Will R-Patz Ever Host SNL?!

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With all the broody and moping about, could Robert Pattinson pull off an entire evening of funny - and live?!

R-Patz doesn't think so, but he would be more than willing to try!

Though he admits he would be "terrified" to put himself out there like that, he knows that hosting SNL is something his fans are actively lobbying for and he would game for it, if it was something exceptionally funny.

But here's the thing - he wants to be able to write it! Rob said: "I'd love to write an episode, with their [guidance]. That would be fun, but, I think that's kind of against the protocol."

We don't know. They might do it just to get you on the show. Granted, you probably wouldn't write MUCH, considering you have ZERO experience.

But to get those tousled locks to Rockefeller Center, they might make an exception!

Would U want to see R-Patz on SNL?

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    Posted: Nov 10, 2009 at 6:16 pm / Email this  »

    67 comments to “Will R-Patz Ever Host SNL?!”



    1. 1

      i don't want to see him anywhere, lol



    2. 2

      Duh!



    3. 3

      Yes.



    4. 4

      Whatever. Zac is hot.



    5. 5

      YES PLEASE!!!!!

    6. Zefie says – reply to this


      6

      God this guy is sooo overrated. Next.



    7. 7

      He would be great on SNL



    8. 8

      SNL isn't funny anymore….so NO, I could care less if he goes on that show.



    9. 9

      oh god yes i would watch that in a heartbeat. robert's not really the "funny man" but i think he can def pull this off



    10. 10

      HELLS YESS. stop hating on kristen! ROB



    11. 11

      meh…sure. i bet it would be painful though.



    12. 12

      I can't be the only one woefully unimpressed by this guy… I just CAN'T!
      My reasoning? I have this weird habit of only admiring actors with acting skills.



    13. 13

      This guy is a CRAPPIER VERSION OF LUKE PERRY.



    14. 14

      I heart this sexy m.f. as much as the next smitten bitch - but lets not EVER take the advice of his fans who for the most part are rabid, slathering freaks re: twilight tattoos & hate mail that gives a whole new shade of scary to the term hate mail



    15. 15

      It would be interesting to see just because he's so nervous and awkward all the time. Out of the three, Taylor Lautner the only one i can see doing it. Rob and Kristen are just so reserved. but who cares, SNL sucks these days anyway.



    16. 16

      he actually seems funny, so it might be good. there have been many unfunny people on there, anyone remember phelps? god rob, would do much better



    17. 17

      Yes!



    18. 18

      i love twilight , but he would only be on there for good looks , SNL is boring nowadays anyways. its not like it used to be.



    19. 19

      So what Perez. Your Mickey nightgown and MTV awards embarassing outfits says u have no experience in fashion and ur need to ride the coattails of sucky artists says you have no experience in music yet you can't keep ur weewee out of it!



    20. 20

      I'd defenately watch SNL for him!

    21. ap076 says – reply to this


      21

      Exceptionally funny and Saturday Night Live are five words I never would associate with one another.



    22. 22

      FUCK YEAH! I'd actually watch SNL if he's on!!!!!



    23. 23

      dang he's so fine.
      There's no way he could be funny though. I'd watch it just bc of how horribly unfunny he'd be and how no one would care because he's so fine



    24. 24

      my god that man is sooo attractive. hes hot!



    25. 25

      Of course I would love to see him… but let's all accept that he does not have the greatest sense of humor… have you seen him in interviews?? sometimes he says "funny" things that only HE would laugh about… anyway, it would be interesting to watch him doing new stuff other than twilight!!!



    26. 26

      flock off really??next thing u know that k-stew will be on it….god help us all!!!



    27. 27

      omg! I hope so! my dads friends writes for snl and he got me a autograph from taylor swift! so if rob went on the show maybe I could get an autograph from him eek :)



    28. 28

      I think he could either really bomb or he could be hilarious… I'd love to see him do it though.



    29. 29

      I hate it when actors remind me that they are, for the most part, totally stupid. You go ahead and write an episode of SNL, Sugar…good luck with that.



    30. 30

      I would love to see him on SNL he is that urr typical funny guy but his smile will make laugh and every HAPPY I mean very HAPPY



    31. 31

      not really. I'd feel embarassed for him when he fucks it up. and i love him too much for that to happen.



    32. 32

      yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want him to host snl sooooo bad!!!!!!!



    33. 33

      I don't really see him as being that funny… more awkward than humorous.



    34. 34

      eff yeah! that would definitely be a permanent fixture on my dvr!



    35. 35

      IN 3 years probably-he's booked the next 2 years at least! who knows. They should have got to him when they had a chance.For those who hate- watch his interviews his hilarious! KS SUCKS! hehe!-had to throw that in.



