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If Jon Could Turn Back Time…

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This. Is. AWFUL!!!!

Jon Gosselin is so hungry for attention, he has even started making fun of HIMSELF!

The famewhore teamed up with Funny Or Die to create this little ditty. Never have we been so ashamed to listen to Cher.

Watch the douche become even more douchey by pretending to leave behind his douchey ways (above)!

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    1. 1

      ugh i'm ashamed he's korean, well at least he's half.



    2. 2

      There is nothing this guy could do that would make me change my mind about him. Everything he does makes him look worse than before. Get it LOSER. Go Kate.



    3. 3

      ugh jon ur an ugly douchebag lol, and come on how much did you get paid to do this



    4. 4

      oh and that was the dumbest thing i've ever seen.



    5. 5

      i wonder what he paid THEM to do this.



    6. 6

      Is it DOUCHE BAG FATHER DAY at PerezHilton.com? You managed to hit all the top runners for father of the year on one page…. all we're missing is Balloon Boy's dad.



    7. 7

      Horrible attempt at acting. Wasn't even funny…



    8. 8

      LOL



    9. 9

      …… and how much fatter is this fucktard going to get before he lands on celebrity fit club for his next 15 minutes.



    10. 10

      What a TOOL! Pitty he doesn't do that for real and concentrate on his kids!



    11. 11

      UGH! Enough,already! This is lame and so is Jon.
      Perez,drop this asshole,will ya? We're sick to death of ANYTHING Jon!



    12. 12

      If only it were true… Instead its just another attempt at famewhoring himself out… now maybe even hoping to get acting gigs. Ugh.



    13. 13

      lame lame lame



    14. 14

      I don't know what to think about this… it IS funny but he IS still an idiot.



    15. 15

      Like you're one to talk about famewhoring.



    16. 16

      I'd rather watch Jon Gosselin than fame whore Kate Gosselin. She's so irritating!



    17. 17

      I'm not gonna lie; I lol'ed.



    18. 18

      I couldn't even watch all of it!



    19. 19

      Hahaha… TEAM JON all the way. This makes me like him more. Sorry, I'll just never jump on the HATEJON bandwagon… Kate makes me sick and was a crappy wife.



    20. 20

      It was kinda funny to watch him acknowledge his douchey tendancies…



    21. 21

      I think it is the first good move from his PR assitant. Now he needs to disappear. Still team Kate!



    22. 22

      That is hilarious! Jon really has some acting talent. He is such an easy going guy who gets along with everyone…too bad he had to marry that whore and let her ruin his life.



    23. 23

      I love Funny or Die!

      But I can't stand Jon Gosselin!!

      What a Douche!

      Why can't he shut the hell up??

    24. LEAH. says – reply to this


      24

      Oh, now this is bad. The concept and things he does are funny (obviously ideas by other people), but his acting and just the fact that he's in it ruins it.



    25. 25

      Stooopid



    26. 26

      Ha! Nice….I hope he keeps making these…That was entertaining.



    27. 27

      why is perez always hating on jon??

      i dont get it…

      the guy could save a baby from being run over by a train and this fa9 would still be on his website saying something bad about him..

      thehell is your problem?



    28. 28

      I'll admit I was giggling… but mostly because I found it so lame.



    29. 29

      Like the dude or not, that was kinda funny!



    30. 30

      Not even a little bit funny or entertaining. They both (Jon & Kate) need to go away.



    31. 31

      I'm embarassed for him….seriously just STOP! PLEASE!!



    32. 32

      Wow what a douche, he is serously stupid, quit putting him on here, no one wants to know about Jon or Kate anymore.



    33. 33

      I thought it was funny, u people are morons



    34. 34

      Stooooooooooooooooooopid and FAT and I don't find this funny, I find it sad attention whoring



    35. 35

      OH, AND WHEN KATE DID IT FOR LENO IT WAS ALRIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF HERSELF, RIGHT? DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH OF A HYPOCRITE YOU ARE!!



    36. 36

      good lord i bet your kids wish you could turn back time you D-BAG!!! sorry returning ed hardy shirts that are to small for your giant gut anyways is not going to save your children from the lasting trauma you've caused, can someone please find an island to abandon him on!!!!



    37. 37

      At one point Kate Gosselin was a frumpy wannabe wife and wannabe brood mare with serious OCD and a superiority complex, and Jon Gosselin … this very same Jon Gosselin … was the best she could do. So, since he is sooooo immature and downright stupid, she was able to snag him hook, line, and sinker and they lucked into all that spawn and a tv show about it.
      -
      Now that Kate is all spit-shined and has people to spin for her and make her look all Hollywood saint-like and Jon is still the same old dunce that she married for stud purposes she's the good guy and he's still the stupid immature stud dunce. He was the best she could do. They deserve each other, although this poor guy *still doesn't get it*



    38. 38

      I thought that was hilarious!!!!



