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Our favorite self-righteous, hypocritical beauty queen is back at it!

In order to justify her fake tittays to Christian Today, Carrie Prejean left us with a biblical interpretation that only she could muster.

The genius said:

"I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."

Oh, REALLY?!

What does the Bible say about on camera yoni-diddling?!

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228 comments to “The Dumb Bitch's Tittays, Approved By God!”

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  1. 1

    WHAT A FUCKING HYPOCRITE! I'm not gay or in between, but that has to be the dumbest thing I've heard anyone say with a pulse.



  2. 2

    HA!HA! Good one.



  3. 3

    oh. my. lord.



  4. 4

    I wonder if she's going to take the million $ offer to get fucked on film?



  5. 5

    HAHAHAHA Of course there's nothing in the bible about cosmetic surgery! All the women had hairy pits and legs, they weren't really thinking about their tits being bigger. Plus, let's be real here Carrie, there weren't too many physicians around back then.

    This dumb bitch needs to read the bible before her homophobic ass goes around blurting out about it more. It says we're created in God's image, and I don't think God wants bigger boobs.



  6. 6

    Where in the bible does it say gays can't get married???



  7. 7

    i dont see it anywhere in the bible to parade around in a a bikini either

    =P



  8. 8

    God loves big tits!



  9. 9

    What a skank.



  10. 10

    Those artificial breasts create lust and that is a sin. Can she not just shut-up…the more she talks the more she makes no sense.



  11. 11

    Everything I do is automatically good because God loves me! *bats eyelashes*



  12. 12

    I don't believe for one second that this bitch is as religious as she claims. Like most religions nutjobs, she just likes to use the Bible to justify her own prejudices/fears.

    A personal choice to make YOURSELF look better …hmmmmm…
    Philippians 2:3-4

    And I don't think God is cool with all this beauty pageant/"modeling"/naked pictures, either… 1 Timothy 2:9

    And it's funny how she can justify getting a boob job by saying it's a personal choice, and the Bible doesn't explicitly say "boob jobs are bad," so God's totally cool with it. Well, the Bible doesn't EXPLICITLY say "being gay is wrong!!!" and most Christians like to believe that being gay is a personal choice, so why is that not okay?



  13. 13

    I hope her breasts rot and she dies. I turn the channel when I see her.

    A lot of people turn the channel when they see her.

    She's desperate for attention. NETWORKS, please stop paying her to be on your show. And by all means do not buy her book. Money is power. Do you really want to give this asshole any more power?

  14. Unari says – reply to this


    14

    I don't like this girl, but seriously, leave her alone. All this because she said she was against gay marriage? She's allowed to believe what she wants just as anyone else.



  15. 15

    This dumb bitch will say anything between heaven and hell to not admit her stupid mistakes.

    She is definitely a true role model of lies and deceit !!



  16. 16

    What a fucking moron. She needs to SHUT her mouth already.



  17. 17

    I hope she realizes that lots of gay guys work in restaurants. If it's known that she's eating at one of our places, she can expect spit, if not worse in most of her food.

    Carrie, you will probably die from something you eat at a restaurant with a a gay employee that is having relationship issues because he can't cement his relationship with the one he loves.

    Shove your Bible up your hypochristian ass. Be sure to video it. You might be able to make some money with that footage.

    And then I hope your fake breasts rot and you die. Hateful bitch.



  18. 18

    In the christian religion, you're not allowed to mutate your body, dumb bitch.



  19. 19

    And at the end of the day she'll still be hot and you'll still be a fat sack of shit Mario, how ya like them apples?



  20. 20

    where in the bible does it specifically say that gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry? And where in the bible does it specifically say that women who get abortions should be excommunicated? Completely hypocritcal and rude!



  21. 21

    What about believing that God made you the way that HE wanted you to be and just accept and love yourself as you are. She obviously wanted the larger tatas to look sexy and attract the opposite sex and really God made our breasts so we can breast feed not to use them for sexual reasons..so for that she is NO Christian that is for sure.

  22. ELUC says – reply to this


    22

    Shouldn't we be happy with what God gave us?? This chick is stupid!!



  23. 23

    Praise Jesus —- pass the silicone —- Amen



  24. 24

    wow. where to begin on this sentiment? lol



  25. 25

    Ms. Carrie Prejejan the Bible was written before 1962 when modern day breast implants really began.

    Can this woman being any dumber????

    Keith is right - she isn't very smart.!



  26. 26

    That expalins why Carrie Prejean & Sarah Palin are bosom buddies!!



  27. 27

    self-righteous, hypocritical queen. sounds like you tubby sack of ass fat….



  28. 28

    What an idiot. Heidi and her should be best friends.



  29. 29

    Hey Perez, you and Prejean have something in common:
    You are both self-righteous hypocrites.



