Speidi Shows How To Be Famous

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You gotta love 'em!

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and their three defenseless pooches took to beaches of Malibu on Thursday to ~~hawk~~ read their latest tome, How To Be Famous.

Do you even need the book?! This pic says it all!

Watch and learn from the masters of shameless self-promotion!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Posted: Nov 13, 2009 at 5:45 pm / Email this »

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63 comments to “Speidi Shows How To Be Famous”

coldMountain says – reply to this

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Wretched human beings. Absolutely wretched.
amykillswitch says – reply to this

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They seriously make me sick. They remind me more of twins than a marred couple.
NJSassy says – reply to this

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wow not saying that she is fat AT ALLL but it looks like she put on a few LBS.
brinneydb says – reply to this

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please please please PLEASE stop feeding their addiction. they aren't famous, they're sad. no one wants to know ANYTHING about them.
KDSunshine says – reply to this

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I cant wait till she fukks someone else and they finally split up…
bubble gum says – reply to this

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That picture is hilarious.
zacharyglass says – reply to this

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you don't gotta love anything about them. quite the opposite.
patricia22 says – reply to this

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I cant stand these two!!! they are nasty people!!!!RELIGIOUS MY ASS!!! spencer does not deserve the spit in the back of my throat!!!!
[Wow!] says – reply to this

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"Watch and learn from the masters of shameless self-promotion!"

Haha…Perez…look who is talking! Aren't you the MASTER of shameless self-promotion?
Holly207 says – reply to this

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could we all just band together and hire someone to "make them disappear" please!?!?
bryanlizza says – reply to this

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HA!!! I almost peed my pants when I read that. Look who is fucking calling the kettle black!!! Perez, you are the Master of Self Promotion!!! Who the fuck you kidding?? Between you and that fugly beotch Lady Gaga you kill me. People with glass roofs shouldn't be throwing stones!!!! Get a life fat ass!!! Or at least, let others have one!!!!
SugarSpunSister says – reply to this

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He is the creepiest looking MF. Do people actually find him attractive??
fanaero says – reply to this

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a couple of has beens that never were!
MinaGrant says – reply to this

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Re: NJSassy –

She has put on some weight, yes.. Maybe she's like: 'Sod it, I'm married and don't want to fit in to size -0 designer dresses anymore'.

The Hills and everything related to it are becoming rapidly OUT of style…
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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This picture is not a total loss … The dogs are cute
Horndog says – reply to this

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One night with me and I would make her forget that self proclaimed King Spencer what a tool he is she isn't any better either but I would love to fuck the shit out of her a cum on her face!
Dani0824 says – reply to this

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I FUCKING HATE SPENCER!! Heigi is just a spineless wimp. I wish someone would butcher Spencer into a bunch of bite sized pieces and feed them to that brainless blonde he calls his wife and their unborn children! UGH! Famous my ass! If they're proud that they are famous bc EVERYONE hate that asshole then let's just let them drown in their own "famousness"! Lmao!
bobcat says – reply to this

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are you f 'king kidding me. Those two are famous for what …. thank god they have not released a sex tape yet. It must be one mother of a battle in the morning over who get the mirror and makeup on first. Self indulgent losers
Dark Phoenix says – reply to this

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No, I don't "gotta love em," lol
sweetescape says – reply to this

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..EH. BEEN THERE DONE THAT. SO OVER THEM.
the1 u luv 2 h8! says – reply to this

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Dear Santa, all I want 4 Xmas is 4 these 2 ass whipes to go away FOREVER!!!
Athneigh says – reply to this

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How are they so great at self promotion? Isn't their stupid faux reality show sinking now that Lauren Conrad isn't on it? And Lauren Conrad wasn't even that interesting!
in_disguise says – reply to this

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I still think Spencer is hot…. when he is shirtless OMG!
But he's mean, so no, I don't love him (or her).
trinigirl123 says – reply to this

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She used to be so differnt and natural. New she's Spencer's double. She has no identity. Just fake and lost. Do they have any friends other than themselves?
Paris France says – reply to this

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Re: Yellow Peeps – I was going to say that! Touche'~
bobo96 says – reply to this

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what wont these people do for fame. Fame is earned by having talent and these people dont focus on the people who are doing there bit and contributing to our world, not on the people who will do what ever it takes to get in the headlines
Byrd713 says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA LOOK at those HIPS!!!!!! enjoy her now Spencer cause after the first kid she's gonna BLOW up in the hip/ass dept!!!!
GeminiZez says – reply to this

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Wheres thier shopping cart? They look like they live in a cardboard box.
tellall says – reply to this

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I love cats.
sharre says – reply to this

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What's up with the 3 dogs? I thought they got a white one and then a black. I keep seeing a 3rd, did they get yet another????
amethyst74 says – reply to this

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gross gag me with a pitch kork…please
Mad Dog says – reply to this

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It was soooo great when there were no postings about these two douchbags. How about not talking about them, Michael Lohan or Jon Gosselin ever again? It could be a very popular decision.
LV-Entergetic says – reply to this

