We can add this Freudian pleasure twist to the mix and bump him up to revolting!
One that looks like his daughter!!!
A former owner of the most renowned strip joint in NYC, Elliot Osher claims that when he was in charge of Scores and Michael would drop in, Poppa Lohan had some specific requests for the kinds of girls he wanted to see and the demands looked familiar. Elliot insists:
"Lindsay Lohan's father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door."
Even this kind of press was too much for Mikey, as he denies ever having any girls dance for him while visiting the establishment.
What'd you all do, play Yahtzee?
C'mon, Mike. At least if you are going to lie, come up with a decent story! Don't expect us to believe you went to a boobie brothel and didn't see any tittays!
But for Lindsay's sanity, we hope you aren't requesting Lindsay-Look-Alikes. It's sick and wrong and much more that Lilo could possibly handle.
[Image via WENN.]