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Has It Really Come To This, Feminem???

Filed under: Film Flickers > Eminem

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Eminem is reportedly going to do another movie. A horror movie. A horror movie in 3D!!!

It doesn't get any lamer than that!

Oh wait, yes it does - the movie is being called Shady Talez!

Ha!

Will you be dressing up as the crypt keeper, Fem?! It would be a much needed improvement to her your current state of dress.

Oh, and as if this sure-fire failure project wasn't enough, Slim Shady is going to release a collection of comic books. Look for those in the book store recycling bins soon.

[Image via WENN.]

60 comments to “Has It Really Come To This, Feminem???”



  1. 1

    And you wonder why people wanna kick your ass all the time Mario. Hopefully you'll get the BEP treatment again.



  2. 2

    LOLZ lamest thing ever



  3. 3

    I think it might be very funny. You never know he could be completely ripping the shit out of all of us..

    www.melovemusic.com



  4. 4

    something is wrong with me. I actually care about this artist. I loved when he did his own Purple Rain and called it 8 mile. That was fun.



  5. 5

    Cruisin' for as ass kickin' mario…. you're about due for one.



  6. 6

    Lol, why are you so against Eminem, Perez?

    And he's actually a very good drawer.



  7. 7

    My friends uncle went to school with him…I guess he was a nerd and got booed at a talent show. He can be a jerk but he's good at what he does and he seems nice enough.



  8. 8

    DID HE WANT TO MAKE PRECIOUS TOO?



  9. 9

    I love marshall, he appears in my sweet dreams often



  10. 10

    Everything he touches turns to gold. I'm sure it will do very well, and obviously I will be seeing any movies or comic books he puts out. I support real talent. What exactly do you have against his attire? He always looks great. You on the other hand always look like a damn fool.



  11. 11

    Re: LizardKinG – Hey King… Mario's still bitter about his 'awesome faboosh amazeballs' summer concert tour. Wall papered his shitter with the unused tickets and has to be reminded of the epic fail everytime he takes a crap.



  12. 12

    this isn't something i would expect to see from eminem but i am pretty sure it won't fail. ppl said 8 mile would fail and it didn't. he seems to be able to pull off everything he does.



  13. 13

    You would burn in hell perez. Eminem is the best rapper that has ever lived. His talents in music and acting will be better than any of your artist or Lady Gaga will ever have.



  14. 14

    He is good at what he does, so don't judge it yet, you might be surprised.



  15. 15

    hey, snoop dogg made a horror movie.. and it was pretty good. so MAYBE.. just MAYBE he can do it too. ….MAYBE.



  16. 16

    Wow. The pain written on his face in that pic is quite obvious. Even if you have contempt for someone, why on earth would you ever relish in their pain??? Sad, sad, sad… Karma is a BIOTCH!!!



  17. 17

    Re: Canadiana* – LMFAOOOOOOO!



  18. 18

    maybe he should start a fashion website too, something like cocoeminem



  19. 19

    First of all douchebag you're about 3 days late, second he has more talent in his pinky finger, then you do in your whole fat ass disgusting body so shut the fuck up and you wonder why nobody likes you, so go fuck a goat you fat rainbow loving douchbag.



  20. 20

    U really sound like a bitter girl sometimes Perez. A little "Nilly" ya know!



  21. 21

    I think it will be great, he's amazing. Perez, you fucking suck!



  22. 22

    Says the guy who was in the epic failure "Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild"

    lololololol

    Please..You're successful but you don't need to give career advice or criticism to anybody when it comes to acting.



  23. 23

    12:20 am GMT

    Perez (Mario) Hilton is a sad and lonely and very angry gay man who has managed to turn off most of North America with his mean spirit. He had to GIVE AWAY tickets to this tour just to get people into the buildings. No one wants to support him anymore. Even his mean mouthed blog is showing the signs of demise with so few comments. The people who do comment are putting him down. He is a horrible person and is a sure sign of death to any artist that tries to partner with him. His days are quickly numbered. This tour was not a success, just like his failed clothing line and failed book and failed TV show. He is one big fat failure.



  24. 24

    Perez your so pathetic. It's obvious your trying to push his buttons so he'll drop your name in a song.



  25. 25

    Wassup with all your animosity towards Eminem?



  26. 26

    Team Eminem. I can't help it. I like the guy, and I like his music. I'll admit, he started out on the "edge of asshole-ish", but he seems to have matured and moved on. Good for him! The way you rag Gosselin for abandoning his children, I should think you'd be patting Em on the back for being an active part of not only his daughter's life, but Alaina's life as well.



  27. 27

    EM IS AN AMAZING DRAWER PEREZ. MAYBE IF YOU PULLED YOUR HEAD OUT OF GAGWHORE'S ASS FOR FIVE MINUTES AND DO YOUR RESEARCH YOU'D KNOW THAT. =/



  28. 28

    Perez, you can't be serious. I mean, NOTHING can get any more LAMER than THIS. Not even feminem!

    The only way I'd go see this crap of a movie is if we get to see more than his naked ass. I wanna see some Feminem dick! xD



  29. 29

    i think it's unexpected and cool. good for eminem.



