Hello Crazy Eyes!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Bosworth > Gwyneth Paltrow

Woah! What's up with your eyes, Chris Martin?

Oh wait, we know. Your wife Gwyneth Paltrow has your balls in a dead lifeless grip telling you if she finds out you cheated on her you'll be castrated.

We kid. We kid.

The Coldplay frontman was actually at an event in London Thursday night hosted by Harper's Bazaar.

Kate Bosworth was nowhere in sight.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Nov 13, 2009 at 4:15 pm / Email this »

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31 comments to “Hello Crazy Eyes!”

Spindoc says – reply to this

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Gee, he's a muscian, he's skinny and has crazy eyes…Hmm, what could it be?????????
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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My favorite band!!!:)
Lisa W. says – reply to this

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HELLO
ba-buttons says – reply to this

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what a weiner this guy is, just bug off and go write some more pathetic, whiny, stalker music
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however, I don't blame him for cheating on that zombie Gwyneth - Kate is cute and, while not much of an actor, didn't live a life of utter privilege and had an "acting" career handed to her, lending to her character - which is something Gwyneth will never have
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queenmother says – reply to this

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Gwynnie's macrobiotic cooking and self-righteousness has brought about a state of paranoid psychosis.
marlow says – reply to this

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Typical English yellow teeth, made even more obvious when you compare them to the whites of his eyeballs…..ewww
SusyQ says – reply to this

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can he not afford to bleach his teeth? Ewwwwwwwww
Mimixxx says – reply to this

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He's probably stressed after dealing with bullshit rumours!

He's far too skinny, I agree but his eyes are fabulously blue
perezhasanalleakage says – reply to this

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looks like he just had a craptactular idea on a new boring song to appease aging 30 somethings, desperatly wanting to remain somewhat hip
iwashere says – reply to this

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Re: Spindoc – Chris doesn't do drugs and he never has. He's said in many interviews that drugs have never interested him.
HotMommy says – reply to this

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forget crazy eyes……..hello yellow teeth! yuck!
caritomusique says – reply to this

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He is the best !!!!!!!!!!! I love him.. !! and he is always crazy thats nothing new.. perezzzzz!!
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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i find crazy eyes kinda sexy actually.
PP16WW says – reply to this

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Yn ms. Can't stress that enough. Want everything we've ever talked about. Ylmstwi ms. 46 bg hmaw msmay
GooglyMoogly says – reply to this

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God forbid some celebrity show some sort of expression on their face other than blank. Making comments about pictures like this shows just how slow a day it's been for you. Go kiss Lady GaGa or Sliimy's ass some more if you have nothing of any significance to say. Idiot.
Dick Hurtz says – reply to this

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He got that face when he caught sight of wifey giving herself one of her many enemas.
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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Chris and Gwyneth are both just fine. Don't understand the hate ..
tellall says – reply to this

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Lacking flips?
taylor_love says – reply to this

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Re: PP16WW – you're annoying with your pretentious little secret code messages. stop being pathetic and send a f*cking e-mail.
Samantha*Cullen says – reply to this

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hahah! I love you chirs martin!!! You are my hero… even if you have strange facial expressions xoxo
allieSUN says – reply to this

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i love chris martin !!!! i saw coldplay perform in the sring and they were absolutely amazing XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ohjessicadoes says – reply to this

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has this "affair" been confirmed at all? why is it being referenced again?
AnnaVita says – reply to this

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He should not cut his hair that short. You see too much of his head.
nekanek says – reply to this

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message for gwyneth paltrow :
your husband is cheating on u, get divorced and leave him without a cent. Dont wait till he does it again!!!! second parts never had been good!! do it before u become old and fullofbotox my dear…or no one will want u anymore…
TaurusWarrior says – reply to this

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I love ColdPlay. I love Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow. They're an adorable couple. But is it just me, or do they look more like siblings rather than spouses?
Shannaigans says – reply to this

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if that guy isnt yipped up I dont know what it could be…
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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I
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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SEE
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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CREST
Annie Sue says – reply to this

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WHITESTRIPS
supercollider says – reply to this

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Re: ba-buttons – No. Kate grew up with rich parents, and got her acting break in Remember the Titans, a film produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, who her mommy worked for. She's Fishstick Part II, and if there's one thing that can be said about this, it's that Chris Martin most definitely has a type. The only "character" Kate Bosworth has is the one she plays in interviews when she tries to convince everyone of what a sweet, down to earth and classy gal among gals she is. Everyone knows she's Hollywood trash only a step removed from Lohan.