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Can Condoms Save The Earth???

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Is safe sex the solution to global warming????

The U.N. Population Fund announced on Wednesday that they will be distributing free condoms because they've noted that "women with access to reproductive health services… have lower fertility rates that contribute to slower growth in greenhouse gas emissions."

Now that we think about it… it makes sense!

The U.N. are hoping the widespread condom distribution will put a cap on the extreme growth in population the world is experiencing - which, according to statistics, will grow from 6.2 billion to 9.2 billion by 2050!

"As the growth of population, economies and consumption outpaces the Earth's capacity to adjust, climate change could become much more extreme and conceivably catastrophic," the U.N. stated in their report.

Safe the Earth and wrap it up!

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51 comments to “Can Condoms Save The Earth???”



  1. 1

    If only Satan would have worn one when he had sexy times with the jackal that gave birth to you…



  2. 2

    I hate when people say to "Save the Planet".
    The planet witll ALWAYS be htere. its US, humans, who needs saving from fucking ourselves up.
    The planes will clean and repair itself of any damage humans left.
    And the animals of the world and fish in the sea wont even know we were gone



  3. 3

    Who cares if they give them away free you still gotta use them which these dummies are not doing.



  4. 4

    Stop making so many babies people!!!!



  5. 5

    So basically there saying stupid people shouldn't breed? Totally agree lol



  6. 6

    Well if people would quit having like 20 children! I think there should be a limit put on people in this day and age considering the future is at stake. How about no more than 5… if you want more you can always adopt.



  7. 7

    HEY MARIO…PLEASE GET SLIMEY OR LADY GOO GOO TO PULL THAT HALF FILLED ONE OUT OF YOUR CORNHOLE !



  8. 8

    a lot of people wish your parents used condoms!!!!



  9. 9

    Wow. What a bunch of BS. Are we really supposed to believe that claim?



  10. 10

    Great, Mario. Blame global warming on women. Totally absolves you of any responsibility, doesn't it? Maybe you should quit farting. I hear gay dudes who have a lot of sex fart up a storm. You heard about the dairy cows, right?



  11. 11

    Fertility is a topic that should not be discussed by a homosexual, since they are part of the population that are not meant to have and raise biological children. Mario, since evolution already took care of your case, please, go back to your little notes about Linsay Lohan…that´s what you are in this Earth for.



  12. 12

    Re: lysapaul – he doesn't have sex!!!!!! who would do that????????????



  13. 13

    Since they are obviously talking about third world birth rates, not white western ones, it's called negative eugenics.
    Just keep 'em poor non whites from breedin', ( and draining the western
    world money and political power. )



  14. 14

    Since they are obviously talking about third world birth rates, not white western ones, it's called negative eugenics.
    Just keep 'em poor non whites from breedin', ( and draining the western
    world money and political power. )
    See Margaret Sanger



  15. 15

    More people should just do it in the booty instead.



  16. 16

    This is nothing new.

    Seems like another misguided U.N. program. This is a flimsy, short-term solution.

    It is a fact that the people who need birth control the most are unlikely to use it until WOMEN are EDUCATED and EMPOWERED to take control of their own bodies.



  17. 17

    its not global warming anymore…its called climate change…



  18. 18

    Aren't all the chemicals and shit we're throwing away causing low sperm counts and infertility? Keep polluting and the population growth will slow down, how ’bout that?



  19. 19

    FUCK THE U.N.

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    20

    Re: Sexsai – sorry it won't. the sun will burn down at some point and become a black hole which is going to swallow our universe. we're doomed either way.

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    21

    Re: memento mori – mhm.. you should read mail online at times - it's rather funny how the english procreate - every girl seems to be a mother at 16 there. and their government is aware that this is a problem - so i'm not that sure that they're adressing the "third world" alone.



  22. 22

    I wish straight people would understand that we gay are doing a great job at not making babies (though some of us still do). Gay is something life has provided for regularity.



  23. 23

    Re: LaDivina – If straights get to spout off on gay marriage all they want, why the fuck shouldn't gays talk about fertility?



  24. 24

    They should also try giving away free birth control pills/patches/rings/shots etc. Or tell insurance companies to stop fucking people who actually DO get these things on their own.



  25. 25

    CONDOMS could have saved the Earth ONLY if your FATHER was wearing one 30 years ago!



  26. 26

    this is so stupid… dont your realize what they are trying to do?

    we were destroying the world with our tv's then toilet paper, noww kids

    how about instead just tell the people they want to control the population… duh

    that is why Obama signed into a law that new planned parenthood buildings would be in MINORITY neighborhoods. that means 40,000 black and latino babies will die each year form abortion. if bush would have done this it would have been genocide, but because a mocha fellow is doing it is it helping the less fortunate.

    bullshit, when al gore stops eating meat ill think about saving the world



  27. 27

    I'm all for condos. I sure don't want any Mario poop on my weewee



  28. 28

    Re: Lady_Saccharine_Sweetness – so you want us to be china? you shouldnt be able to tell someone how many kids they should have. i realize some idiots have children and keep having them, but if i want 8 kids and i can take care of them i should be able to



  29. 29

    How sad, you've even gone the lengths to vomit political propaganda onto your website? Who's paying you? I thought this was a forum for unsubstantial, superficial and oddly enough funny celebrity bashing… but now you've gone the lengths of attempting to pollute the minds of our generation?!
    First of all, global warming is a FACADE which is now rightfully renamed to "climate change"… anyone who does the research for themselves knows this.
    And then you go the lengths to actually PROMOTE the UN's ultimate goal of population control, not to mention dumbing down our entire nation in regards to these issues? It is no wonder you're so popular in the media.. like I asked before, WHO PAYS YOU?

