Just A Typical Night Out With The Wifey

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On Saturday, November 14th, 2009, at the MOCA NEW 30th Anniversary Gala in Los Angeles, Speechless was played for the public for the first time.

It is a night that will never be forgotten!

[Photo by Michael Caulfieldvia Getty Images.]

    Posted: Nov 15, 2009 at 5:54 am / Email this  »

    222 comments to “Just A Typical Night Out With The Wifey”

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    1. 1

      I like GaGa. She just tries so hard.



    2. 2

      This woman is a freak and you are making fun of Katie Holmes? Guess she should have gone to Starbucks wearing those stupid blue plastic lips.

    3. Leto says – reply to this


      3

      You look fitter than ever Perezelle, congrats ! Gaga is just amazing as usual :D you two look lovely :)
      (BTW thanks for posting Telephone lately i cannot stop listening to it !!)



    4. 4

      Gaga looks gorg here! She is fierce.



    5. 5

      You are both as deluded as each other.



    6. 6

      Chucky's gonna be awfully mad that you stole his bride!



    7. 7

      Perez, what is wrong with your hand?? It looks all warty & wrinkly. Guess that's the hand you use to service yourself, eh?



    8. 8

      oh my fing god…you are seriously obsessed with this bitch….dude get a life please. She just using the gay community as a platform and when she's done she'll forget who yoyu are , trust me



    9. 9

      omg, Gaga… I saw "Speechless" on youtube… she's really amazing. when she's singing and playng on the piano i'm melting inside, love her



    10. 10

      That is my favorite song off the new album. Can't wait to see the music video. NoVA.



    11. 11

      Re: poloman85 – Very true. She's looking stupid as ever in this picture… just another talentless famewhore.



    12. 12

      Her whole look seems copies from Dale Bozio from the 80's group Missing Persons. I love Gaga, but her look is pretty much dead on Dale.



    13. 13

      i Cant wait for GaGa to perform on AmA's



    14. 14

      Yo perez you look great in this pic.



    15. 15

      ugh I don't like GaGa, she tries to hard to look like a freak. She just looks stupid



    16. 16

      perez u look amazing here!



    17. 17

      Perez are you having work done??? you look like nicole kidman in this photo.. perhaps you have lots of make up on… yeah thats it… and gaga looks like an idiot, but no need to point out the obvious



    18. 18

      Re: StinkyGoddess – Oh my god I just noticed that, it resembles ET's hand! Gag must really really hate herself when she wakes up in the morning if she actually feels she wants to wear the ridiculous wigs and theatrical make up and costumes all.the.time. You are both a laughing stock.



    19. 19

      lucky bastard :D



    20. 20

      EWW! What the fuck is wrong with your hand? GaGa does NOT look happy to be seen with you.



    21. 21

      I think Gagaloo is so beautiful. I have the biggest girl crush ever!! I love her style and the make-up in this picture is to die 4!



    22. 22

      who`s gives a shit.



    23. 23

      Perez you are looking goooood!
      Except for the hand. Is that yours? Its worse than Madonnas.



    24. 24

      This photo does nothing for either of your two PR's.

      Either GaGa is a man, and that's why in this picture, you look so undeniably satisfied with being ass fucked by Gaga's throbbing disco stick, that she hides all up in her self every performance.

      Or two, she is a she, and you're not gay…



    25. 25

      Why don't you ever shave, Perez? If your razor gets too clogged up then try Veet or something on your arms and legs, I promise you'll feel a lot more confident and fresh.



    26. 26

      What's up with the frayed edges of Gaga's shirt? If this was Project Runway, Nina Garcia would be all over that shit for it being unfinished. Hopefully it was part of the look that just doesn't translate in this image.



    27. 27

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    28. 28

      omg - just how big is your head Perez - and just how small must your Hispanic cock be. Jay Leno is missing his chin and Tom Cruise is missing his teeny peenie



    29. 29

      sooo 2 out of the 3 new posts are about GaGa… talk about mind control… jeez



    30. 30

      A wannabe who got to be. And Gaga is doing exactly what Madonna did except cocaine fast. She's taking anything that is underground and exploiting it to the general public and calling herself a poineer.

      However, I want to see what she has 5 years from now besides a deviated septum.



    31. 31

      Gaga is a true, timeless artist. Perez, thank you for giving her publicity.



    32. 32

      Well at least your outfit wasn't hideous this time!



