And she's not even a lesbian! At least we don't think she is.
What we do know is that Tilda Swinton loves her some peen since it was revealed last year that she bangs someone on the side and her husband is OK with it!
We're sure she'd entertain the offer, she doesn't seem like the type of person to let a seksi time pass her by.
The actress was spotted looking rather dapper in London on Monday night.
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