Did This Last Tour Make Me Look Fat?

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Robbie Williams has decided he will no longer have concert tours because of the terrible side effects he has endured because of them.

Robbie admits that he ends up "in rehab or fat" after every tour, so now he has had enough.

Here's a crazy idea: maybe use some of your millions of dollars for a touring trainer and actually pay attention long enough in rehab so you won't have to go back? That way, you can avoid these issues and still have a career.

Just a thought!

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Posted: Nov 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm / Email this »

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36 comments to “Did This Last Tour Make Me Look Fat?”

Pixie. says – reply to this

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BAH !! Time for this guy to retire !! Charm is gone !
kaykaybb says – reply to this

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That love tattoo is really, really, really, generic and therefore he sucks.
Canadiana* says – reply to this

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I'm going to guess that he has HATE tattooed on the knuckles of the other hand??? How unique.
beaker is my hero says – reply to this

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Hey leave Robbie Williams alone Perez! Quit being jealous of him. If he doesn;t want to tour then guess what - he doesn't have to! Find another celebrity to complain about
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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Re: Canadiana* – He does…
If u don't like Perez_why r u here says – reply to this

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He's a douche & always will be. Why do people waste their time with this asshole??
newfiechic says – reply to this

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He ends up in rehab or fat after touring?? Does this man have no self control?
PopForBreakfast says – reply to this

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Oh how I love to hear wealthy people whine… uugghh!
Perez Smells His Skidmarks says – reply to this

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Robbie Williams doesn't give a rat's ass what some cockgobbler thinks.
metrecht says – reply to this

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You obviously don't know anything about addiction. It's not as black and white or easy as you make it sound. I think it's wise to avoid situations that might make you slide back into old habits.
MichLuv says – reply to this

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gotta say, i agree with you 100% for once!
Starbella says – reply to this

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ha! rehab! i think that means his "programming mind control"

he has mpd…due to programming
Joshdukie says – reply to this

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I would think doing all those shows every night would keep you in shape rather then make you fat!
buffymybasset says – reply to this

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I love Robbie.. He doesn't give a shit what people think.. especially you Mario! lmao
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Surely, without Robbie Williams touring, this must open a door for Sliimy and the rag-tag assemblage of detritus known as Pumpkinhead Presents. Of course there's no likelihood they will sell enough tickets to buy food or drugs. They could wind up in rehab though, witness Ida Maria.
tigrrrlilly says – reply to this

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sometimes i think you invent these people. i have no idea who he is or why anybody should care. all you write about are these fake celebrities of unknown origin and teenagers. it's getting kind of boring.
ruin_sorbeez says – reply to this

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Dunno if you actually know this or not but he's bipolar. Like REALLY bad bipolar. Before you go making your usual comments for entertainment purposes please look into that black heart of yours and understand how hard it would be for you if you had that kind of career mixed with that kind of disease. There's only so much mean…..
epic says – reply to this

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ahh, perez/ghostwriter: are we feeling a little shallow today?
why have you been fat? because you have eaten too much mashed potatoes? that's the simple answer - the real one lays beneath.
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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THIS GUY IS THE BIGGEST JOKE EVER! I RECENTLY SAW A VIDEO OF HIM SINGING AND I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WAS AN SNL SKIT OR SOMETHING. HE IS SO OVER THE TOP CAMPY, BUT NOT IN THE GOOD WAY! CAN'T EVEN SING, DEFINITELY CAN'T DANCE AND HAS CRAZY EYES…WHAT GIVES? DON'T GET IT AT ALL…I'M THINKING BRITS JUST LOVE SHITTY MUSIC!
karencarpenter says – reply to this

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…"in rehab and fat!" Tell me about it.
smiley010992 says – reply to this

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He has an addiction to drugs and is bipolar, his health is way more important than touring.
PZ easy says – reply to this

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he obviously IS paying attention in rehab……. hence diverting away from activities which bring negativity and temptation!
John In Ely says – reply to this

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Perez knows all about fat…if you poked him with a safety pin, he would ooze mashed potatoes.
msmontreal says – reply to this

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Zombie Hitler, you are the greatest.
Kateedid didn't says – reply to this

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Re: tigrrrlilly – ba ha ha ha! LOVE IT! SOOO RIGHT ON!
msmontreal says – reply to this

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Meathead is jealous because he probably tried to "flirt" (by oinking and rubbing his rolls with Crisco in his regular mataing dance) and was told to go stick his cock in a light socket. What a brave, smart, and honest thing to say in light of people like you who think money must be worth selling out your physical & mental health and well-being. RW has famously said he couldn't care less if people download his music for free (to the horror of his record company) because he's got more money than he could ever spend in a lfetime. So yes, he absolutely needs to take career advice from an obese, ugly little clown sitting behind a computer with his new record at #1 in 17 countries and counting.
yehteehee says – reply to this

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i think maybe his comeback wasn't what he thought it would be and this is his out
yehteehee says – reply to this

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Re: PZ easy – i never got that unless your a raving addict in the height of your addition. It's not like you stop going outside cause you might get hit by a car.
RDylan says – reply to this

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Such a pitty,,,,I saw him at Jonathan Ross show and X Factor…it´s like he is scared, I dont know like he lost his mojo…He used to be fun and such a fantastic performer…too bad he wants to settle down and be borring like Gary Barlow now.
KANYEisDOUCHE says – reply to this

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Bitch please — Isn't this guy 33??? Madonna, at 51, had one of the most successful tours by any artist last year and she did not end up fat or in rehab. Get your nose out of the gutter my dear young lad.
D-INCARNATION says – reply to this

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IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S EYEBALLING P-NASTY'S SCHLONG…………
skally_wag says – reply to this

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nice JEDWARD hair
@v@ says – reply to this

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An artist should show his face to his fans and support his CD's. Why not book a Friday, Saturday and Sunday every month? Three nights times twelve months is 36 dates in a year, and that's not bad. Travelling for three days is like a welcome mini-getaway. He can do what he wants. Record companies don't shape those gruelling and grinding tours with the artist's needs in mind. The artist should take charge of what works for him, and the record company can like it or lump it.
eviiie says – reply to this

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STFU Perez, robbie is amazing, and his fans love him. He's a lot better than the trash you go round uporting and hes been around for years and has a huge fanbase.
abercrombiejt says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE A FUCKING AMERICAN. YOU HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT ROBBIE OR HIS MUSIC. HOW IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM WHEN ALL YOU TALK ABOUT IS FUCKING GAGA, SLIIMY AND OTHER FUCKED UP MUSICIANS. OH YEAH I HAVE TO REMIND YOU, GAGA DIDNT MAKE THE GRAMMYS, SHE ISNT GRAMMY MATERIAL ONLY FREAK SHOW MATERIAL.
Moogle80 says – reply to this

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Re: tigrrrlilly – FFS, just because you, some ignorant American who apparently doesn't know how to look across borders, haven't heard of him, doesn't mean he's 'made up'! He's better known throughout the world than most of your American rappers who are only famous because Americans buy their albums.