More R-Patz To Quench Your Thirst

11/12/2009 12:01 AM ET | Filed under: Anglophilia • Yummy Yummy Screw • Robert Pattinson

Now, you could either spend the day moping and eating frozen cookie dough over the pictures of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart holding hands.

Or you can put down the spoon and check out these outtakes from his most recent Vanity Fair shoot. Then you can think to yourself, "There is no way a man this gorgeous would waste his time on K-Stew," and return to your blissful, Twi-Loving life.

Enjoy.

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Perez Smells His Skidmarks says – reply to this

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One facial expression again. What a multi-dimensional talented douchebag.
SerenityMarie says – reply to this

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He's not that good looking…..and he always has the same pose
TisdaleFan says – reply to this

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SMOKIN' HAWT!!!
I hate K-Twat. He should not waste his time on her. Twatty-K is ugly.
farts happen still says – reply to this

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I don't understand the fascination with some dirty man who doesn't wash himself…and who admits it to the world.
bethzy136 says – reply to this

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Holy cow!!! This guy is just too much!! Way too beautiful.
kitty9 says – reply to this

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Re: FunNeverStops – Lol, I think you're right
kitty9 says – reply to this

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Re: Lola 90 – Learn how to spell you retard
kitty9 says – reply to this

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Re: Lola 90 – Dumb ass is two words
Shelleybean says – reply to this

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I just don't get it. He has his James Dean-ish moments but I don't get why people love him.
kitty9 says – reply to this

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He looks like someone's rolled over his face with a rolling pin, ewwwwwwww
StellaChanel says – reply to this

111

Please don't ruin these pictures for me by mentioning Kristen. Ugh. It would of been such a hot post if you left her out of it.
princessbing says – reply to this

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i am seriously drooling.. i love this man!!!!!!!!
NaamaHadad says – reply to this

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"There is no way a man this gorgeous would waste his time on K-Stew"- exactly! there is no wey!!!11
pretender says – reply to this

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thank you Perez for the pics but leave K-Stew alone.
Butterflyy22 says – reply to this

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Perez u are 2 funny! I WAS moping around when i found out about them holding hands LOL but u always make it better with your daily R-Pats!! xoxoxo
matilda1 says – reply to this

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Re: Lola 90 – I don't worship no talent celebrities whom I do not know or even care to know. What am I to be jealous of, pray? He is not attractive, and I will bet money that this is the only movie franchise in which he will prosper.

I assure you - I am the one who has the life. Take a good, long look in a mirror sometime.
Dinasaur says – reply to this

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AAAMEN, Aaa-martha-fruckin-MEEEN honey!!! yummmmmalicious

sex-driven?… my heart skipped a beat….
sn00py says – reply to this

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the only one that is 'thirsting' for this ugly nobody is you
geezus quit ramming it down ppl's throats
robswife says – reply to this

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Oh Good Lord! There is just no end to this man's hotness. I can't believe these are outtakes! HOT!!!
Algirz2 says – reply to this

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and why cant we be sad like him? he looks HOT
JeniiJen says – reply to this

121

OHMYGOD he is so gorgeous!!
jones19 says – reply to this

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Oh Rob…he stars in my dreams every night.
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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i like the pic w/ the sex driven book above better then the one in VF…….although both are fantastical!!!
RobPnMeShouldB says – reply to this

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Re: sn00py – @ 118 - actually if you read the posts - quite a lot of girls love him to pieces…….
Lear says – reply to this

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Beautiful, perfect, sexy. I want to lick him. Inappropriately.
St00p!d Bitchassness says – reply to this

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IN THE THIRD PICTURE HE LOOKS COLD AND HOMELESS AND LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO CRY…… I DON'T SEE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE SEES IN HIM. HE AND K-STEW BELONG TOGETHER THEY'RE BOTH FUG AND OVERRATED.
Troubled1 says – reply to this

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He reminds me of James Dean!! Which is not a bad thing =P
Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness says – reply to this

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I just saw these last night. OMG beeeeautifulll man!
macasmile says – reply to this

129

HOTNESS!!!
Scahootowl says – reply to this

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Sick of looking at this asshole brood. Is he capable of any other emotions?
coqauvin says – reply to this

131

Twilight was an entertaining little movie.
Shayhen says – reply to this

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Uggggg hot damn!
I'm not always rooting for Pattinson, as he does tend to not always dress good & of course the "bad hygiene" thing is just disgusting; BUT when I see pics like these I have to give my head a shake WOW! He should really go into modeling, he has perfect facial features/bones for it!
shialove4 says – reply to this