    39. 39

      I thought it was pretty funny for a while then my mind wandered to something else. Perez needs to give it a break, all this posts about him are so annoying.



    40. 40

      THIS GUY NEEDS SOME SERIOUS PSYCHIATRIC HELP. PLEASE, SOMEONE GET HIM SOME HELP. HE IS SERIOUSLY SLIPPING INTO SCHIZOPHRENIA OR SOME OTHER DISEASE.



    41. 41

      I really do hope he changes, doubt it though.



    42. 42

      i miss the old jon, you know the one from a couple years ago



    43. 43

      hahahahah i thought it was actually funny! lol



    44. 44

      He's probably just sick of reading shitty things about himself every time he gets a Jon Gosselin Google Alert. He tried to get the public on his side but since he clearly failed at that one, now he's trying to get on the public's side, ie - making fun of Jon Gosselin. And he doesn't even do that good of a job - at the end of the day, he's still a douche in Ed Hardy who has apparently spent his entire day thinking/talking about himself, showing off how much Ed Hardy gear he's got, pointing out how he's "on the list" at exclusive clubs, and talking to the paparazzi about how "famous" he is. And of course the Michael Lohan diss comes after he's been publicly dissed by Michael Lohan. The one thing he doesn't address is that he's STILL a shameless famewhore, guess that's hard when you're making a video about yourself hoping a lot of people will notice.
      Dude clearly spends too much time researching himself, it's not heartfelt and seems waaaay too much like he's just saying what people want to hear.
      Jon Gosselin, if you want to change the public's opinion of you, shut the fuck up, go home and be a father. And DON'T tell us about it.



    45. 45

      Well, that was a waste of 2 minutes and 4 seconds.



    46. 46

      Weak.Lame.Limp. Jon and his stupid video.



    47. 47

      OMG! What a LOSER. IF this is an example of what he plans to do in the future, those poor kids will have to depend solely on KATE! Jon, TV is not your friend! Chrck want ads for IT work, Jon. And please, get off INSIDER! You have become their WHORE!



    48. 48

      This guy is such an ass….He makes himself look worse very day.



    49. 49

      I dont know, I kinda liked it, thought it was funny. I dont like Kate, never have and I never will. She's a whiny,stuck up bitch with a really bad OCD problem. She needs help more than he does.



    50. 50

      I'm not team Jon or Kate. I just want them to both go away from the media and be quiet for the sake of their kids.

      That said, I think this vid just make Jon look more like a tool than when he was with Kate/ wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts. The "funny" aspects of this video were lame, all things I would expect him to make a joke about. No, Jon… you don't need to do a Funny or Die vid to "turn back time." In fact, it's the opposite– if you don't want to appear media-hungry, then go home and play with your kids instead of playing the media. It's all for attention (Kate's exploits as well) and everyone knows it.



    51. 51

      God, he has gotten so FAT. Kate isn't missing out on much, THERE.



    52. 52

      Ugh, what a fucking dick, and not funny at all.



    53. 53

      well, his actions speak louder than his words. im thinking that him and lohan daddy should go out because they would make a great couple. "hey lets screw our kids lives completely and laugh about it for money"



    54. 54

      what a jerk off…i used to love this guy…thought he was hot shit, but now i just think hes shit!!!!



    55. 55

      Man you guys are liars. I thought that was pretty funny no matter how much of a douche he may be. I mean seriously, we don't know exactly EVERYTHING that's going on in the guy's life. Just cut him some damn slack. And don't try to tell me that I approve of his behavior, because I don't. I'm just saying, he's human, he screws up. So let it go man.



    56. 56

      he's still a complete douchebag - even making fun of himself will not change that.



    57. 57

      Jesus, I wish we could turn back time to when John's parents had sex and slap a condom on it…..then we wouldn't even have to hear about this fucking retard. Soooooo stupid.



    58. 58

      Who the fuck cares. Calling this shameful? Jesus Christ on a cracker.! He's poking fun at himself. I mean…seriously Perez.



    59. 59

      this guy is the worlds biggest loser. Go ahead make fun of the fact that you are no longer recognizable to your children or your wife. Or the fact that you'd give up both for one night with a bikini model. Iiiiddddiooot



    60. 60

      That was actually pretty funny. Still think he sucks, but it was funny. lol



    61. 61

      Now Kate gets to push you around, take your money, and demoralize until all your children are 18 you and you don't get any fringe benefits anymore. DUMB DUMB DUMB. Did you think the abuse would stop with divorce? oh no honey you have kids together. That woman is in your life for life fool



    62. 62

      I think it's funny and I laughed……………better than Kate's stupid Jay Leno skit in the parking lot.



