Levi Johnston Is A Tease!

How dare you toy with our emotions like this!

It has been revealed that Levi Johnston's Playgirl shoot will NOT be showing full-frontal nudity!

Both Levi and his manager, Tank Jones, previously said that he would be showing off all the goods, but the pictorial was shot last week and Daniel Nardicio, spokesman for Playgirl, says:

"We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them, but although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

Tragic.

Then we better see a whole lotta ass to make up for it!

[Image via Joseph Marzullo / WENN.]

Posted: Nov 17, 2009 at 10:15 am / Email this »

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40 comments to “Levi Johnston Is A Tease!”

buck says – reply to this

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perez seemes very obsessed with Levi
gossipfan26 says – reply to this

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EW hes ugly i don't want to see him naked
Mishca_b23 says – reply to this

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That's disgusting Perez… He doesn't even hit the top 1000000 of men I'd like to see naked.
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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Just wasn't in the cards.
Personally, I didn't want to see it.
Perez Smells His Skidmarks says – reply to this

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Didn't you see enough of Justin Bieber's peen last night pedo?
kaylo says – reply to this

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Ew! why are you so vulgar?
Willys Bong says – reply to this

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Who cares.Playgirl is a joke anyhow,not even allowed to show your peen rock hard,let alone a peen.BORING
beverly says – reply to this

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why are u so gross…
YOVANNI says – reply to this

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this guy has a small dick and can only get by in life with his kinda-semi-cute face.
RedWingsFan says – reply to this

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Now you gay guys know how i felt when that stupid bitch Heidi was in Playboy and didn't show anything but her belly button!
coco321 says – reply to this

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looking forward to seeing his sexy pics
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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No frontal nudity= no sale. Not interested.
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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Re: buck –

And you seem obsessed with Perez.
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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Re: RedWingsFan –

Agreed. If someone is going to pose nude, they need to show everything. Full nudes can still be classy.
nick1236 says – reply to this

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What really happened was LEVI could Not get it up for the camera.He intended to do a full frontal erection and then it went limp.And when his peen is Limp it looks very small.So theres a true story. Personally I was curious about how his peen would look.
I think most people will not want to see his pictures now.Me especially.And I'm a gay man.Most gay men buy Playgirl or subscribe to Playgirl online.And now most of us will not want to see Levi without showing his peen.This could of made Playgirl popular again and they blew it.
amish says – reply to this

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So then what's the point?
wsapnin says – reply to this

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SEPARATED AT BIRTH? He looks like the newly skinny Seth Rogan!
knitting nut says – reply to this

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Personally, I don't want to see him at all. Clothed or naked.
Curious Yellow says – reply to this

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There's this new tool in photograghy called "Photoshop", where professionals "doctor" pix. Only Bristol and his momma need to know that he's not Man-O-War. But I think he's right. He needs a little unknown; he needs everything he can get.
face_time says – reply to this

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Re: wsapnin –

Oh my god, he DOES! That's pretty funny.

And boo to him not showing the goods. If you're going to famewhore, go all out!
caroaber says – reply to this

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Wow. Common sense actually prevailed.
PrinceD says – reply to this

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playgirl sucks they never can get anyone to take it off i know i could get him to shoe everything
PalmSprings says – reply to this

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I feel ripped off! Tank promised, and Sexy Sarah even chastised him for doing "porn!" No full "Johnston?" What a waste of Playgirl's $25,000.
PrinceD says – reply to this

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show everything
bigray says – reply to this

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Oh, there has to be some "out-takes" that will surface that will show us his full peen!!!
UberBling says – reply to this

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ur a sick obsessed little man perez
Dark Phoenix says – reply to this

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Well too bad — now he's 100% useless. He must have a lil peen after all.
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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May be glimpses? Forget it then. Why would anyone buy the magazine?
booznbabes says – reply to this

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Poor guy's probably got a teeny peen…
BUTCH8844 says – reply to this

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I'M SO BUMMED I ain't going to get to see Johnson's Johnson. Did he get paid enough $$ to fork over some child support!?
Kodes100 says – reply to this

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Good for you Levi!

I am a gay man & would have liked to see you nude - but you need to do what you are comfortable with doing.

I wish you all the best with getting more access to your Son!
gillette717 says – reply to this

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Yeah.. seriously.. lame. No one is going to buy now. I really wanted to see it.. just out of curiosity Not that I would've bought the mag.. but I'm sure there would've been pics online.
gillette717 says – reply to this

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haha yeah come to think of it this is going to start rumours that he's got a small peen and that's why he only showed "glimpses".
lovinit69 says – reply to this

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ugh sad day =[ i agree perez he better show a lot of as!!!
Filsss says – reply to this

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Sad news! i though he was super hung
perezaddict87 says – reply to this

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i hope he shows his hole off now that would be hot!!!!
Low says – reply to this

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His peen is the only thing to see……. who cares about the rest.
Carlena says – reply to this

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wow - what a waste of time! if you're not showing the goods then why pose for a skin mag? SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo fucking lame!!!!!!
rekrab33 says – reply to this

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Maybe there isn't much down there!
TaurusWarrior says – reply to this

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Re: buck –

And you're obsessed with f*cking his "Almost' Mother-In-Law, Sarah Palin? So what else is new?