The Dumb Bitch's Tittays, Approved By God!

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Our favorite self-righteous, hypocritical beauty queen is back at it!

In order to justify her fake tittays to Christian Today, Carrie Prejean left us with a biblical interpretation that only she could muster.

The genius said:

"I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants."

Oh, REALLY?!

What does the Bible say about on camera yoni-diddling?!

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    Posted: Nov 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 201

      Re: b a t k i s s – >GUESS



    2. 202

      Re: ConservativeE – You're kinda arrogant. When did this become about you?

      It's no worse than some dumb bitch in the public eye using her opportunity to deny me from the equal rights I deserve.

      And yes, I hope you die too.



    3. 203

      Re: Dogs Of Pompeii – I think you're full of shit.

      We have every right to lash out at people in the public eye that belittle our needs for equality. EVERY RIGHT.

      Just like she has every right to make her hypocritical ignorant comments. She has the right to finger herself on camera and have her breasts enlarged. And I have the right to make a point of her double standard.

      I think you should die too.



    4. 204

      Re: Carly xoxo – Good argument.



    5. 205

      Re: sushilover – Sushilover, you are the man! I've seen WAITING as well, and it is in my to;p 10 best ever. Please give her a spitroll, a spermsalad and a shitpudding for us gays



    6. 206

      Re: ConservativeE – Go fuck your married(?) straight(?) self.



    7. 207

      yoni-diddling? bwhahahahahaah

      Lord, I feel bad for California. They must be so embarrassed for her.



    8. 208

      Re: Aussieone – Good to see you again here (you may remember me as VickyV from previous similar topics).
      Well, here are my suggestions:

      1. Who doesn’t like the odor of burned bull? I suggest your neighbors to the nearest bull fighting venue so they can be properly stabbed to death.
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      2. That depends on how old your daughter is, whether she’s too young to be a sex slave as well or not. I’d recommend an auction, they usually generate the fairest prices!
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      3. Have a dog with you at all times and let him sniff her crotch before interacting with her. If he’s really into it, step away from the female.
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      4. Canadians are not different enough, you can’t even tell the difference between them and Americans right away. They’re higher up in the food chain. However, Mexicans have had quite some experience in this work area, especially in the south.
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      5. Yes, take action immediately!



    9. 209

      Re: Aussieone
      6. That’s a really tough one. Maybe God will tell me next time he appears to me in my dreams.
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      7. 20/20 is non-negotiable. Unfortunately, getting lasik is not an option either, since that’s mutilation, so I’m afraid you’re screwed.
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      8. I think the appropriate way would be by using their very own razor blades. If they’re not sharp enough, any blade will do.
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      9. As long as the gloves are impermeable and, of course, not made of leather, either, you should be fine. After all, it’s football!
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      10. Yes, the whole town, it’s all or nothing, and since nothing is not an option… Plus, it’s a community thing, otherwise it’s only half as much fun!



    10. 210

      Re: sushilover – Well when did this become about YOU? I figured you were gay or you wouldn't be so pissed off about this. You have the right to be gay. And I have the right to disagree with legalizing gay marriage. And no amount of you insulting or belittling or offending me will change my opinion. All you look like to me now is a bitter nasty hateful homosexual who wants to force everyone to agree with his lifestyle.



    11. 211

      Re: sushilover – You think I should die because I disagree with you on some points? How mature of you. As I stated previously, Ms. Prejean pretends to be something she's not (a Christian) and then hides behind religion. Can't you see that Carrie Prejean was completely unprepared for the questions asked at the pageant and is equally unprepared to answer questions during any interview. If you will reread my comment; I did call her a hypocrite! I am a Christian and I am FOR gay rights! Stop being so quick to judge others. You think I should die, too……..isn't that what Hitler and Stalin did…….kill all those oppossed to their dogma? Grow up you narcarcisstist fucktard. And may God bless! ;D
      R



    12. 212

      Re: Aussieone – Love it!!!



