haters.-she sells a lots and win all the awards for best tour. SHES MADONNA,SHE DID EVERYTHING.THIS DOESNT SHOCK US
she is in brazil to do charity. not to meet jesus parents .
I get so confused when there's a discussion about Christianity/marriage in the same context as Madonna and her boyfriend. I never know which Jesus they're talking about… it's kinda like 'who's on first' after a while……
Madonna is already in Brazil, Perez. She left NY on Saturday. You're late again on the news…
GROSS I HATE MADONNA THAT LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD PIECE OF SHIT.
How can things get serious between them? She is a HUGE DYKE, and he is as gay as a picnic basket!!!
Um, ew. They're so not going to last haha.
Re: This_Is_My_Nightmare – Then why are you at a gay website that is very liberal you idiot! Seriously, who the fuck cares? Madonna is Madonna and wether you love her or hate her, she's gonna be the the news forever and ever. She's a pop icon…For god sakes people still talk about JFK, Jackie O, Marilyn, Princess Di, Elizabeth Taylor and Michael jackson…Madonna is the same exact case. She is a pop icon and always will be. She'll be in the history of pop culture forever. Besides, age is nothing but a number. If we lived on say Mars, you stay 1 year old for a long time….(opr was it oppisite??) Either way, an earth year is just the time it takes to revolve around the sun. So living to 50 is quite a feat! I hope I live to 100 and I'm sure Madonna will live to 200!!!! She can date whoever she wants. I don't think it's hurting anyone (expect jealous people in their 20's who hate the fact they aren't aging as beautifully and youthfully as the Queen of Pop). Also, take into consideration what Jesus was born when his mother was 13 years. If Madonna was 38 she would STILL be older than his mother..WHO THE FUCK CARES!?
Re: ap076 – True that. Madonna is more like a Tiger! Cougars got nothing on tigers.
They make a great couple
Nah. She won't do it. I doubt she's up for contributing to yet another start-up fund for another ex. There's always another Jesus right around the corner, and maybe somebody better than Jesus.
Re: bigray – Why do u say she is a Huge DYKE? what are your thoughts and info on this??