She's Got Legs!
And she knows how to ice 'em!
Jessica Simpson is on a new fitness mission! She's rehired longtime trainer Mike Alexander, who got her ass cheeks ready to hang out of those Daisy Dukes! And according to her Twitter, Simpleton is just not what she used to be!
She Tweets:
look at what age can do to a total badass :( At least my legs will look good!
why am i still hurting from our workout earlier? I'm getting old! See you tomorrow with a pouty face and sore buns.
But, for someone who has taken so much undeserved weight-related heat, we'd expect her to be a little more perceptive - though that's never been her strong suit!
Where were her handlers when she inadvertently labeled herself Hefty?!
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Seraphina!
Those are probably actually Perez' legs.
The older I get the better I get…. no excuse Jessica.
it hurts to look good jess!
Perez, you are such a fucking hypocrite. YOU are one of the worst fuckheads out there when raggin on this girls weight, yet you describe obese beth Ditto as fun and bubbly and happy with her weight.
You make me fucking sick, if I ever see you I am going to piss in your eyes you fat piece of shit!
Fuck I hate you perez, you really are the Hitler of the internet..
Wonder WHAT her next gig will be. Seems like these Simpson sisters have trouble “` keeping a JOB.
not the best angle. it makes her thighs looks loose and fat. hot mess. i'll never understand what would make anyone post a picture of something so ridiculously uninteresting (hello kim kardashian, aubrey o'day, and demi moore). so mundane.
on a more positive note: nice calves, jess.
I really wish you would shut the fuck up!!!! Who do you think you are??? You are a no one who used to have a popular celeb gossip blog but your 15 minutes are almost up. No one gives a shit about you anymore and you know it! Bitter much?
Re: taylor_love – Her thighs look loose and fat. Wow you must be so toned, skinny and beautiful!
someone needs a tan.
Re: Dark Phoenix – hahahaha good one
Re: Shaniqua Jones – i love people who hate perez
i know it's the angle and the pic isn't the greatest but doesn't those legs look like they belong to an elderly?
Just get back with Nick already!
Jessica has always been gorgeous, and most women would trade for her body in a heartbeat. Living well is the best revenge, jess!
ph boofucking hoo… what are you…27??? STFU.
Re: taylor_love –
You are a fucktard you cow. Her thighs look fine.
Re: maggiegirl – What do your legs look like, fatass?
Re: Shaniqua Jones – "if I ever see you I am going to piss in your eyes you fat piece of shit!" LOLOLOL classic!
When I feel sad I come on here and read the many Perez Hilton insults. They always make me laugh. Thanks guys. Lolz
Re: wineaux – with a face like that, i would hardly be calling people 'cows'…honestly, sweet heart.
jessica is fat. FAT. FAT. FAT. i'm glad she's got a trainer now. completely necessary.
All the bad shit that's happened to this person in the past year has obviously not made her a bit wiser. She is calling herself a "badass?" Hmm. Also, I love it when people who are 30 walk around crying that they're old. Um, you won't get any younger with time and think how stupid you'll feel when you're turning 50, 60, 90???
This sad southern bell (end) needs to just go away.
She is pathetic.
If she's really trying to get back into those Daisy Dukes it's going to be another epic fail. She rocked that body, but Jessica is a woman who tends to put on a few pounds, so it was completely unrealistic for her. She went just a tad too far when she had the mommy jeans episode. I think she'd be better off being a little thicker and toned than being thin as a rail and toned. I feel sorry for her. Her 15 minutes has planted her firmly on the C or D list but people keep trying to market her. She has a kickass line of purses but they all have her signature on them. She won't wear my signature so I sure as hell won't wear hers.
I know for a FACT (I am linked to the movie industry) that when she lost all that weight for "Dukes of Hazzard" by using diet pills. It is a shame that women these days feel that they have to work against their body type so drastically. I think she looks great, but in H'wood, anyone over a size 2 is fat :/
Funny how now you never post anything about Rihanna, her album has leaked, a new video aswell and you said that the album sucks, but everyone knows its PURE FIRE and its so much better then Good Girl Gone Bad and it isnt dark at all..
You are so predictable, you dont post the good things about Rihanna now because she will realise the album the same day as your Lady Gaga, afraid of the competition eh?
i wanna eat her buns. so hard!
I think Jessica Simpson is actually stunning. She has the breasts that many women in Hollywood would PAY for. She has a great smile and body type (whether she is slim or has gained the weight). She is a Southern girl! She loves to eat! Give her a break about her weight already. For those commenting on her weight.Re: taylor_love –
Kim Kardashian is a very beautiful woman with an exotic body. Most men prefer women with breasts and some meat on their behinds. Not owmen who look the way you do! Which is GROSS, I presume!
That might be a bad angle but her legs definitely don't look 'loose' to me - loose by what standards, exactly? A slab of concrete?
I'm not a Jessica fan by any means but when we're calling women who are fit and healthy "fat" then we've got an obvious problem. She looks to be within a healthy weight range and is pretty toned - it's not in her nature to be pin-thin.
I think Perez would kill his first born child in exchange for a body like hers.
Did she call herself a "total badass"??
ARE YOU SURE IS FROM RUNNING AND NOT BEING ON YOUR KNEES SUCKING MS. SIMPSON? I THINK SHE WAS TRYING TO LAND THE SEQUEL TO DUKES OF HAZARD, HOPE SHE HAD THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER TO CLEAN UP HER FACIALS
Just a bad pic I suppose, but it looks like a senior citizen adjusting her diaper and applying some cold pacs to her arthritic knees - but I also know that Jessica is a cutey and this is once again just a bad pic
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Why do people come on here and beat up Perez? If you hate him so much then don't come to his site. WTF? He didn't say she is fat read the article again losers! Poor Jessica can't catch a break Tony has moved on and rumored to be engaged and she is trying to get back in shape. When is the next country ablum droppping?
She thinks she's a badass? Seriously? Fatass maybe.