    13. 213

      Re: Aussieone – We are no longer under the law of the Old Testament (Romans 6:15). It was nice of you to do all that research but it really wasn't necessary. Christianity is salvation thru GRACE. It isn't something any of us deserve. And it doesn't make anyone is better then anyone else. Being a Christian doesn't mean you are suddenly perfect. We all struggle with our inner demons. And obviously Carrie has hers too. But that doesn't mean she isn't a Christian or that she's a hypocrite. If Christians are supposed to be saints, then we are ALL hypocrites.



    14. 214

      Re: ConservativeE – Perhaps we are wasting time trying to get sushilover to see things through our perspective. Wishing people dead doesn't do much for the gay cause. Poor sushilover……..obviously too stuck on himself and his beliefs to ever care that more than 5 billion other people on this planet disagree with him. We must feel pity for this undereducated bully. Ignorant, dumb and unable to make a valid point. Sad. By the way sushiboy……..give it 10 years and you'll be voting Republican! Psyche!



    15. 215

      This bimbo knows nothing about the Bible or God. I would love to see her actually questioned about the contents of the Bible. That would be worth the price of a ticket!



    16. 216

      The bible does mention mutilation and keeping modest. Im a model excuse dosent cut it, if you know that is part of the description why model? Its not like she had a gun held to her head..

      The reason you get implants are so you can show your "curves" not hide then under a sweater dumb ass!

      Being Gay is not a desease or a mental illness, its a not like you choose to wake up gay either. Its just falling in love with the same sex and we cant choose who we fall in love with. It just happens and because of people this dumb naive cow, gay people are sadly being descriminated in our society.

      What SHOULD matter in order to get married is being mature and ready to commit yourself to your partner for the rest of your life. Not the issue of sexual orientation or race. Love is Love!



    17. 217

      Re: Dogs Of Pompeii – lol give it 10 years and the Republican party will have split. The moderate Republicans are getting sick and tired of their right-wing religious nutjobs. It's only a matter of time…



    18. 218

      Re: Ze German – My original thought was that when people are younger, they are more inclined to join liberal, libertarians, democrats, etc. Later, you find that you are simply a pawn in the game of life and many people compromise their earlier ethic beliefs for greed and the love of money.



    19. 219

      Re: Dogs Of Pompeii – True, many people will compromise! But many people won't…



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      Death before dishonor!



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    22. 222

      All of you haters, are the biggest hypocrites of all. None of you fuckwits know anything about the Bible yet you conclude that Carrie is a hypocrite. No it is you who are the hypocrites alongside the fat idiot who runs this stupid site.
      I support Carrie Prejean 100%. She is against gay marriage and so am I. Gay people can have their civil unions, they can have their own 'marriage' and call it another name but leave normal marriage out of it. There needs to be some distinction between heterosexuals and homosexuals you know. If you gayboys want to marry and have kids the fuck a lesbo and be done with it.
      All of you who would like gay people to have normal rights as everyone else but then you make yourselves look like fucking idiots when you turn sexist and attack Carrie Prejean and call her every name under the sun. Idiots the lot of you.



    23. 223

      Re: Joss Tiss
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      Religion doesnt own marriage never did! Read a history book!
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      Gay folk arnt trying to marraige in your church's they want the same marriage recognition from the government that straights are granted. It has nothing to do with your stupid little church.
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      PS Your god is fake your church is stupid!
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      Your hero Carrie Prejean is a dumb bitch she needs to stop pretending she wrote a book and start reading some.
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      I cant wait for the video Michael Phelps made of Carrie Prejean and some random chick in vegas to come out. Michael Phelps release it!



    24. 224

      Re: Ze German
      (AKA VickyV)Good to see you also, I looked for posts from you wondered where you'd gone hope all is well and happy with you!
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      Your posts made me laugh.



    25. 225

      1 Corinthians 6:19-20

      Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.



    26. 226

      This slut has been banged so many times (b/c Jesus told her to) that her asshole and her twat look identical.



    27. 227

      Re: b a t k i s s – >GUESS

    28. FunMe says – reply to this


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      Gurl had more than an "opinion" … she actively went out and worked with NOM to deny others basic marriage equality rights.

      It truly is funny how karma works sometimes. Sometimes it hits you right in the butt faster than you can say "but it was my only tape!"

      When you criticize others when you aren't even close to what you say you are, you will have it come back to you.

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