Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
It's looking up for Jon Gosselin!
TLC lawyers have been watching tons of TV hoping to keep tabs on Jon's unlawful appearances as he's prohibited from doing "any media including any online or print…without the Company's or Producer's prior written consent."
Although the goal is to tally how much money he's raking in, the attorneys are guaranteed to drastically lower their IQs by watching that shiz!
Leave the Gosselin-watching to the interns!
Save yourselves before it's too late!!!
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