Your First Look: Twilight Creator Gets Own Comic Book!

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And it's about her!

As we previously mentioned….

BlueWater comics has dedicated their recent issue of Female Force to Twilight creator, Stephanie Meyer.

And it blows!

Besides creating one of the most popular franchises of all-time, she's freaking boring!

Thus, forcing comic book writers and artists to shit out 28 pages!

It brings forth such work (above) as topographical maps of Arizona, drawing the outline of Utah on her hand to illustrate her education at Brigham Young, getting married and having children!

Just keep writing and refrain from being written about!

Can U think of anything more uninteresting?!

    Posted: Nov 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm / Email this  »

    28 comments to “Your First Look: Twilight Creator Gets Own Comic Book!”



    1. 1

      LAME



    2. 2

      Why?



    3. 3

      she may be 'boring'…but without her there would be no Rpatz!! ….i couldnt imagine a world. Respect to you Meyer…Respect.

    4. tmax says – reply to this


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      God i'm so embarrassed to live in Utah



    5. 5

      Why the fuck would anyone what this?



    6. 6

      Booooring!



    7. 7

      PEREZ HILTON IS A HATEMONGERING NAZI!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A HATEMONGERING NAZI!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A HATEMONGERING NAZI!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A HATEMONGERING NAZI!!!



    8. 8

      The funny things is it's already sold out!!!!!! Guess it's not so unintresting after all.



    9. 9

      BULLSHIT! twilight sucks Stephanie Meyer's hairy ballsac to begin with. i repeat: BULLSHIT!
      she must've signed a deal with the devil



    10. 10

      lol wow who the hell would actually pay money to read that shit

      yea she needs to stick to the vampires thing

    11. Laury says – reply to this


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      Fuck that bitch. She's responsible for one of the worst, most annoying crazes of all time, she can go jump off a cliff for all I care.



    12. 12

      love her , love it.haters are motivaters



    13. 13

      SHE AS WELL AS TWILIGHT ARE SOOOO FUCKINS BORING.



    14. 14

      just a few points:
      1. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
      2. her vampires are shit, not worthy of being called vampires.
      3 bella is a twat, with no common sense who walks round in a dream world (thats why she nearly got hit by that car)
      4. You are clearly retarded if you class the film brilliant.

      5.



    15. 15

      For.Fucks.Sake.
      Even her cartoon face has a smug attitude. Somebody slap it for me.
      & Female Force!!! WTF!!! Sounds like an industrial strength product for lady bits.



    16. 16

      I want a FIFTH book!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Stephanie!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!



    17. 17

      OLD NEWS



    18. 18

      Re: Shezzzz.

      Whatever…RPatzz as you call him was in Harry Potter first, so he would still be around…unfortunately. Her story is so BORING because she PLAGARIZED her whole story…there's nothing to write about. There was no creativity or imagination involved there.



    19. 19

      Lame.
      THey are milking this twilight thing for all they can!!



    20. 20

      JK Rowling is by far more talented and by far more intresting than this woman. and will always be more admired/sucessful/loved than this woman. harry potter is a world of its own created in rowlings own mind.



    21. 21

      omg really….why?



    22. 22

      stephanie meyer is a shitty writer. Anyone who knows anything about literature and or writing knows this.



    23. 23

      twilight series are about as well written as any harlequin romance novel.



    24. 24

      Re: Diva-Babe

      exactly, and anyone who things it requires a lot of imagination to write a vampire love story with indian werewolves obviously doesn't read a lot or know that this concept has been done and over done at that.



    25. 25

      Um no thanks.



    26. 26

      at least we don't have to listen to the grade b music…



    27. 27

      at least we don't have to listen to the lame soundtrack- such bullshit.



    28. 28

      More uninteresting: Kristen Stewart's face and acting.