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Instead of reading "How To Be Famous" they should try reading "How To Be Famous For No Reason"…..I'm sure they'd be able to relate to it.
Nonbreeder says – reply to this

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A DISGRACE to America. I CRINGE when other countries know they are from here.
BooBoo99 says – reply to this

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A coulpe of those dogs should have opened a can of Chew Ass on their faces! Why oh why do you waste our time with these useless pieces of crap?!
RRaaZZ says – reply to this

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Does anyone notice how perez is so nice to them now and says nothing but nice stuff? It's cause they paid him to write only nice stuff about them on this site..
Tweetheartkitty22 says – reply to this

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The devil+a Ken doll= Spencer
J-DOLLA says – reply to this

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Kimmoto says – reply to this

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it explains how to be sexless and have no personality or intelligence . . . they are without a doubt - the most uninteresting, dim-witted people on the face of the planet. ugly, ugly worthless and vapid human being to the core - utterly useless . . . yawn.
Heavenly Hiraani says – reply to this

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POSERS. Blheck. The title of the book is wrong. It should read, "How To Be Famous & Have The World Despise You."
Heavenly Hiraani says – reply to this

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Goobers, the lot of them. Just plain ol' goobers. The only thing likable in the photo is their dogs.
lisamp says – reply to this

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She's so fat. Maybe she should hire the same trainer Jessican Simpson did and lose about 20 pounds.
Phil-doh says – reply to this

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they paid almost 2 grand for a pomeranian….HELLLLOOOO?! Way to support PUPPY MILLS you DOUCHES! Try adopting a poor little guy from a shelter and save a dog's life rather than support a DISGUSTING and CRUEL industry! I used to be indifferent about these losers but now I cannot stand them. They should donate a chunk of $$ to an animal rescue group and then fame-whore themselves out for some pics or something.
*Oh yeah Perez's sister please remind your hypocrite brother that Uggs support cruelty to lambs so wtf is with the PETA ads and ads for Uggs. (Or more like Fuggs in every way)
NicoleAntonia says – reply to this

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They're just feeling more and more desperate. They know the Hills will be over soon and eventually they'll fade away. They have no talent to be actualy entertainers.
Dr. Dot says – reply to this

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I can not STAND THEM!!! You are helping them STAY famous for nothing. NOT GOOD.
ladygagaisdashiz says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA! WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOKE! FUCK U SPIDEY!!! HOW CAN YOU MAKE A BOOK OUT OF: "OH, THE WAY TO BECOME FAMOUS IS TO SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY AND BE ON THE HILLS."
Dutchie2010 says – reply to this

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They are SUCH a joke. Perez, you would do us all a favor and stop promoting them by talking about them on your site. The only people who actually care about those two ARE those two!
RakelSpektakel says – reply to this

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spencer is such a doucherocket i can't stand to look at his picture.
Ellectrika says – reply to this

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Fucking VILE and vacuous nobodies!!
AideniLoveyou says – reply to this

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Perez you are such a fucking twat. You used to hate them I recall? Like a week ago?!?!!? And now you are a little asskisser? Please.
DaniellO says – reply to this

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The second these two became "famous," I knew that not only was the world truly going to end, but that we deserve it…
ViewFromHere says – reply to this

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Spencer is getting better looking now that he's gotten rid of his scraggly beard. It's nice to see them taking their puppies along with them. Does Teddy respond to you or your mom (primary care giver)?
ruslsgirl14 says – reply to this

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Here's the king & queen of DOUCHE-BAG-VILLE, USA. Who, in their right & sane mind, actually walks around with their own book to be photographed with?!? Seriously, who does that?!?!?
LynnAble says – reply to this

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It's a good thing they love themselves cause no one else gives a FUCK! I'd rather be unknown than a hated wanna be famous person!
djnv2009 says – reply to this

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GROSS
kirstymc12 says – reply to this

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hate hate hate. DISGUSTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. i want to barfff. The only reason they are 'famous' is because of Lauren Conrad and the Hills. LC rules. Speidi are WHORES.
Georgina says – reply to this

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haha, you can´t even be annoyed by them because they are so funny and ironic.
italianvenus says – reply to this

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Face it people: As long as Perez gets a commission from Spencer for every photo he posts of them - he's going to post them and think of some not-news-worthy tagline.

Think about it: Speidi pics are the only pictures he doesn't re-use for 20 posts in a row.
celebritywannabe says – reply to this

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I'm sorry but they are starting to grow on me for some reason. The sarcasm is great.. too funny
you want this says – reply to this

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Their book is about how to be famous? or do they mean How to be obnoxious, arrogant, dumb, losers, jackasses, pathetic, delusional people.
paramoretaylorlautnerluver234 says – reply to this

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their relationship is sooo fake…. its not funny anymore
Hundalei says – reply to this

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Where is Spencer's ring?
lillie99 says – reply to this

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nobody cares about u 2! please realize ur delusional and go away