  30. 30

    Well, ACTUALLY, Miss Prejean …



  31. 31

    man, im a christian and I dont even like her!!! SHe makes us all look bad. I cant stand Perez talking about her bc its annoying and he wont get over it. Yeah the Bible doesnt say to not get implants but it does say that your body is a temple (shes used that b4) we are suppose to glorify God and be glad with what He gave us. SHES STUPID!!! I hope she goes to hide under a rock!!! dumb broad!!!!



  32. 32

    What's her take going to be on what the bible says about rubbing her twat and fingering herself and moaning in pleasure. The Lord loves those who love themselves ???



  33. 33

    unlike other annoying fame whores you blog about, i.e. speidi, I LOVE THIS DUMB BITCH! did you see soup today? saying how "the donald" would "watchid the contestants" lol..not watch or watched. WATCHID! it just keeps getting better.



  34. 34

    With all the things coming out about Carrie Prejean her fake tits, her sex tape I hope she has learned a lesson to think before you speak!



  35. 35

    She's correct, the Bible doesn't say "don't get breast implants", but it does discuss changing your body from its original form. I believe, even with the way Christians twist the Bible to suit their own purposes, she's 100% incorrect. If there was a God, he would not support her decision to have breast implants, if what the Bible says about body modification is true to God's word.
    Do I care if she has fake breasts? No, but she's quite the hypocrite. She follows what the Bible says ONLY if it suits her. She's a die-hard fan of the part about homosexuals, but body modification can be ignored!



  36. 36

    doesn't the bible say something about how it's wrong to change your body in some way? something about altering what "god" created…



  37. 37

    Riiiight….
    it dosnt mention ALOT of things in the bible that we face in todays society, because its was written thousands of years ago when many of these things were unheard of and didnt exist. Christians who use "i dont see where is says that in the bible" as an excuse for actions are insane.
    FUCK FAITH, love yourself.



  38. 38

    what happened to that whole part about treating your body like a temple and all that mess??



  39. 39

    Re: G0 Ask Alice – 33 LMFAO! Love it!



  40. 40

    Well…..the Bible doesn't say anything about kiddie porn….. or porn for that matter!!! What an idiot!!!!!!!!!! I must say though, I am enjoying watching this girl crash and burn!!!! HAHAHAhahahahaha!!!!



  41. 41

    Of course it isnt in the bible, breast implants did not EXIST when the bible was written, 2000 years ago. She sure is working this bible crap to the max, isnt she??



  42. 42

    I dont think the Bible says anything about Breast Implants but I believe some Christians but NOT ALL believes it says women must obey men, and a lot of other things, that put women down. Does Carrie plan on following that part of the Bible as well? because if she is the gung-ho christian she claims, She would follow what they believe and pop out oh about 4+ children AND NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE THIS INCLUDES MASTURBATION!!! you dumb bitch. Just keep picking and choosing the parts you like Carrie, and throw away the rest



  43. 43

    sure there's something in the Bible about boob jobs -
    it's a commandment.

    Thou shall not bear false titless



  44. 44

    Re: sharre – Good Point! Its not like bigger breasts improve the quality of breast milk when feeding a child, which of course is the only PURPOSE of having breasts!!



  45. 45

    she says "as a christian" does that mean that non-christians who get breast implants are sinners? carrie prejean is a dumb bitch. however, we must forgive her. "she knows not what she does". seriously, carrie prejean needs to go rot in hell



  46. 46

    Keep digging the hole to self-destruction deeper and deeper, Carrie
    Maybe it's time to shut-up and go away for awhile



  47. 47

    Re: ELUC – Well…not to argue, but I don't think a little kid born with a cleft pallet or malformed lip should have to live with it! I think God gives us the wisdom to learn how to fix things…..but a boob job?!?!? I don't think there's anything wrong with it personally, but she's using the Bible for her exploits.



  48. 48

    What about "just as god made me?" Don't those jesus freaks believe in that?



  49. 49

    yeah… god put us on this planet to see how big we can make our boobs….



  50. 50

    I'm pretty sure there are some statements about vanity being a sin in the bible; regardless, Carrie belongs to a group that believes that the bible is the complete and inerrant word of G-d and since breast implants and plastic surgery aren't specifically mentioned in the bible (let alone being condoned by Jesus) shouldn't she have avoided getting them?



  51. 51

    :SMH

    She's an idiot. But everyone can't have everything. She's pretty, probably healthy, has a nice body, and a beauty pageant winner, you can't expect her to be intelligent too!



  52. 52

    WHAT A STUPID WHORE.



  53. 53

    Perez, I think if you edited your language a bit more, then the powers that be would take you more seriously. I watched all those interviews at Youtube. For some reason Carrie Prejean sounds a lot more intelligent than you do. I don't agree with what she believes in, but I think you need to clean up your act. This is why people inside and outside this website are constantly poking fun at you. I can't say I blame them.



