We Love It!

Carrie Prejean and Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag won't be happy about THIS!!!!!

    Posted: Nov 18, 2009 at 9:00 pm / Email this  »

    76 comments to “We Love It!”

    1. Zuni says – reply to this


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      Well done, Perez!



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      Hey Perez, link won't load.



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      yayyyyyyy!! congrats perez!!!! you deserve this and so much more!!!!!



    4. 4

      ew..eff Carrie, Spencer, and Heidi..We all know your book is going to be ten times better..OBVVV.



    5. 5

      bahhhaaa—- he called you a flameball perez



    6. 6

      Get you some, PH!



    7. 7

      Good for you Perez!!



    8. 8

      ok go hang urself now



    9. 9

      Wow, so on the bestsellers list Carries book is ranked as #111,038, and yours is ranked at #91,983
      AND you have 10million people a day looking at your website you bould promote to, but they dont buy. Congrats! Thats quite an accomplishment meho!



    10. 10

      thats so cute tho, i want one….4 real. im not playin.



    11. 11

      WE have heard way too much from Carrie, Heidi, Spencer and Perez. Too much on people who are not interesting in any way shape or form.



    12. 12

      Ill send mine if you really will sign it with return postage! :P



    13. 13

      Good for you, Perez!
      But honestly, it would be a SAD day if you couldn't out-sell the pathetic Speidi.



    14. 14

      Congrats Perez. But sayin your out selling them 3 stooges isn't saying much.



    15. 15

      SO not surprised! Congrats Perezzie! We love you! I'll be buying your book :) LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!



    16. 16

      Loves it



    17. 17

      bestseller at 91,000, that horrible, not really a bestseller



    18. 18

      I am gonna get this book for sure Perez…Keep keepin' it real



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      Considering neither one of you are in the top 100 - I wouldn't be like.. WEE!!! Why not mention Palin is outselling you both by millions? LOL!![re=4519890]



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      was to be expected.



    21. 21

      Not literatures finest moment when the four of you have books out. The fact that people are spending money on it cracks me up.



    22. 22

      Outstanding!



    23. 23

      it doesn't worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk



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      That's because you are completely innovative, unique and have risen above traditional gossip mags and columns. You realize the former leaders - US Mag, etc. - are now following YOUR cues? You rock Perez!!! I LOVE YOU!!!



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      so how many copies did u buy fatty?
      #91,983 Not very impressive
      Why would be buy your opinion when you get it for free?
      Sarah Palin's book is kicking your ass



    26. 26

      How droll and fatuous, Piggy Boy. Seems like you're the leader in a pissing into the wind contest of also-rans.



    27. 27

      ok, well done for the Z list. Now, how is your book holding up against Steven King's new book? Or New Moon? Yeah, I thought so.



    28. 28

      Wow, outselling Carrie Prejean and Spedi — what a stunning accomplishment. You must as proud as I was when I proved I can read better than two first-graders.



    29. 29

      Perez your link is like your dick, not working.

    30. Laury says – reply to this


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      Wow, your shitty book is outselling two even shittier books. Quite an accomplishment. Oh by the way, I thought you might like these reviews I found on amazon.com :

      "Hollywood's frothy potty-mouthed little drama queen."
      -New York Press

      "The style of a catty, celebrity-obsessed seventh-grade girl."
      -Advocate

      Nothing to brag about here, Perez.



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      FUCK HEIDI AND SPENCERRR



    32. 32

      Re: Laury – LOL now thats funny!



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      YOUR A FUCKING DISGUSTING PIG! SORRY MARIO, HEIDI AND SPENCER WILL ALWAYS BE MORE OF A CELEBRITY AND STAR POWER THAN YOU! YOU ARE NOT A CELEB, YOU ARE NOT FAMOUS, YOU ARE NOT LIKED, ALL YOU ARE IS A PIECE OF LYING SHIT, STEALING FROM OTHER PEOPLE, RIDING THEIR COATTAILS TO TRY AND CLAIM, OPERATIVE WORD CLAIM, FAME THAT YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING HAVE. YOU HAVE TO BEG PEEPS TO FOLLOW YOU, YOU HAVE TO BEG PEEPS TO BUY YOUR CRAPASSTIC BOOK, AND IN THE END, ALL YOU WILL HAVE IS YOUR BAD KARMA FOLLOWING YOU AROUND!



