Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Or you can put down the spoon and check out these outtakes from his most recent Vanity Fair shoot. Then you can think to yourself, "There is no way a man this gorgeous would waste his time on K-Stew," and return to your blissful, Twi-Loving life.