    What has America come to? Geez Perez, just give me something funny to lighten my spirits about where our nation is really headed. If you're spewing BS like this article… I'm sure you know what's coming, too… Why don't you use that for a blog post?



  30. 30

    Duh! Are people finally getting it? The global elite are on record for pleading for population control. Do people really think the whole abortion cause is about women's rights? The Rockafellers funded the movement back in the 60's as a means of population control. Why do you think they hawk vaccines so fevorishly? Are they that worried about your health? Then why do they lace the vaccines with the immune destroyer squalene, and the heavily toxic mercury and add the known carcinogen flouride to your drinking water? Wake up people and stop worrying about Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga…………..



  31. 31

    This is exactly why those disgusting Gosselins and Duggars and other narcissists disgust me. How selfish is it to reproduce you genes to such an extent and then to DEMAND that others pay for your litter of brats via either social services or TV shows? These selfish pigs are being rewarded for overpopulating the earth.
    *
    I recently saw a TV infomercial to "help the children"…..a family of four young boys living in poverty. Why are people having kids they can't take care of? That is not just irresponsible…it's child abuse. It's truly disgusting and I'm waiting for the day when these people will be ridiculed instead of given their own reality TV show.



  32. 32

    Re: sab1989 – And what does "taking care of them" amount to? Each child increases your family's carbon footprint. If "taking care of them" amounts to you paying a fine for any additional kids then sure. Just like firms who pollute the earth need to pay a fine to clean up their mess….if you have eight kids you need to pay a fine to clean up your carbon footprint (mess). That's what I'd like to see…a tax on having kids. You have more than two kids….pay a damn fine for the stress your extra offspring put on this earth. Damn selfish people who think their genes are so special.



  33. 33

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – I can understand people who love kids…then ADOOT. Birthing more than two kids per couple is completely selfish. However, adopting is truly a mitzvah. I would have no problem adopting and giving a child a good life.



  34. 34

    Too bad condoms are not biodegradable and billions upon billions end up in landfills causing further pollution to the Earth. If everyone weren't such sluts we could save the world from the overabundance of condoms polluting our water sources and soil as well.



  35. 35

    Nothing will stop people from making babies. It will go on until it kills us or destroys the planet or both.



  36. 36

    Um - you don't need to be a particle physicist to know that human breeding is destroying the world…



  37. 37

    Re: AnnInWonderland – LMAO!! I love you comment. Well said!



  38. 38

    Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – Sure its wrong to have soooo many kids and expect social services to pay for them with other peoples tax money, but as far as global warming comes into play.. they are literally going to take freedoms such as having children away from people, take away free market as well as our simple constitutional rights—–and now all of a sudden its starting to seem like a good thing to people??? birth quotas, population control?!?!?! NO! That is not okay!



  39. 39

    Just watch the Povich show and that answers all questions. Uneducated people procreating.



  40. 40

    So now you're going to tell the world how many children women can and cannot have wtf!

    This is just ridiculous already. Got to blame somebody and now women are getting the blame for it! STFU



  41. 41

    Most of the people in these blog comments are talking about how idiots shouldn't breed (implying that other people are idiots and we're not), and yet we're wasting our time on a website that makes us dumber by the second, including myself - Perezhilton.com. Congratulations America!

    Stop gossiping about celebrities, wake up and realize what's really going on!



  42. 42

    This sounds like a bunch of nonsense.



  43. 43

    Re: Dark Phoenix – You´re right. I am an active support of gay marriage. Millions of straight people are. It is shameful that we live in a country where this basic right is denied to people who are in love. However, the fact that gay people can´t and should not raise biological children is strictly humanitarian. There is nothing sadder in this world than a child longing for an absent parent. Trust me on this one, please.



  44. 44

    hey !! i've got an idea.. kill all the people !! that will do a lot more to "save the planet" than changing a lightbulb ! you go first, okay ?
    the eco-nuts are starting to reveal the truly demented ulterior motives behind their do-gooder facades.



  45. 45

    If you can't feed 'em…..don't breed em



  46. 46

    Have these people been to sex ed? We all know the effectivness of condoms. Why not give out real birth control. "Deprovera" Maybe there will be mothers less on wefare etc.



  47. 47

    I LOVE this! Now we just have to find a reliable way for these people to USE THEM! There is just no excuse in this day in age for unplanned pregnancies; well, at least in non-3rd world countries. I truly hope this helps everyone worldwide!



  48. 48

    no, i want more kids.. maybe they should just send everyone to space..



  49. 49

    Fuck the condoms! Somebody should make a cross between flu and ebola, and release it at a couple of airports… Oh, I just remembered, this is the plot of 12 Monkeys.



  50. 50

    funny article, i saw some cool prevent-global-warming stuff at kuuala.com



  51. 51

    that's the stupidest thing i ever heard! the earth will just have to adjust to care so many people.

    P.S. i think that we all be grateful if satan worn one when he had sexy times with the jackass that gave birth to you…..sorry but it's the truth