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Speidi Has Lofty Goals

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Somehow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have managed to stay in the spotlight this year. From their big to-do wedding to hating on Al Roker to getting nasty in the jungle, Speidi has had quite a year.

So how will they make things more interesting in 2010? Glad you asked.

Heidi and Spencer want to shave their heads (among other things)!

The duo joked around with reporters while they were promoting their book (which is not a joke) and revealed some of their plans for the new year:

"We're going to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."

They also seem to want to make frenemies with their A-List tabloid counterparts, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Heidi explains:

"Well, we wouldn't want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer—you know, because she steals people's husbands! But seriously, we'd love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let's hang out sometime. We'll be SpeidiLina!"

Yeah, people praise Angelina so much that it sometimes slips their minds that she stole another woman's husband.

Good luck with the lofty list there, friends. We'd especially like to see Spencer with the balloon!

[Image via WENN.]

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96 comments to “Speidi Has Lofty Goals”

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  3. 3

    i hope brad or angelina say something and put them in their place rofl

  4. 4

    she didn't steal a husband. a husband left his wife.

  5. 5

    Can they just disappear already. Make some room for people with talent and actual ambitions.

  6. 6

    Don't you mean "Spencer IN the balloon"?

  7. 7

    Perez, is this the first time i hear something negative about angelina written on your blog? you actually acknowledged that she's a homewrecker.

    i like heidi. spencer kind of ruins her.

  8. 8

    OMG I can't stand these two! Such self absorbed, self important brain dead media whores. Seriously how can you make a successful career when you are known only because people can't stand you and find you insufferable?! It doesn't make any sense, yet these two keep popping up. I mean really does anyone actually like them? As far as the Brad and Angelina thing WHATEVER! These two say some deluded things but why would two people at the top of the acting world, who actually care about and promote worthwhile causes ever think about even giving these two vapid wastes of space the time of day?! Talk about delusions of grandeur……

  9. 9

    You know, I never realized how much Spencer kinda looks like a younger version of Richard Simmons. That's kinda creepy.

  10. 10

    Yeah, Brangelina probably doesn't even know who you two are.

  11. 11

    Even tho i HATE speidi they´re right angelina is homewrecker slut!!!.. i mean why people hate jen when the one that its really a bitch!!! its this skeletor… god!! i just dont understand hollyweird….

  12. 12

    how about if Spencer TWAT actually does fly away in a balloon? After all he's only famous cause his dad has money and his druggie sister would have been broke and homeless a long time ago if she didn't have a trust fund

  13. 13

    Spencer + Heidi = 2 giant pieces of shit not even good enough to put in a lunch bag and throw on someone's front porch. They should both just die. The world would be a better place.

  14. 14

    The only thing I can agree with is that Angelina steals husbands. :] It made me lol actually.
    But these two are PATHETIC. I like Jon more than them, except they're so low that its even an insult to JON to compare the two.

  15. 15

    as much as i don't like angelina jolie …… i would have to say that i HOPE she turns down ANY invite these two ASSHATS extend ….. i fuckin hate them …. and they don't deserve to be in the presence of Angelina jolie …. even though i don't like her …she's better than them ANY DAY ! ………….idiots

  16. 16

    Re: Zombie Hitler – -
    "he has facial hair that makes him look like a weasel with scabies had an abortion on his face"
    you see?? you see???? this is why Zombie Hitler is the god of this site - Perez prostrates his bloated, sagging body before you, mein undead Fuhrer

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  18. 18

    I never praise Angelina, nor do I let it slip my mind that that hooch stole someones husband.

  19. AnneM says – reply to this


    Please, no more news about these two losers. I can't take it. I read about them and it just makes my head hurt. The fact they got a book deal makes me furious. When so many really talented people can't even get an agent. Please Perez, let's blow these two talentless twits into outer space and remove them from your web site forever.

  20. 20

    starting to change your tune about angelina???

  21. 21

    "Yeah, people praise Angelina so much that it sometimes slips their minds that she stole another woman's husband." And by people, you mean you right Perez?

  22. 22

    Re: Zombie Hitler – who are you

  23. 23

    i can't wait to see what happens when these two break up!

  24. 24

    "Yeah, people praise Angelina so much that it sometimes slips their minds that she stole another woman's husband."

    DAMN RIGHT, she stole a husband!!

    Are you seriously writing this? For years you couldn't accept it!!! This is the first time you actually admit this awful truth about Angelina. I used to like her until she did that and by the way, you calling her a "saint" it's really annoying…

  25. Els says – reply to this


    I've just realised these two are complete and utter geniuses.

    Doesn't mean I can stand them any more than before, but they sure know how to make something out of nothing and streach it to the moon.

  26. 26

    Well Brad and Angelina do do a lot of charity… Don't hold your breath Spidey!… Actually, maybe you should hold your breath:)

  27. 27

    It really only slips your mind that she's a husband stealer. Hell, a mom's boyfriend fucker too!!

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  29. 29

    They're too full of themselves.
    I bet before they got married they were normal NON-FAME WHORING people. If only it stayed that way I'm sure we'd all be much better off not having to hear all these stories about them…

  30. 30

    there brain dead

  31. 31

    "She might steal Spencer—you know, because she steals people's husbands!" ROFL!!!!