    33. 33

      Is that Kirk Doulgas' hand out the end of your sleeve perez? wtf



    34. 34

      gaga izz hawt!



    35. 35

      Wow, that's Lady Gaga? Didn't even recognize her. I like her makeup, reminds me of the Nightmare Before Christmas. haah. In a good way. :)



    36. 36

      I love her blue lips!



    37. 37

      I like Lady GaGa but she tries too hard. I know she is going after the SHOCK value, but sometimes people get tired of the shock. Believe it or not she will end up losing fans when they just get tired of her being over the top at every single moment. That she just can't be herself for one moment. A large number of fans need to feel that personal connection with an artist. The interviews I have watched of her, made me not like her so much as a person. She sounded like she was off her rocker. You can only like crazies for so long and then you dump them until they act sane again (ask Britney). You see her earlier performances with a band and go "wow" what a sweet chick, is that HER under all that GaGa? Maybe she should show a bit of herself once in a while. Go to Samolia, no wig, no makeup in a tank top and cargo pants, be what is under all that GaGa and go make a difference with some starving/sick kids. It would do her a world of good and people will see that there is something REAL under all that.



    38. 38

      She's gotta lay off the Smurfs.



    39. 39

      Re: ForeverWyld – i agree with you completely.



    40. 40

      1. She is not your 'wifey' - and sooner or later she will distance herself from you when she realizes that any association with you diminishes any credibility that she may have.
      2. You both look like idiots.

    41. Tze says – reply to this


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      lady gaga looks awesome!



    42. 42

      Vote for Gaga X Britney on Fuse TV for best video
      Gaga is losing for Brit, we have a few hours left so please VOTE!!!

      HELP Lady GaGa in the FUSE TV contest for Best Video!

      Search in google to find the site:

      fuse tv you chose the best

      You can Vote as many times as you want

      THAAANKS FANS OF LADY GAGA!!!



    43. 43

      ALSO MAYBE GET A REAL JOB AND GET YOU HEAD OUT OF GAGA ASS



    44. 44

      Beautiful wife Perez!
      =)



    45. 45

      GORGEOUS!!! You two are PERFECTION!



    46. 46

      if nothing else, it looks like you have pants on this time



    47. 47

      Re: LAFonda22 – i SO AGREE 100%



    48. 48

      get over yourself



    49. 49

      I know understand why she was wearing all those stupid outfits that hid her face. She has obviously had plastic surgery. She is not near as fug as before, but the lips are stupid. I also hope that is a glove on your hand or it needs to be amputated.



    50. 50

      You two look great



    51. 51

      I now understand why she was wearing all those stupid outfits that hid her face. She has obviously had plastic surgery. She is not near as fug as before, but the lips are stupid. I also hope that is a glove on your hand or it needs to be amputated.



    52. 52

      Perez basically made Gaga famous.



    53. 53

      Why does she always have to look so weird?

    54. njlou says – reply to this


      54

      1995 called, Perez. It wants its shirt back.



    55. 55

      A night that will never be forgotten? But I've already forgotten it.



    56. 56

      Remember my friends it is not cool, marvi, progressive or fantastic to be gay. It is an abomination. Please aspire to be more than this fat loser Perez is. Being gay is just wrong.



    57. 57

      You look really good there. She, however, looks like a douche.



    58. 58

      Both of u r fuckin annoying !!!!



    59. 59

      I think personal attacks are the lowest common denominator, so I'll just say that Perez looks good and leave it at that.



    60. 60

      She looks nice there.



    61. 61

      she's so ugly, i could puke! btw: you're always talking bout celebs whose dresses/make up you don't like but U've never mentioned a negative thing about this…how should i say it…hermaphrodite. shame on you, perez!



    62. 62

      It was forgotten before your nose entered Gaga's ass.



    63. 63

      You're looking a little grinchy again in this picture… Hmm.
      You don't look fat, but you DON'T look good.



    64. 64

      Lady GAGA ISSSSSS the Business!!!! You can get into the music industry too!!
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    65. 65

      Perez, you do look good, except that hand!!
      Get Serious About Your Music!
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    66. 66

      "Wifey" looks as if she just made her "performance art" debut in the "Night of the Living Dead". "Performance art" always makes me think of mimes……which I hate. Perez, you look so smug. You used to be such a breath of fresh air…….now we have to read idiotic statements such as "amazeballs", "gagaloo", etc. You and wifey make me "gagaloo"!



    67. 67

      When you don't have really talent, you must resort to looking stupid!!