    34. 34

      cant wait for this!



    35. 35

      WELL DONE PEREZ TEACH THOSE FUCKIN WANNAB A LESSON i will stand by u



    36. 36

      perez babyy im so proud of youuu! you've accomplished so much in such a short amount of time! There's not a day that goes by that I don't look at your website! What would I do without you when I'm bored!? I looovee youuu and I would LOVEEEEE to meet you somedaayyy! come to HOUSTON :) or AUSTIN! since im going to school there haha



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      I don't get why people come on to YOUR site to back YOU… no comprende. You are FAB, Perez and if LC can have a #1 book, heck yes you can too!!!!!!



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      Why don't you show everyone all the write ups for your PATHETIC ATTEMPT OF A BOOK, IS THAT BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE! LOOOOOOOSER



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      Re: Dark Phoenix – hahaha exactly!!



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      Re: gpvegas Are you serious that others are following him? Perez in the last 4 months has had 5 original articles, and they were about HIM!!! Every single article, you see that pretty pink text in the middle that isn't bolded - that's called a source, or in other words… someplace ELSE it was printed FIRST and usually DAYS ago.



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      Hell yeah! Congrats! Definitely want to check that book out.



    42. 42

      carrie..spencer & heidi…and you.
      wtf is going on in the world…and the fact that youve had 2 this yr…
      shit i should write a book..apprently anyone can



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      who cares



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      Re: imsoregistered – Oh yeah, I AM serious. It's obvious you know nothing about blogging revenue and where Perez is on the list. It's in the millions and millions. And I hate to break it to you, but WHERE does gossip come from other than hearing it from someone else? That's the very definition of GOSSIP.

    45. ap076 says – reply to this


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      What is shocking is that such a self proclaimed scholar from NYU on a scholarship needed a ghostwriter for celebrity froth.



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      Re: gpvegas – I'm sure Perez is successful NOW….but honestly I don't believe he's going anywhere. This is Perez' best time of his life…so he better enjoy it…b/c it's only going downhill from here. He won't be able to keep this up for much longer. Perez is simply NOT LIKED in Hollywood.
      *
      And b/c Perez is not well liked, his sources are slowly drying up which is the reason for all his repetitive and copied posts. He's getting no new dirt. Perez has already peaked and is now going downhill. You'll see.
      *
      All that's needed is for some z-list celeb or partner of a celeb to start an anonymous gossip blog with actual true gossip….it will completely take off and blow Perez out of the water. I'd do it if I could. But it's not my thing…I don't have the sources…but I know someone out there does and it's just a matter of time before they use their power to their advantage and become the next Perez. I'm hoping it's a woman!!



    47. 47

      ugh Carrie Prejean is a female douche…shes a fadouche. HA ok…found my new word!



    48. 48

      I'm mystified…I just joined this site and happened to notice that people are bashing Perez Hilton…on his site…on his site that you have to JOIN to leave a comment. That's dedication to your hate, people! Its just interesting. I've never been so envious, threatened, hateful, or insert your excuse here, that I felt the need to join a person's site to let them know how much contempt and disdain I have for them. I'm amazed. And impressed…well done Perez! LOL!



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      Re: xoxo_anonymous – LOL! Let's all write books and see how many of us can outsell all 3 of em.



    50. 50

      bloody hilarious!



    51. 51

      Love it!!!



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      Re: Yellow Peeps – OMG you took the words right out of my mouth. Mario I will buy yours over Speidi!



    53. 53

      Ahahaha:) I sooo wanna see Speidi's face XD



    54. 54

      Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – He's going to last a long time. He's one of the first to really put celebs in their place; making fun of their ridiculous antics is his style, and one that goes well with the post-"Bennifer" BS and the recent state of our economy. Before Perez, we either had complete bashers or unethical storylines (a.k.a. the Enquirer); or we had People and the weekly rags pumping up their status. He's also making quasi-political history, with his Prejean scandal and gay-rights advocacy. He's got substance and substance will last. I have been right about everyone thus far - who is going to make it, who is going to have fleeting fame - but Perez will stay on top for a good five or six years at least, then he will have to adjust with the new times… if he doesn't, that's his choice. He'll continue to make his mark.



