We're pretty sure that if you stopped the douchey behavior and just went to work every day to support your family the paparazzi would quickly lose interest!
Jon Gosselin has come up with the lamest excuse in the book, claiming that nobody will hire him because he's just TOO big of a celebrity.
"Now, I find myself unemployed and without the ability to secure non-entertainment related engagements because the enormous Media interest, cameras, reporters and public interest makes it impossible to carry on normal daily activities, let alone find, secure and maintain a job with an employer who is willing to be exposed to the daily Media intrusions that has impeded by life."
So is your grand plan to keep up your douche antics to continue making money?
Sounds like a great idea!
He's also upset that TLC is blatantly "Team Kate," but come on, Jon! Can you blame them? She's not running around town with a different man every night and befriending Dina Lohan!
He says that TLC enforced their contract "strictly and harshly towards me, while leniently, if at all, applying them towards my wife. The Plaintiff has promoted and even facilitated opportunities and appearances for my wife, yet attempts to restrain and enjoin me from making a living for my family."
Jon's and his lawyers' main argument in the case is that Jon didn't breach the contract because they gave TLC advance notice of any media appearances. They also say that the contract should be void because it was signed when Jon and Kate were not yet represented by a lawyer or management.
However the contract WAS renegotiated several times later on when they did have representation, but Jon and his lawyers intend to claim that certain provisions were unable to be touched.
Give it up, Jon!
Get a real job like you did before, perhaps in IT if that's what you're qualified to do, and maybe your kids can have some sense of a normal life again.
We think your 15 minutes are more than over! Quit hanging on!
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