John Mayer On Gay Bars!
And he's the expert!
In an attempt to diffuse his alleged man-smooch at a Palm Springs gay bar last month, John Mayer dishes on his love of dance-friendly establishments and why he's above all that macho, lady-lovin' shiz!
He says:
“If you are a man in life and you haven’t gone to a gay bar, you haven’t really danced. Because you’re talking about a bar full of men without that dumb, alpha-male, ego, pushing, shouldering… you can actually have a great time without worrying in this sort of alpha-dog defensive position of like, who's over here, who's gonna try and come up, and who's gonna talk shit, and who's gonna do this and do that. You can actually just go and have a great time. We did have such a great time, to hear that somebody had written a story that I was getting kisses planted on me, it just sort of reduces it to that real stereotypical…you know that's why I wrote, after that I was like nobody's more aggressive than drunk white chicks. They're terrible.”
Yes, he's gone over and beyond any stereotypical straight boy demeanor!
And we should know!!!
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John Mayer likes the cock
First?
And I heard that gay bars were actually fun, so maybe he's on to something?
This is so true, my older brother is gay. After his birthday one night he took me to one of the gay clubs and John Mayer is right - you feel free, like your not being judged and you don't have to worry about getting into a fight or anything. I don't know if this is the same feeling that gay guys have though…
Love John Mayer, wish more straight guys were like him!
Just admit it John…you like cock up your ass more than you like pussay on your tongue.
Ahh —but a drunk white chick with a big fat strap on would turn your crank now wouldn't it John Boy.
he does have a point on the alphamale thing… but I do think he wouldnt mind some cock
"Your body is a wonderland" makes me think of lazy Sundays to come.
Ugh, Perez… get over your "kiss" with him. You're the worst!! He's just not that into you.
Can you say; GAY, GAY, GAY!!!
I LOVE John Mayer!! He's brillant when it comes to music, he's hilarious, and he's honest. I think John is very real and unchanged by fame. And why does everyone think he's gay?? Have you seen how many girls he's dated??
It sounds like he's into cock to some degree for sure.
maybe just curious …and Still..
im a girl and thats exactly why I love dancing in gay bars too.
"He's gone over and beyond any stereotypical straight boy demeanor!"
Well, that's because he's not a stereotypical straight boy.
He's right
John Mayer is like the 17 year old gay kid that gets some chick pregnant. We all know that he fantasizea about Monster Cock when he is hammering on his grandma-vag. And John, I think that you look retarded with the whole arm tattoo thing and the groomed chest area. You are the epitome of a MetroSexual. Ick. Nast.
He is absolutely right! Good for him if he doesn't have a problem mingling and having a good time in a gay bar! If he said "oh heck nah I hate dancing in gay bars. I wouldn't be caught dead in there." It would be a problem and he'd be called a homophobe, I'm sure. Geez, can't win.
If I looked like John M. and went gay bar to "dance", it would take me about one week to have my own house, car and fat bank account. I bet he had a great time.
He said this like a month ago, way to keep up with the pace. I don't think he's gay. I think he's really comfortable with his sexuality and likes to have a good time without having drunk broads all over him every minute of his life.
Hey, not all straight white chicks are into Johnson Mayer.
This guy is definitely bisexual at least. He may have dated a lot of women yes but also being with guys means he's not straight. Nothing wrong with being straight, gay, or bi. Just own it. Why does he have such a problem admitting he likes men too? And as for his opinion on bars: gay bars are great for dancing in- but thats all he had to say. He didnt need to go on to bash straight bars. That to me sounds like he's trying to hard to convice us of something. Because straight bars can be fun to dance in too. I don't know what kind of highschool childish places he's going to but my male friends and husband can go out and dance without "alpha dog pushing shit talking & worrying about who else is there". Thats not manly thats childish. I know lots of guys who have fun @ straight bars. He could've just said gay bars are fun dance spots. The end. The rest was just him showing he doesnt know that much about straight bars. Which just convices me further he's bi. Just admit it already. Who cares.
I actually like what he said–but he's still a self absorbed douche.
Re: didntneedtoseethat – I'm not. Self-absorbed pretty boy = boring!
did he mention he had a dildo up his ass?????
Maybe he's being honest, maybe he's trying to spin something. Who knows. He makes a good point either way. Gay bars are awesome if you go in with the right mentality.