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      Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker – P.S. Being well-liked in Hollwyood does not equate with success. After living in Vegas and LA, the most famous and seemingly "nice" celebs are such assholes it's unbelievable. Even Lorenzo Lamas and his low stature has to be a jerk off.



    56. 56

      wtg perez that's amazing!! i'm gonna order mine & send it to you for an autographed copy..i want it made out to lilvoices :)



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      I would think somethings wrong if it wasn't lol



    58. 58

      Congrats, Perez! That is quite an accomplishment. I would much, much rather read your book than the unintelligible crap being put out by Spedi and Prejean's ghost riders. My only question is, for your fans that stay up-to-date on your blogs during the year - and trust me, I rarely go a day without at least a few updates - what does the book offer beyond your daily blogging? To this I'm not sure, I will have to skim through a copy in my local Barnes and Noble.



    59. 59

      Perez, you are SUCH A LIAR. First off, book publishers just like record companies do not give out presale information about other books and authors to their competition. So if you have a book, they will let you know your presales, but the WILL NOT give you the numbers for any other books, so you are lying just like you've accused Carrie Prejean of lying. You can tell the truth about wanting to get donkey punched by other guys, and yet you can't tell the truth when it comes to this stuff, your such a loser.



    60. 60

      Yeah, congrats on being #91,000 on Amazon, lmfao. Only a loser like you would try to convince us it's a accomplishment to outsell a couple of other z-listers that people are sick of. What an insignificant douchebag.



    61. 61

      Congrats Perez "The FlameBall" Hilton hehehe - you are a far "celebworthy" than Speidi Mon-HAG and Carrie PreYAWN



    62. 62

      A single page of lyrics entitled ‘The Innocent Man’ was apparently written during Michael Jackson’s child abuse trial in 2005. It goes like

      ""If I sail to Acapulco or Cancun Mexico
      There the law is waiting for me
      and God knows that I'm innocent

      If they wont take me in Cairo
      then lord where will I go?

      I’ll die a man without a country
      and only God knew I was innocent now. ""



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      I can't believe anybody with half a brain would waste their money on any of these books!!

    64. gata says – reply to this


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      Re: SlickWilley – Loves it! LMAO!



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      Re: gpvegas – 44 (Waste not time on the righteously indignant.)



    66. 66

      They won't be happy because the link won't load? By the way Perez, about a year ago weren't you doing the bible carrying-go to church thing with the uber obnoxious Pratts? I sure wish you'd make up your mind.



    67. 67

      JESUS what is with all these haters? Congrats on the book though!



    68. 68

      Go get the bitch Perezzie!!



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      Re: Laury – Hahaha! It really does say that!



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      Did you have your book copyedited and proofread by literate people? Your grammar, spelling, and punctuation do . . . er . . . leave something to be desired.



    71. 71

      Who's suprised?



    72. 72

      LOL!!!!! Perez' book is in the 500's!!!! Yeah….. a real seller!!!! LOL!!!!!



    73. 73

      flameball? that's kinda fucked up isn't it?



    74. 74

      yay! if i live in the U.S i'd buy it. i wonder if it'll come out in Nz.



    75. 75

      Re: Dave Letterman - staff fucker You said it dearie. Back in the day (3-4 years ago) almost every post was exclusive. It was people running to Piggy to tell him FIRST. Now, there's only 1 exclusive that's not Piggy plugging himself in the last 6 MONTHS. After punchedintheeye-gate, his unique visitors (as in, not the same people over and over or count double when you post, unique users dropped from around 7 million down to TWO million, now, unique visitors per month is below 1 million. Not page views and piggy likes to portray, but UNIQUE users. Average time spent on site dropped from 18 minutes to 4 minutes. Not to mention that his site, because it's trying to squeeze numbers has issues loading it blog trackers to make you have to refresh and thus creating another page view. Piggy's site ranks in the 93% of slowest sites on the entire internet.



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      Re: gpvegas Not to mention page views alone dropped 140% in the last 6 months. But I wouldn't except someone who thinks Piggy is "rising up" still to have any clue what I'm talking about…