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As If Michael Lohan Weren't Already Disgusting…

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We can add this Freudian pleasure twist to the mix and bump him up to revolting!

Sources are suggesting that Michael Lohan, father and public defender betrayer of Lindsay Lohan, seeks out a certain kind of stripper when he heads to the clubs.

One that looks like his daughter!!!

Ewww!

A former owner of the most renowned strip joint in NYC, Elliot Osher claims that when he was in charge of Scores and Michael would drop in, Poppa Lohan had some specific requests for the kinds of girls he wanted to see and the demands looked familiar. Elliot insists:

"Lindsay Lohan's father once sat down and described the kind of dancer he was looking for. We sent some girls over. Funny, they all seemed to look like Lindsay. We ended up having to show him to the door."

Even this kind of press was too much for Mikey, as he denies ever having any girls dance for him while visiting the establishment.

What'd you all do, play Yahtzee?

C'mon, Mike. At least if you are going to lie, come up with a decent story! Don't expect us to believe you went to a boobie brothel and didn't see any tittays!

But for Lindsay's sanity, we hope you aren't requesting Lindsay-Look-Alikes. It's sick and wrong and much more that Lilo could possibly handle.

[Image via WENN.]

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44 comments to “As If Michael Lohan Weren't Already Disgusting…”



  1. 1

    These guys are sick. Couldn't they had said 'they looked jsut like his ex Dina' instead of Lindsay. After all, she looks just like her mom!



  2. 2

    Maybe he was thinking Dina….



  3. 3

    while i hate this guy as much as anyone else, lindsay happens to look exactly like her mother. i think this is unfair..



  4. 4

    Dina, duh.



  5. 5

    wow thats fucked.



  6. 6

    Lindsay looks just like her mother, let's assume he sticks with the same type. He is chasing after his ex look-alike, not his daughter. This story is disgusting and stupid.



  7. 7

    Well, in fairness, and not to defend him, but that would also mean they look like his Ex Wife.



  8. 8

    Re: LizardKinG

    Please, god, let this be the case. It's still creepy, but not AS creepy.



  9. 9

    eww hes so disgusting as a father, a man and a human! poor lindsay :P



  10. 10

    Obviously that is his type - Lindsay looks just like her Mother, Dina!



  11. 11

    Umm…. maybe it's just that Lindsay looks like your run-of-the-mill stripper.



  12. 12

    If Lindsay snapped and killed her father, I'd say she was justified at this point.



  13. 13

    MAJOR EWWWWWW !!!!! SICK, GROSS ! … POOR LINDSAY



  14. 14

    duhhhh people…..lindsay looks like Dina therefore ofcourse the girls will resemble Lindsay….there wasn't much thought put into that reading about Michael or was there. Slander Slander Slander…..essentially the reading is indicating he's got the hots for his daughter and that's grounds for a day in court for the writer. Watch what you say…..serious underlying accusations….



  15. 15

    :/ Come on people, Dina looks like Lindsay… i think this is waaay too much.



  16. 16

    OMG! What a dirtbag

    www.yenta911.com

  17. Laury says – reply to this


    17

    Has he been hanging out with Joe Simpson? Because these two sick fucks seem to like their daughters a little too much… I'm not a big Lindsay fan, but what did she do to deserve such fucked up parents???



  18. 18

    Re: PopForBreakfast – KUDOS, I was thinking the SAME thing! Men dig the same types. Im not trying to defend this fool, just being SMART!



  19. 19

    Or one could also say: he was just looking for a girl looking like Dina… a bit younger! Ur twisted mind



  20. 20

    Starlit - you said exactly what I was thinking. It's just the press giving it the spin they want



  21. 21

    Lindsey, Dina, tomato, tomahto - who the fuck cares? That family is so severely demented. I wouldn't have been more surprised than if the dude had sent Ali over.



  22. 22

    Whether this story is true or not, Michael Lohan is already at the very bottom of the barrel.
    Sad dysfunctional family .. who can't wait to go public with all their issues!



  23. 23

    Much respect for the adult entertainment community! It shows that Michael is not even welcome in strip joints and thats pretty low. Everyone is disgusted with Michael.



  24. 24

    Im surprised Lindsay has not killed her self already being rasied by these scum bags for parents.. sick-o



  25. 25

    Where's the jazz hands??



  26. 26

    Lindsay looks like Dina and Dina is obviously his type because he married her. Obviously he's requesting Dina look-alikes.

  27. klkl says – reply to this


    27

    I agree, she looks like her Mom, this one is a bit much.



  28. 28

    he's a pervert



  29. 29

    I agree he probably wasn't looking for a Lindsey look a like he is attracted to her mother kind of like the Hogans where they each still seek out younger versions of themselves not their kids. There really isn't anything weird about that.



  30. 30

    i dont believe this shit for a second, give me a fuckin break.



  31. 31

    why did they have to show him the door? because of the girls he picked? chances are, they did not look like lindsay…this is all so stupid!



  32. 32

    O_o Sooooooooo fuckin' creepy if it's true! However, I wonder that no one thought how Lindsay looks an awful lot like her mom. Maybe ML just has a certain
    "type" he likes (blonde and trashy)?



  33. 33

    Duh she looks like her mother. People are so stupid.



  34. 34

    Lamest blog post ever… Don't waste my time with this shit.



  35. 35

    It's not that they looked like Lindsay, but female versions of himself.



  36. 36

    As sick as this sounds….Lindsay looks like her mom and Dina was obviously his type at one time since he married her. Maybe he's just looking for a young Dina.

  37. @v@ says – reply to this


    37

    How long ago WAS this, anyway? I thought he was remarried. What would a decent married man be wanting with a strip joint? Never mind.

  38. @v@ says – reply to this


    38

    Perhaps he would be better served focusing on saving HIMSELF.



  39. 39

    I loathe the man, but to be fair, his ex-wife, DINA, looks exactly like Lindsay, so maybe he wants Dina-clones.



  40. 40

    Uh-huh, and you didn't inhale when you smoked weed either, did you?



  41. 41

    As soon as i read this i thought "lindsay looks just like her mom. he probably wanted a girl that looked like Dina" so I clicked on the comments to give this little bit of insight and was happy to see that everyone else had pretty much said the same thing already. its good to know there are more people who had my train of thought than the nasty idea suggested by these strip club owners. honestly we all thought of his ex wife right away but that didnt occur to anyone in the club? wake up people! maybe the people in that club are just TOO used to perverts. sad if thats the case. the club is rotting the owners brains. LOL i hate michael as much as the next person but i dont buy that he was looking for his daughters double instead of his ex-wife's. i dont buy it cause it would just be too sick even for that douche



  42. 42

    this is as sick as Perez fawning over tween boys!! PEDO'S ARE BECOMING MAINSTREAM PEOPLE…SICKNESS!! absolutely disgusting people!!



  43. 43

    sick!!!!



  44. 44

    If this is true and if you think that "It's sick and wrong and much more that Lilo could possibly handle. ", why are you posting this story? I thought you'd changed your tune and were being less mean to Lindsay Lohan lately,Perez, given how much sh1t she seems to be getting lately. Give her a break, please. I don't care about Michael Lohan either way, but I do wonder if this story is even true…