  32. 32

    Re: Starflower11 – Good call! I have wondered who he looked like. Now I see it. A very smarmy Richard Simmons.

  33. 33

    I hope these bitches die in a head on car crash.

  34. 34

    husbands can't be stolen. they can lose interest and stray. they can be immature and need attention to feel viral. they can just be horny dogs, but they can't be stolen, because they aren't owned. if more women realized this then less would lose their husbands.

  35. ash,* says – reply to this


    I'm pretty sure angie didn't kidnap brad and brainwash him to be with her. Why is it angelina's fault? He was the one that was married not her and yet nobody says anything about him. by the looks of jens track record I'm thinking their must be something wrong with her personality.

  36. ash,* says – reply to this


    I'm pretty sure angie didn't kidnap brad and brainwash him to be with her. Why is it angelina's fault? He was the one that was married not her and yet nobody says anything about him. by the looks of jens track record I'm thinking there must be something wrong with her personality.

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  39. iL says – reply to this


    they are so annoying and lame

  40. 40

    LOL!!!! i don't like them but what they said about Angelina Jolie! Lol! Go Heidi!

  41. 41

    Shhh if you ignore them they'll go away.

  42. 42

    Heidi is so STUPID. NO ONE in this world but you would ever want spencer. NO one would try to steal him from you. thats just illegal. you two belong together. Two mindless idiotic famewhores..Why don't you two make yourselves useful and just disappear to a third world country already!!!

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    Spencer really gets on my nerves…he's so obnoxious! Sometimes I wish he would sail away in a balloon. But I'm nice so I'd have it where he would land safely on some deserted island…

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  46. 46

    could they be anymore obnoxious. they dont even deserve to have their names uttered by brad and angie

  47. 47

    Please who the hell would want her Chipmunk face husband??????
    please not even if he has 10 million dollars taped to his head would make his ugly ass attrative….

  48. 48

    This is so dumb…

  49. 49

    AS IF! I highly doubt they're even aware of this freakshow…much less thinking Angelina would want to talk to two Z-list losers who chide her on something only Brad and Angelina know for sure. Besides, who cares, Love is Love…and sometimes can be inconvenient. Even if that happened, it was hardly a fling. it's the real deal.

    FUck these two losers, I wish they GO AWAY.

  50. 50

    ugh why the fuck u keep postin about these two? your website is so lame these days

  51. 51

    The sad thing is that they're at least as pathetic as all the people they were making fun of

  52. 52

    PLEASE stop helping these two IDIOTS stay famous!! THEY ARE BORING AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  53. 53

    For Fuck's sake they're still in the spotlight sloely thanks to you Perez.
    And arent you the one always praising Brangelina? Even so, it takes two to tango and we all know jen is a huge ugly pain in the ass.

  54. 54

    Ah…when white trash makes the limelight.

  55. 55

    5 ppl ae gonna buy their book

  56. 56

    Re: Rebeccagrace11 – You are too nice because I would have him in the balloon and then get caught in electrical wire. Fried Spencer.

  57. 57

    #5 he left his wife BECAUSE he was seeing another WOMAN……. doh……. henceforth she did break up a marriage..

  58. 58

    Thank God these two shitheads got together and didnt ruin 2 other peoples lives

  59. 59

    Wow… It's so sad how much they embarrass themselves.

  60. 60

    Re: plain jane jones

    yeah thats true. the husband is the married one who cheats on his wife.

  61. 61

    COME ON!!! You can't steal a man if he's not into it! Sooo please!!!Can we stop blaming their split up on angelina!

  62. 62

    Re: plain jane jones – i agree. i think something was missing in brad and jen's relationship that he found with angelina.

  63. 63

    Funny how now you never post anything about Rihanna, her album has leaked, a new video aswell and you said that the album sucks, but everyone knows its PURE FIRE and its so much better then Good Girl Gone Bad and it isnt dark at all..
    You are so predictable, you dont post the good things about Rihanna now because she will realise the album the same day as your Lady Gaga, afraid of the competition eh?

  64. 64

    put both those idiots in a balloon and let them fly, fly away, far away. Mark my words that those two are going to be a nadda nothing in a couple of years. Broke and living on the streets of Elay with signs that say "will screw anything for food".

  65. 65

    LOL!!! I'm liking them more.

  66. 66

    Angelina is a slut! She has stolen "2" womens husbans…..

  67. 67

    She did steal a husban because they we fuckin' around when the met on the movie set. Then Jen found out. The Angelina denied it on T.V… that it was something she would NEVER have the heart to do…..lmao…. Then later found out to be false and Jennifer Aniston said that " it was uncool"…. So I guess shes not only a a cereal cheater , but a compulsive liar as well.