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he looks fucking HOT in that 2nd photo. and i was about to give up on him
TotalTrash says – reply to this

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when he's in the coat, hugging himself.
That's my favourite.
Genn says – reply to this

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I'm slowly becoming more attracted to him. He is rather good looking, not gonna lie.
Angiekins says – reply to this

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Perez, get over it. He likes Kristen. Before twilight, they were both low-key actors, and now look at them. That's actually a pretty cute story to tell their kids in the future (':
ONIKANOVALI says – reply to this

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OMG, can we say GORGEOUS
xxxChrisxxx says – reply to this

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so flipping hotttttt
JennaLou says – reply to this

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He's too nice for his own good. FUCK K-STEW!!!!!
erinorvis says – reply to this

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super smokin' hot! Nothing like a brooding (semi-grungy looking) RPatz to start off the day with a *sigh*….
BUT, Perez……these "outakes" were on other sites WEEKS ago…Get on the ball man.
MonicaMonica says – reply to this

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He can't find anyone to date him? HA!
If these are the outtakes, I have to get my hands on the mag to see what they put in. Gorgeous!
fakeblondie! says – reply to this

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he totally has the sexy, brooding james dean thing going on! damn he's hot :d ! .
Madcat1 says – reply to this

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What is the attraction here? He is this greasy, skinny, eye brows taking over his face goob. Taylor Lautner is so much more attrative.
makeitadouble says – reply to this

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Love him, but he's grungy just like her, so what's the problem? They're two of a kind, and it's refreshing that they don't spend their time posing in front of the mirror like so many other young stars. I think her face is quite interesting, and when she grows up in a few years, she will end up being a great beauty.
jezae86 says – reply to this

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He just really has some hot moments.
contrarianchick says – reply to this

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He must be so sick of himself.

Seriously, if you were walking down some street in San Francisco and saw that guy leaning against a building, or sleeping on the sidewalk, you'd move four feet over and wish him a shower and sandwich.

it's all in the prism.

and the packaging.

and the context.
ariateh says – reply to this

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Wow….. he's too gorgeous
peaceandlove<3 says – reply to this

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say him last niightttt
peaceandlove<3 says – reply to this

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Re: Northshore – INDEED
daniellebabee says – reply to this

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Ohh my
babey brake me off a peice of that ..he is just stunningly handsome
and if people dont like what perez put'ss

DONT READ IT THEN =/
whatta joke x
helen2009 says – reply to this

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Ooh! Not bad…!
amykillswitch says – reply to this

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he looks like a constipated little shit in the third one.
plain jane jones says – reply to this

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hot damn…
LolaTito says – reply to this

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oh no! i'm obsessed again…LOL he's soooo hot!!
atennant says – reply to this

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Rob Looks SO HOT! Kristen is one lucky Chick. These pictures are fantastic. I have to go get me a copy of that issue of Vanity Fair.
StarryGreen says – reply to this

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Yes! He showered for that shoot
moviebuff says – reply to this

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HE IS NOT HANDSOME, HOT, OR SEXY. NOT NOT NOT - I THINK YOU MUST BE PAID TO SAY HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amycakes86 says – reply to this

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this man is so boring. he's not good looking, he looks perpetually confused. his hair is disgusting, he looks like he smells and he seems very full of himself. next.
tina89 says – reply to this

159

yummy. very hot
Am_ber says – reply to this

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thank you! thank you! thank you! just in time to make my day!
puppydog66 says – reply to this

161

sooo pretty. delicious.
Jenlette says – reply to this

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sexy
ho'z-R-us says – reply to this

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i saw these pictures weeks ago (really i did)…and without the white stains on them, you dirty boy…
LadyMandi says – reply to this

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Does he and Kristen Stewart annoy the crap out of anyone else? They always seem all mopey and like "poo ur…We're rich and famous." And in most pictures, they look like they are SO DEPRESSED. Smile once in while! My gosh, It's like it hurts them to be happy…
Hosselyn says – reply to this

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SOOO HOT!!! GORGEOUS!!! KRISTEN I LOVE HER, BUT I LOVE ROBERT WAY MORE, AND I DO THINK THAT KRISTEN TOOK HER ROLE AS BELLA ALL THE WAY BY TAKING OUR ROB!!
twi addict<3 says – reply to this

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so hottt
Jizifi says – reply to this

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Re: baloneytitties –

lol but a whole lot of people HATE her like Perez does as well. She is fugly and seems to be sad all the time which is stupid because she got the best role of her life.. and was shit at it…..but she got a whole lot of cash for it, and will probably be able to get any movie she wants after the twilight series finishes.
And I'm pretty sure ever girl in the world dreams of having R-Patz…. Perez is just like all of the girls who have read twilight 5 times and dream about Edward Cullen; accept he doesn't run down the street after him.

