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Madonna And Jesus Take Brazil

Filed under: Madonna > Love Line

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Madonna and her boy toy Jesus Luz arrived in Rio de Janeiro, Brazi,l together via private jet on Monday.

The Queen of Pop is reportedly going to meet Jesus' parents!

Apparently Madge is a bit nervous because his mother is 15 years younger than she is!

But what could they possibly be up$$$et about?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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46 comments to “Madonna And Jesus Take Brazil”



  1. 1

    Grandma!

  2. ap076 says – reply to this


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    Ugh, another shot of her crazy old lady hands (not Madonna old but Angela Lansbury old). If I looked down and saw her stroking my junk I would totally freak out.



  3. 3

    so, his mom is 15 years younger than Madonna. And Madonna is what, 50? 51? So that makes his mom what, 35? 36? And Jesus is what, 22? 23? So, his mom had him when she was 12? 13?



  4. 4

    oh perez u are so wrong FIRST MADONNA DIDNT ARRIVE IN BRAZIL WITH JESUS. that man in the pic is steven klein her photographer and SECOND MADONNA IS IN BRAZIL DO DO CHARITY,she has a very important meeting with the governator. if she wanted to meet jesus parents she would take them to nyc. think perez use ur head .and ur site is all about fat lies.u copy all ur news from thesun.co.uk . if madonna now that u post this shit,she will kill u.hahahahahhahaha

    madonna is in brazil to do charity,not to meet jesus parents and that men in the pic is steven klein u dumb



  5. 5

    and his mother is very young what is not normal.well in brazil everything is normal. they are crazy and more they are absolutely crazy about M . she cant leave the hotel.there are million of ppl there. well last year she perfoemed for almost 300 thousand ppl in brazil



  6. 6

    this man is steven klein ,her photographer.the one that did D&G campaign last week with maodnna,perez she is there to do charity



  7. 7

    madonna need someone younger to fck her so she can proove that she still is the # 1 bitch in the world.

    too bad she teach LOLA this kind of behavior and I wonder what her kids things about having men around them to play " daddy" all the time.



  8. 8

    and so what.she is sucessfull,she is smart.she is amazing.everybody is crazy about her and want to be like her.she has money,she has wonderfull kids that love her.she has friends.she looks amazing.so what.this woman rocks



  9. 9

    She is a HUGE DYKE, and he is as gay as a picnic basket!!! He even said, he wasn't her boyfriend a few months back!!!

  10. Linny says – reply to this


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    Perez- he is 23 and she is 51. If his mom is 15 years younger than Madonna, that means she is 36 now and gave birth to Jesus at 14? wtf!..or are you talking out your ass usual?



  11. 11

    I think the fact that she is older than his mother is the least of her worries…she is actually older than his grandmother if the urban ledgends are true…hahahahahahahaha…not even a cradle snatcher…she's a womb raider



  12. 12

    Re: Linny – brazilian ppl are like that.yes she was mom at 13. madonan dates him so what.if she is happy.its ok.she is there to do charity.nothing more.she is working with the president,.bad press loves to talk shit like perez.go are read brazilian press perez. theres noone site or newspaper that says madonna will meet jesus parents.get a life.SHES HOT



  13. 13

    who cares if she dates someone younger. men married women younger in the 1900's and how long ago. nobody says anything about that. if ashe can get some young guy to date a 51 year old then she's got that growl power



  14. 14

    Re: bigray – "As gay as a picnic basket"? LOL. We can only hope — that would be a huge score for Team Gay!



  15. 15

    He's been fu@ked up the ass so many times they installed a toll booth!!!



  16. 16

    That's Steven Klein with her.



  17. 17

    Madonna, who has promoted school building in the African country Malawi, is now turning her star power onto projects to improve the notorious slums of Rio de Janeiro.

    The 51-year-old star is in Rio to visit some of the Brazilian city’s slums, or “favelas”, and meet with one of the country’s richest businessmen to discuss setting up social projects, said state Governor Sergio Cabral.

    “She will get to know some social projects; she is enchanted with Rio and wants to help,” Cabral said.



  18. 18

    this woman is so hot.everytime i think about that pics in london two weeks ago.she looks so fresh.so good.i wanna do her.this woman must know everything about sex



  19. 19

    Re: BadBoyKurt – exacly.she is there to do charity and so what.SHES GOOD MOTHER,SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND SHE HAS A HUGE CAREER.LOOK AT HER EX.NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.M looks so hot lately.guy is not even close.