  68. 68

    Why are you always putting stupid people on your blog? Do you really think we actually CARE about this two Z-LIST.. and yeah, i mean it! they're z-list… they have no talent, i don't know why they're "famous"… ha! even that stupid "reality" show was lame and totally scripted… I HATE STUPID PEOPLE SOO MUCH! they have no talent, no brain and obviously need to hang on some other people's fame so they can be on the radar… a book? ARE YOU SERIOUS?? omfg, i can be a superstar anytime! :D yay, since you don't even need to be gorgeous, or talented, or actually have a brain [like those two asses]

  69. 69

    Finally! your admission (or sort of) that Angelina is a home-wrecking whore!!!

  70. 70

    you actually acknowledged that angelina jolie is a homewrecker!!!!
    "Well, we wouldn't want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer—you know, because she steals people's husbands! But seriously, we'd love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let's hang out sometime. We'll be SpeidiLina!" LMAO!!!! :P

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    fuck them…they are so desperate. like angie and brad would take the time to even think about these two twats, never mind even want to meet up with them. and delusional heidi, you poor thing, NOONE want's spencer except you. no need to worry honey. have you even looked at him? he's so ugly inside and out…then again, you are no catch either, so i guess you two deserve each other, clearly. now go jump off a rock.

  73. 73

    Why are these people famous?? I'm sure there are others much more deserving.

  74. 74

    There is no way that angie stole anyone's husband. if he was happy with his wife he would not have left her, started a family, and married angie. Brad wanted to leave

  75. 75

    And Angelina can't wait to "sit down and discuss fame" with Speidi.
    Especially after they've publicly insulted her for stealing people's husbands.

  76. 76

    "we'd love to sit down and discuss fame".

    What are you gonna talk about? How they get swamped by paparazzi as soon as they leave there home and you call the paparazzi and beg them to take pictures of you?

  77. 77

    Shut up about Angelina, honestly she's hotter then Aniston any day.

  78. 78

    LMFAO. this is hilarious!

  79. 79

    Well actually 1 1/2 husbands! Wasn't Billy Bob Thornton engaged to Laura Dern when she stole HIM away from her!

  80. 80

    Angelina didn't steal a husband. Why is this STUPID and lame girl speaking? She can barely talk, you have NO life and you're talking about Angelina Jolie? You would love to be her, because she has natural beauty and you are plastic. Argh, i hate these two. They are such a losers, seekers for attention. Why they don't disappear from the world and make us all a favor?

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  82. 82

    When are the gonna get it?… Nobody likes them, they're not famous (they just think they are!)

  83. 83

    They are ABSOLUTELY, WITHOUT A DOUBT, the most repulsive couple in history. Brangelina WOULD NEVER give those 2 idiots the time of day! I would love to be a fly on the wall if that meeting EVER occurred!

  84. 84

    Angelina is way to good for Spencer and why would kind hearted very rich people want make friends with them. they shoul think before the blog or go out of there way to talk to the paps

  85. 85

    The only person who seemed to forget that Angelina stole Brad Pitt is you Perez.

    I hate Heidi, but she is right. Angelina has done it more then once. Doesn't anyone remember that Billy Bob was engaged to Laura Dern before he took up with that slut. She is a man stealer — plan and simple.

  86. 86

    oh look it's gay guy and his cover !

  87. 87

    I would gladly send Spencer off in a balloon and shave Heidi's head. They're ridiculous.

  88. 88

    As much as I hate Speidi, I'm glad she called Angelina out like that! I'm glad you did too Perez, because she in the definition of a homewrecker. TEAM JEN!

  89. 89

    who the hell would wanna steal spencer from you ! hes with you for life… have fun heidi

  90. 90

    Spencer: "Well since we've exhausted every PR stunt, we are just going to name off A-list celebs in sound bites, so bloggers run our names for no apparent reason"

  91. 91

    Heidi shut the fuckup! nobody want to steal that loser away from you just keep him.

  92. 92

    Why would you even post this crap… it's Garbage. If your going to post these fools i rather stay away from this site and stick with E!

  93. 93

    First, these two stupid fuckfaces suck big time and i am even more sure Brad and Angy, they dont even know fuckfaces like them exist, and if they did i so certain that they will not waste their time on these arseholes ! - Heidi doesnt even match angy's poop level so hoe, stop attention-whoring !
    I am so sick of people that call her a homewrecker . I say to them- "Get off your moralistic high horse".
    No one can "wreck" a home if everything is going well. It takes two to tango. If things were working well at home, no one can come between two people no matter what anyone thinks. Jen's insecurities played out for the entire world to see in 2 of her relationships.
    Jen is pretty on the outside but her insecurities don't make her pretty on the inside. and again I don't and never did find her as a homewrecker. No one made Brad leave Jen for Angelina. He wanted kids and Jen didn't. Simple as that. And if you wanted to hook up with someone that obviously loved kids, you'd think Angelina would be one of the first, if not the first, person to come to mind. It's not as if she was all over Brad and forced him to leave Jen.
    Thanks !

  94. 94

    Re: Kun T Bastard – that's the best comment ever hahahahahaha wait i just pee-ed on my lol hahahahaha

  95. SSTAV says – reply to this


    She really needs to stop talking trash. She has no business being put in this spotlight.
    Get the fuck out or I'll throw her down a cliff myself.

  96. 96

    spencer is probabaly gay on the weekends.
    heidi is a BITCH *cough*