Snoop Is Pimpin On Wallstreet, For The Children
What an amazing role model!
The lesson to be learned here, kids, is if you can write a catchy tune where you can find words that rhyme with bitch or weed or can just make clicking noises with your teeth, you too can be successful. We kid. We kid.
Snoop Dog was invited to Wall Street this morning to ring the famous bell at the New York Stock exchange. (Why not? It's not like there is a lot going on over there. Thank you depleting economy!)
The event is suppose to be a gesture to young people to encourage them to enter the business world. From there, Snoop went to participate in the annual Mentoring Madness event. He teamed up with business leaders to give a speech on the importance of entrepreneurship.
Because when we think Snoop , that is the first word on our mind.
There wasn't anyone else available to tell these kids how to grow up and be viable members of society? Has it really come to this?
Next, you'll be telling us that Amy Winehouse is running the AA meetings down at the YMCA.
Might as well!
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Oooh my man Snoop will not like this Perizzle Shizzle
Always stylin…he looked pretty at the Melbourne Cup too
Snoop is a kool kat—You on the other hand are a tiny little piece of shit that's been stuck in the hairy ass crack of a 400 pound man perez.
make clicking noises with your teeth??
huh?
Oh, oh I know,…why don't we let YOU, Perez be a mentor instead. You can teach kids how to like a retard, be hated by everyone, be a fame whore, a wanna be celebrity, how to whine like a bitch and coward like one too and maybe you can teach all the kids to be gay,..cause gay is like so the new black and oh, oh let's not forget, you can teach everyone how to make a living by bad mouthing everyone around you and never having to work a fucking day in your fat fucking gay life. Perez, you are a loser and Snoop is waaaaay above your fucking site,…it's Snoop biotch! Watch your mouth. This man has talent, which you really, really don't hunny. Oh and may I remind you that the celebs that act like they like you,…well, they DON't,..they just pretend they do so that you don't spew venom about them on this shit site. So, all in all,…..STFU!
Being a successful entrepreneur and being a good person/role model have absolutely NOTHING to do with each other. No mater, no can deny Snoop is a brilliant entrepreneur.
HE STILL HAS HAIR?
At least Snoop is doing something viable and not just trolling his blog for straight underage boy celebrities to masturbate to perezpuss.
I say thanks to Snoop for taking the time to meet with young people and help steer them in a positive direction.
I think he looks impressive! I mean, this guy used to look like a street thug. I think him and 50 Cent are slowly catching that you'll never be a class citizen until you dress properly. Kuddoes!
I'd rather make clicking noises with my teeth than slurping noises with my mouth.
Whatever
YOU HOLIER THAN THOU SO-AND-SO. Who the hell do you think you are, always judging other people?? STFU!!!!