    36. 36

      Lets see……R-patz hosts SNL……….ratings: *crickets chirp* yeah. Tweenies would watch because he's "hot" (i still dont see it). But you need to be funny for SNL, he don't look like he's funny. And further more, act, i have yet to see any emotion at all from him, and his 'smile'? Creepy. So to sum it up, no, i will not watch SNL if Robert is on the show at all.



    37. 37

      I'm sure he could come up with some fresh (better) ideas. I'd love to watch him host SNL if he could do write his own lines.



    38. 38

      I like him a lot but I think this comment is extremely arrogant. Do you know how talented one has to be to become a writer on SNL? They have had and have some of the most genius comical writers on that show. It is almost a slap in their face to assume you could write something on the same level as them. Not a great comment to make kid. Sorry.

    39. AshT says – reply to this


      39

      yea,, id love nothing more :)



    40. 40

      Holy Canoli, I"m one of those psycho fans that would LOVE to see him do snl. He's pretty funny off camera. Ok, adorkable, but still. The possiblilities were shown this past weekend with "Firelight" skit mocking twilight!



    41. 41

      he probably doesn't want to bc the crazy fans would pummel him like they did when he was making that indie movie in nyc recently



    42. 42

      well whatever he would write couldn't be worse than what they are already writing. SNL has sucked lately!! but…. Rob should definitely go on SNL.



    43. 43

      It's understandable that Rob wants to do the writing on SNL.
      Their skits are not funny & are too long.
      Yes, bring Rob on. He can't hurt the show, that's for sure.



    44. 44

      I think he'd be funny :}
      His awkwardness and how humble he is is friggan cute.



    45. 45

      Pancake face might do it !

    46. harle says – reply to this


      46

      British belong nowhere near SNL. I'll give you that he is outwardly attractive, but seriously the boy has nothing else to offer.



    47. 47

      I love him, but I don't think he should do it. He's not the "funny guy", he's the "awkward/quirky/paranoid guy" and it should stay that way!



    48. 48

      yes yes yes yes yessss!



    49. 49

      um yess!!



    50. 50

      DUH.



    51. 51

      OF COURSE…but in the interest of not fucking up his cred….write every skit you are in yourself or hire your own comedy writers…maybe Timberlake is available.

      You think he didn't write his own skits or have help OUTSIDE of the SNL writers?



    52. 52

      Hell to the yeah. They should do a skit on he and Kirsten going bald from running their hands through their hair. Everytime I see them (especially her) they're pushing their hair back off their foreheads.

    53. RPORC says – reply to this


      53

      Yes to RPattz 1 million times, please. If what you're saying is true Mario, RPattz should write the script because he is funny in his own self-deprecating way. Who would not want to seem him act his silly self live? Just imagine the millions of fans who would be screaming their butts off! That would be crazy and unprecedented! Rpattz can sing as well which other non-Twilight fans don't know. Please Robert go for it! Also, he should guest at the Howard Stern show. Howard and Robin are big fans of Twilight. Howard will ask him all the questions that all the lame press would not dare ask him. Most especially his sex life and of course, RPattz who's witty would be able to match Howard's out of this world vulgarity.



    54. 54

      -
      it will never happen, thank god
      -
      though, i'd love to see the cast rip him to shreds over his disgusting body odor - those 'twilight' people get paid to smell him, snl types don't
      -



    55. 55

      YES!!!! I'm sad to find out he isn't….but who knows?!?!? Haha.



    56. 56

      I would tune in to see that!



    57. 57

      Leave Kristen alone,dammit!



    58. 58

      Of course! I bet they could come up with some hilarious spoofs of the Twilight Series!



    59. 59

      I Love him.



    60. 60

      RPatz has simple got to host SNL!!! I mean, isn't it a requirement for big stars anymore to go thru the week long debauch of oneself by hosting that show? It'll show he's got some ballz if he does.



    61. 61

      He would do great, the fans wouldn't mind any mistakes he'll make, they might find it "cute."



    62. 62

      Re: toodaloo – I'd rather not have to see him anywhere,either!
      What the hell is so great about this guy? I just don't get it.



    63. 63

      HELL NO! He's too dumb to do something like SNL. Plus he laughs too much, so all the skits would be ruined.



    64. 64

      off course he's the love of my life !!LOLLL LOVE YOU ROB



    65. 65

      Oh hell yeah!!! Please do it Rob.. No writing !! but yes.. they would have so much fun with you.. !!

    66. kaley says – reply to this


      66

      i really hope he didn't actually say that…lorne michael's basically said "who?" when it was suggested to him…so i don't think saying he wants to WRITE an episode is the best idea, if he isn't even being considered as a guest. boy has got some balls, if he did.



    67. 67

      i think he's beautiful! but… he has no personality… and he's kinda dumb. i saw him at comic con this year… he was so disappointing. o_O It was chris weitz and taylor lautner who saved the panel from being a total dud. they were witty, and were able to answer questions eloquently. RPatz is just yummy to look at…