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Not Even Heather Locklear Can Save This Place

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We don't see Melrose Place lasting too much longer, even with the much hyped return of Heather Locklear.

In her premiere return episode this week, the show only saw a 14% ratings rise, garnering them only 1.5 million viewers and a 0.8 preliminary rating among adults 18-49.

That's weak!

Maybe things will get better once Asslee is finally gone. And if not, at least they can say they had a better run than Mushy's show!

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29 comments to “Not Even Heather Locklear Can Save This Place

  1. smodo says – reply to this


    dumb show

  2. 2

    I don't get it. MELROSE PLACE is an amazing show. I don't get why more people don't give it a chance. It is SO GOOD!

  3. 3

    The BIG Name can't make the ratings like Ashlee did. Now that everybody knows that Ashlee won't be on this crap nobody's seeing it! Once Ashlee is finally gone the show will be canceled and you and the fucking press will be quiet so shut up!

  4. 4

    Re: Nene4355
    HAHA you think this show will be gone because of the loss of Ashlee Simpson? You've got to be smoking crack! That girl is THE worst actress I've ever seen in my entire life. I laugh when she delivers her lines. It's only too bad they didn't give someone with talent the role of Violet. Ashlee is a joke and I can't wait for HER to be gone.

  5. 5

    Psssst, this isn't 1994. Heather Locklear is not a star anymore. A new Melrose Place was a dumb idea to begin with. Of COURSE it's going to fail.

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    Re: cookiepuss71 – Oh why when Ashlee was supposed to be a "regular" the ratings were around 1.7 and 1.8 please maybe Ashlee is not the best actress but is not casualty that everybody knows that she's out and the ratings go down even this bitch can't save the awful CW. This show is DONE and Heather and the others should go home while Ashlee is in Broadway (And again she's the worst actress HA)

  7. 7

    thats because heather sucked last night.

  8. 8

    Hey Perez,
    I know your life's work is all about belittling and shaming the celebrities you dislike and promoting the few that you are friends with… and that's cool. We all find enjoyment in different things, right? Some people like to knit, others like to publicly humiliate people in gross abundance via their gossip websites. Right on.
    But I just want you to consider the plebeians you may be hurting the process.
    Your callous attacks on television shows affect more than whichever celebrity you deem worthy of having cum and cocaine illustrations decorate their "fugly" face.
    I'm one of the little guys: a lowly PA who makes no more than minimum wage and struggles to pay my bills just like everyone else. Would you feel good about trashing a factory in middle America whose employees lives and families hang in the balance?
    So when you celebrate the thought of a show getting cancelled - laughing all the way to the bank - I just want you to think about the PAs on that show who will be out of work when that show gets cancelled. Forget "mushy" or "aslee"… You are laughing in my Campbell's-Tomato-soup-eating, 1991-Toyota-Cressida-driving, Salvation-Army-couch-sitting, trying-just-to-get-by-in-life face. Kind of a dick move, don't you think?

  9. 9

    Probably a lot of the people watching the show don't even know who Heather is.

  10. 10

    Re: NormalBarbara – What is someone as compassionate, well-spoken, and as intelligent and understanding doing on this website. Thank you for posting that, a small (or big) fact people don't think about.

    MELROSE PLACE rules!

  11. 11

    Love Barbara's comment! But, moving on to another point…was anyone else amazed by how little Heather's face actually moves?!?! Good Lord, forget Kidman. Lockleer sets a new record for botox injections. Only her overly injected lips moved. SCARY!

  12. Heh says – reply to this


    Nice bag, bad color though

  13. 13

    Awww :( I love this show. No, I lied. I love Katie Cassidy. She makes an INCREDIBLE Elle Sims. Ashlee Simpson SUCKS. Bottom line. Whenever I see her act, I feel bad for her. Shes terrible. I'm really sad this show isn't going well because Katie keeps getting bad roles with crappy ratings, but she always does an AMAZING job in them. And this is now going to get added onto that list. She's so amazing (:

  14. 14

    i dont know how ashlee simpson actually got this part she sucks i cant stand watching her act she wasnt bad on 7th heaven but she stinks on melrose

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    Re: NormalBarbara – AND YOUR MY HERO (:
    Couldn't have said it better myself (:

  16. 16

    Melrose is so much better than the first episodes . Thankfully Heather is back .
    this new melrose style is fresh and funny .LOVE IT i'm sure the rates are going high & explose perez ass. that's what would have said the king producer Aaron Spelling , cauz that episode yesterday was QUALITY . i trust the producers, next episodes gonna be soo gooooooooddddddd!!! . i wish a lot of seasons! ! !
    how come those rates for dancing with the stars are so high??!!, wake up that's for trisomique people. weirrrddd ha bbaaaa …

  17. 17

    why being so mean with Heather , come on , i would love to see you all of you at her age .. she will be definitly hotter than you … she has style and a good tv show actress. so easy to criticize !! it's not her problem if you guys fell bad in ur ugly skin.. EEWWWWW !!!!

  18. 18

    Re: NormalBarbara – Brava…Brava…*throwing some beautiful long stemmed roses to the stage*

  19. 19

    It should increase in the coming weeks. She helped the show still :)

  20. 20

    i hope they at least finish the season out. haters shut up, you haven't seen it. it's better than shitty 90210.

  21. 21

    Re: Serenading – um supernatural and harper's island rock so shut your fucking mouth. i love katie and her roles.

  22. 22

    heather rocks! give melrose a chance. ashlee sucks eggs-the worst on the show.

  23. 23

    Replace the new cast with the original cast, THEN they might be on to something.

  24. 24

    define "much hyped"

  25. 25

    I can't put my finger on it but Heather has done something to her face and looks so differant. Facial implants,maybe????

  26. 26

    Yawn, cocaine.

  27. 27

    she's just sexy sexy !

  28. 28

    I finally watched this episode and Amanda commands the screen. Most of the characters are very boring though (except Katie Cassidy's character). Ashlee Simpson needs classes on posture AND acting. They need to cut her out of any remaining episodes from here on out. I cannot watch the show if she is on it. There is no way someone as hot as Colin E. would fuck ugly-ass, brokeback Ashlee Simpson.

  29. 29

    Heather's face doesn't move anymore. I actually liked Ashley on that show ane will be disappointed when she leaves. Her bad acting is amusing and reminds me of when Kristen Davis was on the show way back when.