Like Jennifer Lopez Has Time To Make Death Threats!!!

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She is a part owner of one of the worst teams in the NFL, for crying out loud.

Ojani Noa, Jennifer Lopez's loser ex-husband, is trying to convince people that J.Lo is having him followed as well as sending him death threats because of his attempt to leak very personal information in the form of a mockumentary.

Are you for serious right now???

The dude's business manager, Ed Meyer, insisted:

"She's having him followed. We just ran the license plate of the car . . . and it goes directly back to Jennifer Lopez. Ojani's scared."

Of course, when Camp J.Lo was questioned about this, her lawyer just labeled Ojani "paranoid" as the person tracking him is just a process server trying to serve him some legal papers.

Ah, so you are making shit up and avoiding the legal ramifications of being a tool. Now we got it!

But honestly, if all you have to get your name out in the tabloids is a made up death threat claim, we think it's time to give up.

We bet Jon Gosselin gets thousands of death threats a day, but you don't hear him using them to get press time.

It's time to get more creative!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Nov 18, 2009 at 3:30 pm / Email this  »

    24 comments to “Like Jennifer Lopez Has Time To Make Death Threats!!!”



    1. 1

      first

    2. CHA says – reply to this


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      Yawn



    3. 3

      im guessing he doesnt have to try to hard,, he did manage to get himself in your stupid ass website,, didnt he???



    4. 4

      Actually, technically speaking Jennifer Lopez doesn't own any part of the Miami Dolphins– it's in Marc Anthony's name.



    5. 5

      You know nothing of football douche bag. I'm not a huge Miami Dolphins fan..but wtf? Worst teams in football? No way! They may have a 4-5 record but they play really hard every game and lose some close ones. Stupid ass. Don't comment on sports ever again.



    6. 6

      Yes, but she has those nasty clams helping her.

    7. BBGUN says – reply to this


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      Re: ohjessicadoes

      Thank you!! Perez you need to shut your mouth on subjects you know nothing about. If that were the case, you'd hopefully remain silent.



    8. 8

      He is such a loser! Love J.Lo!



    9. 9

      BORING! Ojani, get a life, get a job and stop trying to live off Jennifer! Deja de ser tan cara de tabla, Ojani! Por tu vida, caballero!



    10. 10

      What do you mean she has no time? She isn't doing anything! Also, I dont think anyone with her car can serve someone with legal papers.. why are you on her side??



    11. 11

      I didn't even read it… I am just wondering why she is on here… what has she done lately?



    12. 12

      Everyone knows Jennifer can play VERY DIRTY to get what she wants….even shutting up an ex husband. I wouldn't put it pass her…..



    13. 13

      JLo aka MV's day of reckoning is coming at a fast pace. She is scared and she should be.



    14. 14

      It's a shame she had to pay someone to sing her music for her. Poor Jennifer "MV" Lopez. The world is going to find out she is nothing but a talentless guttersnipe.



    15. 15

      UMMM The Dolphins are not nearly the worst in the NFL, what about the teams they beat? Aren't you from Miami?



    16. 16

      I would put nothing past anyone who has power and money because once used to it, they'll do anything to retain it. He has been a thorn in her side and I'm sure she's sick of it and wants to end it completely. Ojani, no matter how much I'd love to know what he's so willing to say, is a loser. After all this time, get a life far beyond JLO and be a man and do something real with your life. But really, Jennifer, you married this first husband so you reap what you sow.



    17. 17

      She's too busy being Cartman's hand.



    18. 18

      i believe it.. bitch is a major diva and thinks she owns everyone so yeah, i can see it being true



    19. 19

      Re: SWEETPIECE! – Office of Special Affairs…kind of like the Stasi without the fun sense of humour



    20. 20

      Can't wait for that call!! Hang in there bg. It will happen! yn ym 46 mssssssss

    21. @v@ says – reply to this


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      Then he should quit leaking personal stuff like an ethicless douchebag. He could quit acting like a bottomfeeder. He had an agreement. He should get a job, go audition himself. He needs to quit parasiting off of a decades ago relationship like some kind of bad news barnacle. If he is being followed, he would know that is par for the course when another party is gathering evidence for a court case.



    22. 22

      Like the "Bitch Please!" on the picture, LOL!



    23. 23

      Maybe Mark is behind it? If this is true then she should be accountable. If it's not true then what's the problem. Legally she can't stop this guy from writting a book that is not against the law even if he mention's her in the book. He will however have to be careful how he word's it but other then creative writting there is no law to stop this guy…



    24. 24

      Wasn't this pre-Madonna {and I mean O. Noa} paid enough after the divorce? Move on LOSER!