  54. 54

    I think there is something in the bible about that actually. Hah, dumb bitch!

  55. amish says – reply to this


    55

    I wonder if she can even recite the Ten Commandments, much less interpret them!! HOLY . . . SHIT!



  56. 56

    I love how everyone knows how a Christian should be. Big deal she has breast implants and masturbates. If she supported gay marriage no one would even care. Since when can a person not voice their own opinion? I am not in favor of gay marriage either. And guess what…I have breast implants and masturbate. Wow. I am such a hypocrite. I should only be allowed to disagree with gay marriage if I'm sinless and perfect. Who makes up these rules anyway? Are they in Perez's book?

  57. buck says – reply to this


    57

    Perez is such a bozo…this isn't about fake tits, its about her statement that she believes marriage is between a man and a woman.



  58. 58

    who has sold more books fat ass?



  59. 59

    gays shouldnt marry
    thats gross!



  60. 60

    There is a lot in the bible about body modification. Example: tattoos, piercings, ext. I do believe breast implants might go under that category.

    I believe Corinthians has some passages on body mod.

    I have faith and do believe in God and I am neither for against many things that do not directly affect me. I believe in love, no matter how it looks.

    This girl is getting too much press now. I think Perez should leave it alone.



  61. 61

    Post link of this scanks video

  62. 6one9 says – reply to this


    62

    HYPOCRITE is what this bitch is!! straight UP!!



  63. 63

    SHE'S RIGHT!!!! IN GENESIS 1, ADAM SAID TO EVE…'GO GROW TITS'



  64. 64

    2 Timothy 3:1-7
    But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people. …



  65. 65

    She's a fucking piece of shit. I hope she dies. There, I said it.



  66. 66

    there's nothing she can do to reverse the fact that everyone thinks she's a fucking hypocritical christian slut.



  67. 67

    The twatsy little scab on California's elbow needs to picked off! :OP

    She's the personification of what's wrong with "Christians" in America. Not to slap them all into the same bible-thumping/cousin-humping category - but it's true! A real "Christian" doesn't need to run around preaching it, let alone using it to justifty herself or her opinions. If she doesn't like gays she should just say it instead of hiding behind the bible. If she wants breast implants she should just SAY SO and move on with her life.. WHY WHY WHY does EVERYTHING have to be about 'the bible this' or 'god that'. I HATE HER. Just come right out and be real. REALly annoying. REALly a bigot. REALly idiot.



  68. 68

    Welp, if this trick wants to bring God into it, perhaps she should actually READ her Bible. “Abstain from all appearance of evil” (1 Thess. 5:22). Coming from someone who's drunk come Sunday morning, on a regular basis it's sure sad that I gotta put the record straight. Uh.



  69. 69

    just watched her larry king and the view interviews.she is so unlikeable and the faces she pulls kill me. she needs to f off with her morals.



  70. 70

    For all of you who say that the Bible doesn't say homosexuality is wrong, you are misinformed. Read 1 Corinthians 6:9,10 when you get a chance. It clearly says the men who lie with men will not inherit God's Kingdom. BUT that scripture ALSO says that FORNICATORS won't inherit God's Kingdom either. So since this ho has a few sex tapes I am sure she has FORNICATED at some point in her life. CARRIE, YOU CAN NOT TAKE BITS AND PIECES FROM THE BIBLE THAT YOU LIKE AND THEN PUSH ASIDE THE REST, LIKE IT DOESN'T EXIST- JUST SO YOU CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT. That is hypocrisy! And I do NOT believe homosexuality is a choice. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. My brother is gay and he has ALWAYS been gay. Ever since we were little kids, it was obvious that he was different. This woman needs to go home and read her whole Bible before she decides to spout off at the mouth at how things are "sinful". Hmmm… I believe MASTURBATING ON CAMERA is SINFUL too. Slut.



  71. 71

    If she really believes she needs to follow the Bible, then what she is doing on that tape is also considered wrong..! Bad, bad Christian girl.



  72. 72

    Re: ConservativeE – Well you seem to be in charge. You can get breast implants and finger yourself!

    All I want to do is dedicate myself to another person and make both of our lives happier.

    I guess you win. And I hope your breasts rot and I really hope you die too.



  73. 73

    Oh it's personal, is it? Sort of like, hmm….BEING GAY??? Hypocrite.



  74. 74

    what an idiot. someone needs to sow her mouth shut



  75. 75

    Implants didn't exist during biblical times, you moron!!!!! Hoe about the biblical fact that we should not be proud or vain????
    God, I wish carrie would drop dead!!!! I hate her so much!



  76. 76

    Whatever happened to treating your body as a temple…?



  77. 77

    The Bible says nothing about shooting people with a semi-automatic, so I guess that's okay, too!
    Please, Carrie, take an overdose of something and go away!



