Ladies and gentleman, let us introduce you to the smartest career move of 2009!

Check out a few pics of Levi Johnston's long-awaited seksi pictorial with Playgirl Magazine!

Sans peen, sadly.

Thoughts?????

As if 50 Cent really needed anymore money. Turns out the rapper and multi-millionaire has written a new movie.

We didn't even know he could write anything except for rap lyrics.

But Fifty actually signed a deal recently with producer Richard Jackson to make three of his screenplays into movies.

According to Fifty, "When you write a song, you need to say it in three minutes or it is overkill, but I like creating stories and going in depth with characters."

The first flick is set to start production next month and will actually star Fifty and Val Kilmer.

We're just as surprised.

The flick deals with Fifty and Val in the world of illegal weapons dealing, and appropriately is called The Gun.

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She really had her claws out this week!

After nitpicking at Rachael Ray earlier this week, Martha Stewart held nothing back when asked about none other than Sarah Palin!

Listening to the prim and proper Martha Stewart refer to the former Alaskan governor as "confused" and "a real problem" really brings the LOLs!

Watch the HIGHlarious video above!

Who was the biggest Famewhore of 2009? The Celeb of the Year?

The Perezzies, our year-end awards, are back, and they're better than ever - with new categories, including one nominated by U, and their very own website, Perezzies.com!!

We have 15 awesome Perezzies categories! We want U to do the nominating!

Once we get all the names, we'll ask U to vote on the top 5 nominees in each category.  On December 15, we'll announce the winners.

Also, a very special thank you to our 2009 sponsor, Grand Marnier!

Please wait...

Hottest Hookup:

Biggest Breakup:

Biggest Famewhore:

Biggest D-Bag:

Hottest Hottie:

Best Dressed:

Worst Dressed:

Most Improved:

Hottest Mess:

Biggest Fail:

Fiercest Cougar:

Biggest Blockbuster:

Living the Good Life:

Celeb of the Year:

And our newest category, suggested by U is: Best Song

Joe Francis was due in a Florida courtroom on Friday, but the attorney for the Girls Gone Wild founder handed the judge a doctor's note excusing his client from appearing!

How convenient!

Francis was supposed to attend a court hearing regarding a civil suit filed by four Florida women against the scumbag, claiming Francis filmed the women for Girls Gone Wild while they were underage.

Francis' lawyer informed the judge that Joe was "in a Mexico hospital, suffering from an acute ear infection, high fever and vertigo," therefore could not fly to Panama City for the hearing.

Do U buy Joe's shady Mexican hospital story????

We don't!

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This is no way to celebrate your Playgirl pictorial!

Levi Johnston's mother, Sherry Johnson, was sentenced to three years in prison on Friday after pleading guilty to possession of OxyContin!

Johnston was officially charged in a Palmer, AK courtroom with one count of possession with intent to deliver, holding a five-year prison sentence with two years of the sentence suspended.

See you in 2012!

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Holy teenage hormones.

Justin Bieber was scheduled to appear at the Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island on Friday afternoon but the appearance was cancelled after three thousand girls showed up to meet Bieber!!!!

According to news reports, the crowd quickly grew aggressive in anticipation of Justin's arrival, and four to five people were injured at the mall after the crowd ignored instructions from the police!

Tween riot!

Amidst the chaos, only one arrest was made - Island Def Jam Records senior VP James A. Roppo was taken into custody by Nassau police after refusing to announce the cancellation of the event on Bieber's official Twitter page.

Check out the mania in the video above!

Amber Rose made an appearance at rapper Fabolous' birthday party, Thursday night.

Noticeably missing? Boyfriend Kanye West.

Could there be trouble in paradise?

Nah.

We're guessing he's decided to return to that hole he's been living in since September.

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Vitamins aren't what come to mind when we hear the name Donald Trump, but in his latest business venture the Donald is teaming up with Ideal Health, a nutritional products company.

Renaming the company The Trump Network, he is claiming that the marketing program could provide extra income for people suffering through the recession.

Would-be salespeople purchase a marketing kit to sell the products as well as recruit other salespeople to get a cut from their sales as well.

But just because Donald Trump slaps his name on there it doesn't guarantee success. Daniel Howard, marketing professor at Southern Methodist University explains:

"People are more easily persuaded when they want to believe in something. Someone comes along with a big name like Donald Trump and pitches riches, it captures peoples' attention and interest. If he made so much money, they think, 'I'm glad I'm on board.'"

But he adds the ominous fact: "Multilevel marketing is a tough business, and most people don't make much money."

Sounds like BS to us, Donald!

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Because he hasn't come out of closet been attached to anyone recently, Derek Hough was forced to resort to talking about his sister's love life to reporters.

He suggested that Julianne Hough's split from Chuck Wicks was due to her demanding career schedule and nothing to do with any drama.

He said:

"She's 21 years old and her career is skyrocketing right now and it's tough to sustain a relationship, especially with somebody who's so much older than her.. We'll all still hang out. We're all very close. And [the split] is amicable. They're still really great friends, and that's the way to do it."

Sure, whatever you say Derek.

Hey, now that you're both single, we bet you could bar hop together. It's always easier to pick up a guy at the bar with a wing-woman!

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