Lingam Levi On The Big Screen?!
Not only is famed babydaddy and lingam-flasher Levi Johnston planning on writing a memoir, but his ultimate goal is for it to become a movie.
“I would play myself,” says the douche.
But, don't get too outraged! He hasn't finished writing it, found a title or a publisher. Plus, we're not even sure he knows how to read!
He's got a lot going on with all these “really big projects” in the works! So much so, that he doesn't even have time to knock someone up and take advantage of their family find a girlfriend.
“Right now I’m really not looking for a girlfriend,” says Levi. "When the time comes, obviously I want someone smart. I don’t want no ditsy girl. I don’t need a high-class woman.”
WOW!
And we're sure there's no college in his future! He don't need no schoolin'!
[Image via WENN.]
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2 two hour biopic of watching a backwoods trailer trash Alaskian hick shoot moose would be SO entertaining.
I am sure that when he says he isn't looking for a GF he means that he has been chowing down on so many dicks that he doesn't have time for a girl.
its ok to draw a peenis in this guy's mouth but Perez will censor the word phaggot (spelled it correctly) even though he uses it….just ask WIll.I.Am. Hypocricy at its best!
This guy is so hot. I lov looking at him. He is funny too. Did he ever graduate HS and why is he not out in NY modeling?
He would play himself? Such slight material.
Whatever his motives, Levi has the balls to stand up to the Palins. That's more than I can say for the media and politicians, who seem to have been silenced by Sarah's attacks.
I would LOVE to go down on Levi and give him oral delights the way only a man knows how!
you said it, what a douchebag. Put this guy on the same raft with Jon Gosselin, Balloon boy dad, and Lohan's dad and push them out to sea.
Sorry but this guy is so hot. And I don't blame him for trying to make a buck off his noterity. Lord knows it wont last!
Well, that's why he needs someone smart.
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Behind every great man, there is a great woman….. or so the saying goes.
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P, would that be your mom, sister or Gaga?
I wish that fucking parasite would be mauled by a hungry grizzly bear.
And what a fascinating fucking story HIS life would be … NOT
Re: Zombie Hitler – Lol. Amen.
LOL!!! LOVE IT! Every dollar he makes gets Sara Palin even angrier. She feels that anybody getting paid but her is a direct attack and an insult. I hope his book outsells hers. LOL!!
I guess lingham is Perez's overused word of the week. Oh well, it sure beats "AMAZEBALLS."
Re: Spindoc – 15 Seriously! Why do you think she's inviting him over for turkey, and acting all civil? He might be of some use to her yet!
I hope that this never happens. Who's his inspiration? Jon Gosselin? Michael Lohan? Hey, I have an idea. Instead of the 'divorced dads club' they can make a show call the 'deadbeat dads club' and can include Lil Wayne and Levi Johnston! There's a plethora of deadbeat dads in Hollywood!
Once he shows America his goods nobody will care about Levi anymore! We can stop talking about this Douche!
Seriously!!! Why does anyone pay attention to this kid. He has nothing to offer. What a complete waste of anybody's time.
Levi, your fame won't last. GO TO SCHOOL .. LEARN A TRADE, or something
This guy has enough life to write a memoir? No way…
Re: Yellow Peeps –
He is a fully licensed Electrician and probably smarter then his baby mama's mama. Strike that he IS smarter than her!!!
I still think he's gorgeous. *sigh*..
Bravo for Levi Johnston. He is heroic for taking on the fraudulence of Sarah Palin. In his Vanity Fair interview, he said she intended, way back then, to resign so that she could get lots of money for her "memoir" and for lectures. That turned out to be true. The woman fucked all her constituents in Alaska in order to make big bucks by resigning ($7 million for her pages of trash!). I do hope Johnston, who is clearly smarter than people believe, much smarter, really writes a book. I'm sure just the prospect must make the Palin creature have sleepless nights. About Levi's nude pictures, I'm sure he's going to look smashing.
Ha ha ha saw on RumerMills the Playgirl spread will include a hockey stick can not wait to this…..
www.rumermills.com/
Why are you writing about this guy? He is only "famous" for getting a Governor's teenage daughter pregnant and bailing on her. He is not someone that we should be focusing on, he is boring.
Has he even read a book? Ever?
I would love to read it. It's funny how Republicans get things thrown back in their faces. One of Bush's daughters admiited to making out with Dick Cheney's openly-lesbian daughter. No wonder Palin wants him over for Thanksgiving. LMAO!
Re: Zombie Hitler –
Dead wrong. But funny!
and he thinks anyone is interested in his 'Life Story' because….???
You are TRAILER TRASH from backwards Alaska idiot and you are as dumb as dirt.
Better for you to get an edumacation, perhaps a GED.
and then GO AWAY.