    63. 63

      Wow…he gained a lot of weight, huh? Yuck.



    64. 64

      I hope Cher's lawyers signed a release for them to use her song.



    65. 65

      Maybe instead of doing these 'videos' he should focus on spending time with his children…..what a loser.



    66. 66

      I thought it was funny! Tell me, what famous person isn't a douche these days?



    67. 67

      who are they kidding? that wasn't even funny. ugh. whatever. jon gosselin will never be half the man that he needs to be.



    68. 68

      that wasn't even funny. like at all!



    69. 69

      I thouhght it was funny.



    70. 70

      I thought Perez Hilton was the ultimate fame whore….odd you should call Jon Gosselin what you are yourself….and that goes for the name of "douchbag" also…which you also definitely are.

    71. CRYZ3 says – reply to this


      71

      i dont know why people are bashing on john.
      calling him a famewhore. right.. and what is kate?
      a "wonderful mother" yea right . she's is just as bad more ever worse
      she uses her kids to get famous she really cared about her kids so much she wouldn't have them on tv or anything



    72. 72

      LMFAO I love it.



    73. 73

      It was douchey yet also funny.



    74. 74

      What a douche bag! He can't even do Funny right. Someone needs to put this man out of our misery!



    75. 75

      This totally proves that Jon Gosselin is in fact making no attempt to become a decent human being for the sake of his family. I cannot believe that I am sitting here today thinking that Kate is the one with her head screwed on the tightest, I wouldn't have thought that a few months ago. Jon, you are one sick SOB!!!!! Grow the f#@k up for the sake of those poor little kids who will someday see all of this and the mess you have helped make of their lives.



    76. 76

      Honestly, it was refreshing to see an amusing story about the two
      Gosselin freaks.
      At least it wasn't yet another clip of them bashing each other. So tired of that.



    77. 77

      wow. he sucks at life. he should go ahead and off himself.



    78. 78

      this is sad



    79. 79

      That was a lot more die than funny.



    80. 80

      damn you Jon. DAMN YOU. I actually with all this nonsence still liked him. I had hope. But wow. this is crossing the line. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU JON> YOU REALLY ARE THE DOUCH THEY TALK ABOUT>
      DAAAAAAAAAAMN U



    81. 81

      I actually thought that was pretty funny. He should be watching his kids though.



    82. 82

      I liked the Ed Hardy Boys skit WAY more than this stinking pile of shit.



    83. 83

      LMFAO



    84. 84

      Jon gives me agita, but I laughed through that whole clip…maybe he will use that as a reference guide???? To the folks that are harping on his acting, he is just making a funny skit. I doubt he's going for an Oscar :)



    85. 85

      that was sooo stupid!!



    86. 86

      dude…ugh



    87. 87

      These two annoy the crap out of me….but I'll admit it….I laughed.



    88. 88

      i thought that was pretty funny…
      haha there was POPOV in the refrigerator!!!
      the choice beverage for broke college kids :)



    89. 89

      This is pretty funny!
      But it still doesn't justify everyone he's hurt,
      Who are we to judge him, live your life's instead of critiquing him, who's he to you?



    90. 90

      Haha i can't beleive that this is for real…ridiculous.



    91. 91

      he looks so fat on those ed hardy shirts!!!!!!



    92. 92

      he needs hair plugs.



    93. 93

      don't like him but some of that was funny



    94. 94

      He needs to do us ALL a favor and crwal under a fucking rock. What a pathetic loser! Those poor kids. He's as pathetic as they come. If I ever see his fat ass on the street, I'll probably spit the nastiest ansd slimiest hocker in his fat face. Scumbag! What fucking skank would actually fuck this fat piece of shit with his 5 icnhes. YUCK!!!
      As far as kate goes, she's just as pathetic. That fucking mop and her constant need for attention. Those poor kids! Hopefully, only half of their daughters will end up on a pole. The boys will have no idea of what it means to be a real man.
      Perez, please, enough on these 2 losers! And you're just as much as a fame-whore. And honey, you're still fat and ugly. Luckily, now you might have enough money to boy some sex. You beast!



    95. 95

      can he get rid of all that fat he gained too



    96. 96

      What a disgusting person. That clip wasn't funny at all. He is even MORE of a douchebag…and he looks like he has downs syndrome



    97. 97

      wow that was horrible.



    98. 98

      His kids are going to violently hate them when they're older.



    99. 99

      i hate him



    100. 100

      oh my GOD he is so fucking pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I have to say I ****LOVE**** knowing now that he's a SHITTY fucking "actor" since he's been saying he's making "television his CAREER now" - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I hate this fucking piece of shit douche bag and if I NEVER EVER **EVER** see his balding hideous bitch face again I'll be a HAPPY FUCKING PERSON. DIE, Jon, DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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