  78. 78

    Just stop talking and go away Carrie. Your reputation gets worse every time you open that stupid mouth.



  79. 79

    whore , slut ,pig needs to take that COCK that stuck up her ass OUT and just dissapear the twat!



  80. 80

    you're right, Carrie. Nowhere in the Bible does it commands us not to get breast implants, BECAUSE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN, THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS PLASTIC SURGERY!! However, the Bibles DOES commands us:

    "Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, which you have from God? You are not your own;you were bought with a price. SO GLORIFY GOD IN YOUR BODY" 1 Corinthians 6:19-20

    is getting plastic surgery a way to glorify God in your body??? NO, RIGHT? it's THE OPPOSITE. You see, that's the problem with a lot of-maybe almost every- protestant denominations. As they have the unbiblical dogma of "sola scriptura" and no authority to give a proper interpretation of the Bible, you have these kind of issues. Protestants tend to give an incomplete and lame interpretation of the Bible, without bearing in mind the whole context and taking verses instead of the whole passage. The result is a sort of "cafeteria christianity", where you take the verses that you like and discard the ones that you don't.
    I really hope that Carrie stops being so "lukewarm"



  81. 81

    she is sack religious..dumb ass..god wants you to love your self,not mutulate yourself.what a idiot



  82. 82

    I WILL NEVER SHOP AT A BOOKSTORE THAT CARRIES HER BOOK.

    EVER.

    Everyone, please use this a a ruler of discretion.

    Don't buy books from a store that carries this drivel.



  83. 83

    Re: princesa62585 – i agree. I have a homosexual brother too and he's always been homosexual. What you choose is the lifestyle, not the "orientation".
    She needs to read the whole Bible and take all of its teachings.I don't wanna judge her but the Bible also tells us:
    "Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: fornication, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry" Colossians 3:5



  84. 84

    the bible also sasys nothing about gay civil marriage



  85. 85

    I still want to fuck her in the ASS….



  86. 86

    I never read anywhere in the Bible where it says not to fuck a football either…



  87. 87

    Re: Unari – of course she can believe whatever she wants to believe. It doesnt change the fact she is a liar and a hypocrite. We have a right to comment on her comments that she parades on yapping about to the media. Ive never seen such hypocrisy as I have in that one woman…



  88. 88

    Well, the bible says that women should be modest. Breast implants are not modest! Also, breast implants are done with the intention of attracting lust. Lust is a sin. I'm not even religious and I know this. This girl is such a stupid hypocrite.



  89. 89

    Jeebus! Everybody knows God is a breast man.



  90. 90

    Really bitch? That's bc the Bible was written b/4 breast augmentation was invented. I'm SO sick of her!



  91. 91

    Um…the Bible says your body is a temple and not to ruin it. I'm atheist and I even know that, you stupid bitch. She is flat out retarded.



  92. 92

    You know - I keep saying - let it go and just move on - But truth be told - I go to the same Church and Carrie and I am saddened by her behavior - Our pastor is nothing like that, he is very welcoming and loving - He has welcomed everyone to church and is a very sincere man about his past and how he has changed thanks to God - But when I see her talking and tv - she is rude and short as though she is owed something or doing people a favor - I also think that her saying that book is what Americans think and feel - Truth be told- she is rude, snobby and a using the bible to her convenice - Perez - take the High rode and just know that you are being truth full to your self and please know that not all christians are like her - some of us are a but more honest about our past

  93. YUCK says – reply to this


    93

    The bible states that u should not mutilate ur body, ie tats/ piercings/ plastic surgery. Also marriage is between a man and a woman. Not man and man and not woman and woman. So ur both wrong!



  94. 94

    she is as retarded as perez… she does not know anything about the bible, and perez does not know how to write roman numbers LOL!!.. they deserve to be with each other



  95. 95

    Doesn't it talk about how your body is a temple and body modification is wrong?! I believe it does! Funny how she's "such a good Christian" but failed to read that part!! She's a raving idiot!



  96. 96

    she is so stupid. the bible is against vanity.. and breast implants are about being vain and looking good. of course the bible dosent say anything directly about breast implants as it was written several thousand years ago and there was no such thing at that time.



  97. 97

    this genius just doen't get that the bible was written a wee bit before breast implants came along. what a looooooser. why are you giving this idiot any press? what about how obvious it is that josh was eventually cheat on the fugs fergie, i wanna hear and see pics of this douche choosing a hooker stripper whatever. haha—he was just so happy that they didn't look like a man.



  98. 98

    I'm pretty sure the Bible does mention pride, greed, vanity and lust…just saying.



  99. 99

    She is just the greatest isn't she? I love nothing more than to watch her slowly plan her own demise.



  100. 100

    Someone should remind her that 'vanity' is one of the seven deadly sins. Thsoe are the sins that cost you your mortal soul, according to the bible.

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