AUSTRALIA
Wat the F says – reply to this

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EXACTLY! Seriously why would a hot man like him waste his time on her? Anyways he looks AMAZINGLY HOT.
crittel says – reply to this

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The drool has hit the puddle mark. He is the hottest man on the planet….like chocolate!!!!!! YUMMY!!!!
kitty9 says – reply to this

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Re: crittel – Would you like to borrow my glasses?
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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1) in a bed…yes
2) shirt coming off…yes
3) idkwtf he is doing here…but still, yes
4) sexy m.f…yes
5) doing complicated mathmatical formulas in his head…yes
soccer girl4life says – reply to this

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tooooo hotttttt !!!AGHHHHHHHHHHH TOO HOTTOTTTTTTTTTTT OMGGGG!!!NEDD.MORE.!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE UUUU ROB
mirah J says – reply to this

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Damn
KEYWWTFhuh says – reply to this

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Yeah he can take a good pic now and again, but I still say he got smacked in the nose more than once by someone.
MonotonousRainbow says – reply to this

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Okay, I'm typically not really big on R-Patz, but my GOD he looks delicious here.
twihard1212 says – reply to this

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tooooo hotttttt !!!AGHHHHHHHHHHH
xmichyx says – reply to this

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Rob looks HOtLIXcIOUS wOW wOW WOW X a zillion p.s Wow perez I like the blog but please drop it with kristen like I say beforee I just dumb silly and childish it makes u look retarded seriuosly I love RobSten xinfinite 4ever
xmichyx says – reply to this

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Re: Lola 90 – U r MY ANGEL I could say any better myself
Brie07 says – reply to this

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He is so fun to look at! I'd have his babies any day!!
ang2889 says – reply to this

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Rob looks like a Down Syndrome. FULLY. Bet you hes got a cheesy cock!
L'avocate du monde says – reply to this

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I'd pay to hit that.
Anlaj says – reply to this

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YUM
CamilleA says – reply to this

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Dear Perez,Robert will never leave Kristen to be with you.She's beautiful,talented and your not.He doesn't love you and probably doesn't know you even exist.He won't magically turn gay and marry you.He's happy with Kristen.So get over yourself.

P.S. Kristen Stewart Rocks!
TwiHartRobb says – reply to this

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WOOOOOOOOOOOWZAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
LATEXAS says – reply to this

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haha i love you perez, you're so right! and damnnnn he looks good
HotStuffBabiii says – reply to this

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WOW!!!!!! he is sooooo hot!!! i dont get you ppl who can't see it??! R U BLIND????!!! he is fuckin GORGEOUS!!! pwoarrrrrrrrr! thank you Perez
kristy185 says – reply to this

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seriously, i really dont see the attraction!!!!
iluvcats says – reply to this

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SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!
Nyrican1837 says – reply to this

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YUM!!!!
MichouT says – reply to this

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Re: hank schmank – ur sooooo gay. ur a guy that wants 2 make sweet love 2 another guy. yah ur gay. on the plus side he is soooooooooo HOT! i mean DAMN hes rlly HOT!
jacckas says – reply to this

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perez, i don't think you realize that most of the teenagers actually WANT kristen and rob together… you are the only one who thinks that them being together is a tragedy!
skorpia says – reply to this

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Those who hate-watch his interviews! Hes fucking hilarious. Hes a smartass! and those who dont know him -dont take him literally.Especially when he was breakin out as a huge star. He got a alot of shit for the things he said in jest. People are warming up to him fast. This guy is also (AMONG SINGER,COMPOSER,ACTOR,MUSICIAN,MODEL) ADD EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CREDIT FOR HIS UPCOMING MOVIE REMEMBER ME!! Do your homework peeps.
heyitsbrenda says – reply to this

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Fuck me!
He is sooo fine(:
VictoriaRose828 says – reply to this

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yumm
chellyboo says – reply to this

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So hot.
NikkiL86 says – reply to this

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he looks tasty!!!
djnv2009 says – reply to this

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he looks like he stinks of body odour
didi24 says – reply to this

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hot hot hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is really yummy yummy screw !!!
SBH says – reply to this

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YUM YMU YMU YUM YUMMMM!!!
marialuvsedward says – reply to this

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oh em gee he is so hot!!

i love yu !!!!!!!!!