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The Pivert's Budding Boobies!

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Shake those money-makers, Pivert!

We weren't aware that sprouting a pair of breasts was long-term side effect of mercury poisoning, but the Entourage star is sporting quite the A-cup nowadays!

He blames it on too much soya!

Give those chee-chas the support they need, Pivert!

And feeling yourself up doesn't count!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

44 comments to “The Pivert's Budding Boobies!”



  1. 1

    now both of you can share bras.. and compare tit's



  2. 2

    Long way to go before his breasts look like yours, pancake nipples.



  3. 3

    He looks like he should be the bottom in a relationship now. Not masucline enough to be a top, all respect to the gay community. Perez find out who is his boyfriend I've got my gaydar up on extra high on this one!



  4. 4

    look whos talking!!!



  5. 5

    That's pretty bizzare. I've never heard of that before. They really do look like Woman's breasts. I wonder if they'll go away.. I certainly wouldnt date him though. Girls are very sexy. and so are breasts. But not on a man. A little strange for my taste. Beard+Breasts= Weird.



  6. 6

    WTF!!! This has to be for "Funny or Die"! LOL



  7. 7

    ekgh! that looks doctored and for his sake i hope it is



  8. 8

    Maybe he's taking Estrogen pills for his sex change operation.



  9. 9

    Wow, I hope that he can reverse that.



  10. 10

    omg lmao



  11. 11

    Maybe A) He shouldn't wear such tight shirts and B) he should have never shaved/lasered his chest hair in the first place.



  12. 12

    I'm sure you would have a bra you could lend him.
    I'm sure you have a drawer full Jame Gumb…



  13. 13

    Look how he's pulling his stomach in in the bottom pic lol



  14. 14

    Don't you want to rub your dick on them and whisper sweet nothings into his hairline.



  15. 15

    Well soy does have estrogen in it…so it makes sense (doctors usually don't recommend soy milk for male babies)..but he needs a breast reduction



  16. 16

    Perez, is that your body and you just 'shopped that guy's face in it? NO WAY,sorry you will never EVER be that skinny. WOOPS!



  17. 17

    haha ew!



  18. 18

    well soy has lots of estrogen in it so it does make sense especially if he uses it a lot (doctors usually don't recommend them for male babies)…he seriously need a breast reduction though



  19. 19

    What do you blame yours on Mario, ingesting a gallon or two of ball gravy a day? Yeah I said BALL GRAVY and harry says " Suck the water outta shit ball gargler!"



  20. 20

    It pisses me off when a man has perkier boobs than mine!



  21. 21

    This guy has an excuse for everything. Mercury poisoning, soy milk giving him boobs….next is the chemical reaction of mercury & soy giving him love handles.



  22. 22

    Something so unlikable about him



  23. 23

    I bet Perez has a bigger cup size, FAT BOY!



  24. 24

    OMG!!!! Too funny!! He's such a doucher…..those are probably the only tits he'll be touching for a while.



  25. 25

    Soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy, not fucking soya.



  26. 26

    Yours are bigger Porkez.



  27. 27

    Those are some Klinfelter's-worthy tits.



  28. 28


  29. 29

    Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – "It puts the lotion on it skin"



  30. 30

    "There are always more choices than you think" -Catharine DeVrye



  31. 31

    omg i wanna lick them



  32. 32

    Maybe it looks weird because he's sucking in? Idk… but if soy makes your boobs bigger i'm going out and getting some!



  33. 33

    EW! Perez and Jeremy should go shop for training bras together!



  34. 34

    More like he needs to drop and few and work out. He's looking… slushy.



  35. 35

    Re: ERRRBOOO – Actually, "Soya" is correct. It can be spelled/pronounced either way. They say "Soya" in the UK and other parts of the world.



  36. 36

    wow…he looks like a child molester in this pic….chester the molester. Yuck.



  37. 37

    PEREZ HAS D-CUPS for Christs' sake! Who the hell is he to poke fun at such a thing?



  38. 38

    You and him should do a wet shirt contest, Perez. And argue about whose tits look better.



  39. 39

    cause you have room to talk? dumbass.



  40. 40

    wtf did he get a boob job, gross!!



  41. 41

    gross!! hahah. I bet he is like 5'2" in real life.



  42. 42

    Come on - you photo shopped him from the neck to the belt buckle and inserted a woman's torso. The arm and hands don't match the body!!



  43. 43

    oh my god his tits are bigger than mine and i am female.



  44. 44

    Re: blacklily.of.the.valley
    LMAO! i would definitely liken perez to jame gumb!