He is 100% correct. I wonder if he has ever shook his booty at the ReBar in Seattle?
Thou dost protest too much Mr John Mayer. Anyways - gay bars are spectacular and beyond fun many agree. While some of us "white chicks" get a little feisty when we've had a bit much to drink, alcohol can turn anyone into an aggressive douche-nozzle regardless of race.
Out of anger I once told a 6" something, 250+ lbs stranger I would break his shins… courtesy of my first encounter with hard liquor. If only I had sparked a joint that evening, I wouldn't have acted like such a drunk brat and could've possibly made a friend to start a gardening club with. Maybe John Mayer should join a book club and do something other than read about himself.
Id ask the chicks he has dated ..theyd know what he does or doesnt like in sex. They wont tell i suppose.
The best date I ever went on-they guy took me to a gay bar. The first thinkg we saw was a drag queen show then we got really drunk and was snorting cocaine in the "mens" bathroom where most of the drag queens were better looking than I was and talk about some fierce fashion!! Pink patent leather minis!! Black bodysuits on boys!! Then we danced until the place closed. And we are saying the same thing as John Mayer-never have I danced and felt so alive than in that mound of human flesh, hot, sweaty, and getting down to the rhythmic techno music. And I am a straight female!! Best time I have ever had on a date. Probably the best time I ever had out ever!!
Word! John knows what's up and where to dance and how much fun it is. I bet he and Mika would hit it off..and the babies would be beautiful..
I'll drink to that. And I am a female. The music is better too. Plus it helps when it's your relatives are the ones you are with and you know everyone in the place. Good times!
I think this makes him very cool and relaxed and comfortable about being straight. Good for him.
Why is it so complicate for a straight man to have or have not kissed another guy in a gay bar? It doesn't mean anything sexual if it's just a friendly kiss. The important thing is to know your limits, and make yourself clear if someone imagine you indeed don't really have limits.
I agree! I actually went on a date with a guy to a guy bar and we had a blast.
Drunk WHITE chicks? - Racist f**k.
when did he become such a jackass?
He actually has a point. I am a straight female, and I love male gay bars. Sometimes people go to clubs, just to dance and have fun…not to hook up ALL THE TIME! It gets annoying when you're constantly harrassed, and then suddenly have the urge to just leave. This is why MOST of the time, I avoid the social scene altogether!
he is totally right!! deal with it bitchez!!
Re: LittleKitty –
He is not bashing straight bars. He's being HONEST! How many time have you been to a bar without worrying about being haraassed by some douche? And I have witnessed women completely wasted, throwing themselves at men, and 'boinking' them in the john! How disgusting! I feel that you can have a great ime with out being wasted, and hooking up. Gay bars are nothing like that! They're spectacular! FYI, just because a man is comfortable with his sexuality does not make him gay or bi. I commend him for his honesty!
Gay bars are so much fun but it sometimes appears that he says these things to stay relevant in the biz. He has a track record of desperate fame-whoring. I just don't trust his intentions…ever!
Hes actually got a point.. im a straight woman but i love to go to gay bars and club cause there's less drama, with both men and women.. They are there to dance and have fun without all the fights..
Re: TaurusWarrior – I guess I just go to a better class of bar than you. There are a lot of straight bars where everyone is not wasted and I've never seen someone "boink" in the bathroom. I have no trouble going out without being worried about harassing people in the bar. Dont get me wrong gay bars are great fun places. All I'm saying is straight ones can be great too. This guy didnt have to slam staight bars to defend his trip to a gay one. It makes me think he's a little TOO defensive
thats why all straight people love gay clubs
and then they become straight clubs
John needs to just leap his ass out the closet already! I don't a straight man, I mean a REAL straight man who is going to deliberately go to a gay male club. Unless they are there to gay bash. Alpha ego or evolved no straight man goes out their way to party with gay men. John get the fuck out of here and wipe the cum off your mouth buddy.
Re: ishmishm – A woman going to a gay bar and a man going to a gay bar ARE NOT THE SAME THING! women actually go out to have fun at clubs and bars. Men are always looking to score so a man going to male gay bar is looking for………..wait for it…………COCK!
yup he's gay. oh and perez when he said "some one" wrote a story….he waz talking about you!!!!