    68. 68

      Holy crap, Mario. What happened to your right hand? That's one nasty looking claw. That's one ugly dude you're out with. You should be a little more discriminating in your choices of drag queens.



    69. 69

      I wouldn't go out with anybody if they looked like that..



    70. 70

      So perez how much is Gagas label paying you to like her??
      Too much i would say



    71. 71

      Re: Spindoc – Agreed! Love her but she is totally copying Dale Bozzio. She trying to come off as if this look is new and her own



    72. 72

      You look good when you're subdued. She looks kinda normal.



    73. 73

      You know what? A thought just crossed me. If she wore absolutely no makeup and normal clothes I bet we wouldn't even know it's her. I wonder if thats her way of being able to live a "normal" life too. One day she just wants to not be hounded by photogs and she goes out with her natural hair and normal outfit and no one knows any different. Because really I saw that video of her on boiling points and I barely knew it was her AFTER it was pointed out to me. Just a thought, i'm probably wrong but it's interesting.



    74. 74

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeesss i'm so jealous. GaGa is amazing.



    75. 75

      I can't BELIEVE how AMAZING you look, Perez! I think the new, tighter bod looks uber fierce!
      And GaGa is STUNNING as always.
      I love her make-up!!



    76. 76

      Re: Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness
      well zhitfukzhitfukzhit
      …we don't care about da wiggz….
      or da makeup…her muzic iz da….
      ……………..bomb………………..
      all dat matterz..heheheheheeeeeeeeee
      perez….u look great ztandin next 2.her♥♥
      xpxpxpxpxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox



    77. 77

      You look like a real couple! :)



    78. 78

      OMG PEREZ WTF IS WRONG W UR HAND?!?!?!?!??!??! AHHHH GROSS.



    79. 79

      Um, why is no one else commenting on what the FUCK is going on with Perez's hand????



    80. 80

      why dont you talk about her nose job???

    81. DaLa says – reply to this


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      Spindoc called it, Dale Bozzio. Except underneath all the bad flash Dale Bozzio was a centerfold. Gaga is a fug, but slightly more talented than Bozzio. To bad she had to resort to techno crap and costumes just to get a record deal.



    82. 82

      Re: illputitinya
      That nose has shrunk so much in the last 4 months
      But gaga has her dildo so far up his ass
      he wont mention



    83. 83

      You're so damn lucky to count Gaga as one of your personal friends, Perez… She's amazing!



    84. 84

      I love her confidence!
      Can't wait till she comes to Ottawa!!!!!!



    85. 85

      who's the WIFEY PEREZ YOU? hehehehe, I LOVE GAGA SHE'S AMAZING.



    86. 86

      Can't she afford a decent WIG by now? Geez that frizzball looks so raggedy. Speaking of hair, Poor Perez shouldn't have made fun of all those celebs that are losing it. By the state of his receding hairline, he will be bald in two years time. Karma is a Bitch. They both need new stylists, BTW. Cheap and tacky. The Haus of GaGa is LAME!!



    87. 87

      you 2 are sweet friends!! :-)



    88. 88

      Wow Perez you are looking quite dapper these days. So glad you got rid of the orange hair. Dark suits you better.



    89. 89

      EWW RIDICULAAAA UGLY GAGA!

      =0 PEREZZZ YOU LOOK GREATTT!



    90. 90

      Living dead girl.
      Ridiculous.



    91. 91

      In this pix gaga reminds me of klaus nomi.



    92. 92

      She's not your fucking wife and you did not discover her. Hell. she probably finds you annoying as hell.



    93. 93

      Re: Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness – go look up the video of her on boiling points. she was pretty unremarkable looking in it.



    94. 94

      i've got that batwing hoodie from AA too! all the sparkles come off it though :0



    95. 95

      i want to like her but you blow so much smoke up her ass it's just too much



    96. 96

      LMFAO! That is a hilarious image.



    97. 97

      She looks like she was blowing a Smurf..very unattractive, not edgy, not fashion forward just dumb.



    98. 98

      Man, she was doing so good w/o makeup and now this.



    99. 99

      Re: LAFonda22 – EVERYONE makes fun of Katie Holmes.



    100. 100

      Lady GaGa is a poster-girl for Mind Control, a puppet who embodies exactly what the public represents in the eyes of the elite: mindless drones, mannequins, remote controlled robots, hypnotized degenerates incapable of thinking coherently.

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