  30. 30

    money running out already?



  31. 31

    Snoop did it,smart move Em.



  32. 32

    Fuck you Perez. You can say whatever you want, it doesn't change the fact that Eminem is a fucking genius. He doesn't even have to try, he just is and doesn't need to prove to anyone much less you that he can do anything he wants, and kill it everytime. Not that Eminem would give 2 shirs about your opinion, but you better watch your back….. Detriot What!!!!!



  33. 33

    Yay I hope he gets naked again!!!! Love him oh so much!!!!!!!!



  34. 34

    why you always hatin' on Eminem? He's wicked!! Can't wait to see the 3D horror flick if he's in it. Keep up the good work Eminem - and ignore the haters.



  35. 35

    Eminem is so lame - his last cd was stale & he is so played out!!!



  36. 36

    Perez u couldnt get into a movie if you PAID sum1. N how did ur lil `softcore porn`gay movie makeout huh? Didnt even MAKE the Recycling Bin. Perez u r so untalented and have nothing going for you, jealousy is a sad sad thing. I thought u would have realized leeching off of celebrities gets u no where… its a shame u havent realized that yet.



  37. 37

    If his comic books wind up in the recycle bin at the bookstore, they will be on top of that failed book you wrote Pumpkinhead.



  38. 38

    Love eminem and i'll go see anything he's in. Perez you can stop hatin on him ya know hes not actually homophobic.



  39. 39

    at least he's talented, unlike lady gaga



  40. 40

    he does movies… that involves acting right?



  41. 41

    whatever perez, he did a great job in 8 mile



  42. 42

    SEXY I WANNA SEE HIS DICK!



  43. 43

    sounds interesting, i read it's meant to be like twilight zone and creepshow which you forgot to mention, hmm i wonder why?



  44. 44

    Why the fuck can't this sorry ass SMILE??? What is it gonna take? Dude, you're FORTY for shit's sake - GROW THE FUCK UP and get a life that makes you SMILE!!!! Your brooding puss is nauseating.



  45. 45

    seriously perez, he's a good actor, and he's twisted as hell…..what makes you think he won't have a crazy ass horror film…..rob zombie should direct and help write it, house of 1000 corpes and the devils rejects were amazing, so mad he killed off those characters….

  46. hat3r says – reply to this


    46

    I hope he beats your ass.



  47. 47

    I'm excited. Love horror movies. I don't get why you hate him so much Perez. He's very talented. More talented than that cow Mariah



  48. 48

    This post is completely illogical, unfortunately. I know you hate him (don't recall why), but he's done some respected work in film, even more than some our formerly A-List actor friends! Also, you might forget his being the first rapper to win an OSCAR ever. 8-Mile was well-received. He has that dark sense of humor; this could flop, sure, or people could get it and think it's as quirky as it's creator/actor. Geez, lighten the F up.



  49. 49

    he is a fuckin lame



  50. 50

    he's so commercial



  51. 51

    Loser!!!! Well you had some good songs….but seriously whats goging on EM?



  52. 52

    Do you have something against him?
    Because you would never say any of this to his face and im sure he would have a lot to say to you back and then you would whine about how much you hate him and how wrong he was…when your the one talking crap.

    leave him alone, he has a hell of a lot more talent then you will ever have.

  53. @v@ says – reply to this


    53

    It could be dark. He sees, lots of things. So, so much talent. Props.



  54. 54

    MARIO, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAILED ACTOR AND SINGER, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE WILL FAIL. HIS OTHER MOVIE WAS REALLY GOOD, SO YOU CAN SUCK IT. HAVE YOU EVER MADE GOOD MUSIC OR A GOOD MOVIE? ME THINKS NOT, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FAMEWHORE WHO STEALS STORIES FROM OTHER SITES AND THEN CLAIMS TO KNOW IT ALL. YOU SUCK BIGTIME, LOOSER! ALL YOU CAN GET IS Z LIST SHIT LIKE GIVING OUT AN AWARD TO YOUR JUNKIE WIFE.



  55. 55

    He got really bad depression after proof was murdered and then he divorced kim again which might make ya slightly sad. He was really good in 8 mile and it is a really good film and now hes come back out and his album is pretty darn good and all he gets is shit loads of abuse. This guy is seriously talentd and people seem to forget that. He is anything but lame.



  56. 56

    Well i LOVE eminem and pretty much support anything he does!!



  57. 57

    grow up eminem got more things going for him unlike you.also people care about eminem



  58. 58

    it's going to be sick. it's eminem he can pull anything off and make it amazinng.
    and shut the fuck up i don't know how you can take the piss out of one of the most successful artists



  59. 59

    I am really not into rappers but he has a cute face! He looks really sad in this picture!



  60. 60

    This man is an idol. Over coming his addictions and staying sober these past couple of years.
    You ever notice how he's never said shit on you? It's because you ARE shit. You're nothing but the nasty stuff that gets flushed down the toilet. You need to back it up and focus on your own business. It's obvious you're just jealous.