Jenny From The Block Wins Restraining Order

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She may have left the south side of the Bronx, but Jennifer Lopez still knows how to put up a fight.

Yesterday, J.Lo was granted a temporary restraining order, keeping her ex-husband, Ojani Noa, from banking off their brief marriage. Ojani was supposedly looking to release candid photographs and video from their time together, as well as helm a "mockumentary" about their relationship.

This injunction stops him from doing anything of the sort and when leaving the El Lay court room yesterday, Ojani milked whatever media attention he was allowed to get for all it was worth. He spoke to the press waiting outside the court proclaiming : "She is destroying my life."

To be fair, she is only trying to stop you from destroying hers. Though Ojani insists that any footage he had in his possession was solely being used as research for his "mockumentary", there are reports that there are images of J.Lo "fondling herself," which we are sure she would rather keep unseen.

Along with the injunction, the judge also ordered Ojani to relinquish any and all materials he planned on using in the movie. Unhappy with the whole situation, Ojani will be back in court on December 1st to fight the ruling. Ojani was quoted saying: "She's trying to step on my shoes and not let me move on with my life, and it's not fair."

Excuse us, but how is making a movie about your past relationship moving on with your life?

Your logic is skewed, sir. We suggest you give up now!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Nov 11, 2009 at 11:15 am / Email this  »

    25 comments to “Jenny From The Block Wins Restraining Order”



    1. 1

      OMG, this guy has to be the biggest mooch loser on the planet, even worse than Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan. Didn't he manage JLo's restaurant(s) at one time or another? How the hell did she ruin his life?



    2. 2

      I guess I am not as sharp as you are Mr. Perez, but I would think that the tapes and movies or what ever he has are just as much his as hers. Didn't you say they were married at one time? Well shouldn't he be allowed to do with his personnal effects what ever he wants? Why is she the only one who can dictate what can be done with the momentos from that marriage? Just asking



    3. 3

      He needs to get a life. he was married to her like 20 years ago and he keeps trying to make money by smearing her. And he's not even that hot.
      Yeah Ojani she's a savvy tough business woman who works hard to be successful…we got it Ojani, we got it.
      Why dont you try it and maybe youll make some money too.
      And dont release photos of her when she was young and stupid enough to marry you. She's got kids now.

      Yeah she's tough, but nothing was ever handed to her. She worked for it and earned it.



    4. 4

      When is someone gonna finally push this DYKE of the closet???



    5. 5

      What a fucking psycho-loser!!!! How the hell is she destroying HIS life?!!! She never publicly talks about him, probably doesn't have any kind of contact with him! She threw him a bone by making him Head Chef at her restaurant, Madre's and then had to fire him 4 months later? Ask yourself, what you did to fuck that gig up and take responsibility! Dude has to get. thefuck. over it. They were married for 11 months. It wasn't that deep, stalker. Let it go.



    6. 6

      I have to say that for once, Perez, ITA with u… this guy is nuts - how come he says JLO (who I'm no fan of btw) won’t let him move on, when his moving on consists of making a film on them and talking of their months-marriage which ended ages ago? If you move on, you move on, WITHOUT that person. Also, he agreed (legally I think) not to talk about her, for obvious reasons: she now has another husband and kids, I guess it would damage her personal and professional life to have an ex-hubby talking intimate details of a failed past marriage. I don't think she gives a damn about u Ojani, all she wants is for u to move on and work on something else which is not being a fame-whore. If you had any dignity, you'd do that…
      On the other hand JLO - a bit of advice, that'll teach you not to marry just anyone (Ojani, Chris, almost Ben… etc) and think twice about relationships



    7. 7

      He needs help, and is pathetic!!!



    8. 8

      Sucks! I wanted to read what Ojani had to say and show. She's fighting too hard for it not to be worth my while.



    9. 9

      It's the South Bronx not the South side get it straight douche.



    10. 10

      I WANNA SEE THE SEX TAPE! THEY ARE BOTH HOOOOOT



    11. 11

      Re: whatnextfred
      No you fucking idiot he can't share personal information or images during the period they were married. She is entitled to have this matter stopped and he is a pathetic son of a bitch who doesn't have a life of his own and is trying to make money out of J.Lo's back. Fuck you.



    12. 12

      Sounds like baby needs a bottle.



    13. 13

      Ojani, you need to move on with your life man!!!!



    14. 14

      I think 'Ojani, Michael Lohan, Jon Gosselin' outta be thrown on a island together by themselves for the remainder of their lives. Only attention they'll get is the helicopters flying above them capturing their images!



    15. 15

      Holy Shit, Perez - you're right!!! How is she destroying your life, douchebag? Your 15 minutes are OVER. Get a life and get a REAL JOB to make money, PENDEJO!!!



    16. 16

      am i the only one who's not that mad at this guy?



    17. 17

      Re: PoopTart
      No, you are NOT alone! I just hope he gets the truth out about her being a HUGE DYKE!!!



    18. 18

      Jennifer, honey, what were you thinking? That bitches uni-brow should have told you anything you need to know about his loser-ass! But baby then you move on to Skeletor. Baby, you got issues! And your poor kids are fugly. Honey, hang it up and go away!



    19. 19

      Ok it's not fair but why can't others like Parass and Kim fatass allowed to get 'their' items back or relinguished to the courts??? Fair is fair in love and war! ONE DAY they will be viewed by the masses! Re: PoopTart – I'm not mad at him either!!!! If I had the tapes, I'd sell them!



    20. 20

      He is an absolute idiot and his own worst enemy. She is doing nothing to 'destroy' his life and he is doing everything to try and destroy hers. Keep that restraining order in place. This is one guy that needs to be stopped.



    21. 21

      Re: DeadlyNightshade – it reall wasn't necessary to tell me fuck you. Geez I really didn't know, you must be a very mean person to just spout out fuck you for no reason



    22. 22

      Yeah, your website sucks the big one Mario…. you might as well "give up" now as well….



    23. 23

      "Anything you think about more than twice a day is worth fighting for" Keep fighting bg! You can make it happen!



    24. 24

      What a loser!!! oh and Miss Lopez never lived in the South Bronx!!!
      she lived in the bronx…castle hill section to be exact which isn't
      the south bronx and wasn't ghetto when she was there!!!
      but moving on he needs to move on or pray to Santa Barbara
      too bad he didn't get a Cris Judd settlement.
      loser!!!

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      He's not trying to moving on with his life. He's trying to move on with HERS, by
      using his ex-wife as his future cash cow.