  20. Linny says – reply to this


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    ha ha- a mom at 13? Effing crazy shit! I think I had kissed a boy at that point…with tongue! I had no idea his mom had him so freaking young. That just isn't right at all. Kids should be kids and have a childhood..not an actual child! That is so messed up! I have no prob w/ Madonna dating him-as long as they are both having fun and it isn't hurting anyone. I don't think it's totally appropriate with the age of Modonna's daughter I must admit-not exactly setting the best example. I was a bit of cougar before finding my fiance myself I guess. But really nobody should be having babies at 13-I don't care where they are from-it's not right for them or the baby. Children should be keeping it in their pants!



  21. 21

    eewwwwwll Madge the Vadge's hand looks weird. She should be made to wear gloves all the time so as not to offend sensitive people. Is that a bag of money she's carrying? How much for a servant with an Oedipus complex?



  22. 22

    i may have to agree with you for once. i mean who in their right minds would like their son to be with someone older than them. although, i think the parents might like madonna coz it gives them the assurance that their son is in the right hands. its either Jesus may be looking for a mommy figure or that he really likes madonna. we can never know



  23. 23

    WHEN "ITS" VAGE OPENS….DUST AND TUMBLE WEEDS COME OUT 1



  24. 24

    Only my Perezcious's Lady Medusa can get off a plane wearing a grubby threadbare Adidas tracksuit with impunity. If any other celebrity were to try that, the Perezcious would rip them a new one on his self-important blog.



  25. 25

    give me a break! she's MADONNA for godsakes!! his parents are most likely peeing themselves with excitement.



  26. 26

    sexy!



  27. 27

    His mother has Jesus at a VERY young age. She was 13 when she had Jesus. So really, it's NOT a big deal. Madonna waited until she was 39 when she had Lourdes.



  28. 28

    Re: Linny – It's not impossible. However since Perez is 90% incorrect on his posts in general, who knows..



  29. 29

    So when do you think he'll be screwing Lourdes?



  30. 30

    I wonder if jesus makes her wear gloves when she touches him. and an xtra large glad bag.



  31. 31

    She looks great ant healthy.



  32. 32

    Hahaha….that is just TOO funny!! :D



  33. 33

    and her 4 children (2 of which have no other parent) are…. where?



  34. 34

    I read on RumerMills Jesus's mum was 13 when she had him!!! Is this true??!!

    www.rumermills.com



  35. 35

    Madonna should hook up with Christiano Ronaldo.



  36. 36

    Could she possibly have dressed herself crappier? Seriously, you'd expect more from the Queen of Pop right? Even I look more like a Queen of Pop today. Dress like a lady, an even better: like a lady of your own age!
    You are old!



  37. 37

    "madonna is a shit"(I HATE TO SAY THAT)din't say anything yet???all right…..I have somethin' to say:
    She may well be the only living legend the world has ever known. Other legends like Elvis and Marilyn Monroe only became legends after there untimely deaths, while Madonna has become the worlds most famous person, a true living legend.
    She may well be the only living legend the world has ever known. Other legends like Elvis and Marilyn Monroe only became legends after there untimely deaths, while Madonna has become the worlds most famous person, a true living legend.

    Madonna is the most successful act in the history of MTV’s Video Music Awards with an all time record 72 VMA nominations and 19 VMA wins.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.



  38. 38

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.



  39. 39

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.
    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.
    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.
    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    Mooriah Scary is a successful female artist according to what???to your silly head



  40. 40

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Billboard, The RIAA, and The IFPI Madonna is the Most Successful Female Recording Artist of All Time.



  41. 41

    I'D SPIT ON THIS NASTY WHORE IF MY KID BROUGHT HER HOME! SHE IS A PEDOPHILE AND DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A MOTHER!



  42. 42

    Re: madge_me – WHO CARES SHE IS STILL A WHORE WHO BRINGS DIFFERENT MEN HOME ALL THE TIME AND HE POOR KIDS ARE CONFUSED IF THEY ARE THEIR FATHER OR A SCHOOLMATE!



  43. 43

    So his Mom had him when she was 12? 13?



  44. 44

    If I was Jesus' mother I would slap the shit out of madonna.



  45. 45

    first of all that man is Steven Klein not Jesus. Also, he is NOT her photographer he is a fashion photographer….D&G, Vogue, W magazine the list continues endlessly.



  46. 46

    that man, is Steven Klein. don't you like that she has millions of dollars and still wears those ripped sweatpants? Why on Earth does she need to drag them in dust and dirt???