Wicked Bitch Of The East

Let's hear you cackle one time Asslee?

Mrs. Pete Wentz showed up at the store opening of American Eagle Times Square with her hubby yesterday in full black ensemble.

That doesn't bother us as much as her translucent face! Ever heard of a tanning salon, bb?

Under of the lights of Broadway, we gather your face will just disappear!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Posted: Nov 18, 2009 at 6:07 pm / Email this »

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smodo says – reply to this

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dumber
Canadiana* says – reply to this

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Hoping to be cast in a vampire flick?
BobLoblaw says – reply to this

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WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LEFT EYE?!?!
Lilbittybluegrl2 says – reply to this

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WHY DO YOU HATE HER SO MUCH PEREZ? SHE STEAL PETEY FROM YOU?
Sho us where ya piss from says – reply to this

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I think her nose is growing back
britbrit629 says – reply to this

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Hey douchebag, ever hear that tanning beds cause cancer? Get over yourself loser!
ohjessicadoes says – reply to this

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fuck you for saying she needs to tan. basically your recommending her to go fry herself and get skin cancer. you fuck tard "hollywood" types. pale looks good on her. at least she won't be a wrinkly melanoma infested hag when she's 40.
Madame Min says – reply to this

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Perez, what's your problem with her face? At least it's not a fake tan… you asshole
Magiclydelicious says – reply to this

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Perez…Your a such a Douche.
coolpinksky says – reply to this

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Uhum, Did you not talk about how bad tanning was- you know CANCER and all. Why are you trying to tell someone they need a tan or they get called a bitch. What's wrong with you? I thought you were going to say something bitchy she did but, no, it was her being in front of a paparazzi. You're stupid-and this is why I don't visit more often.
RakelSpektakel says – reply to this

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everyone who lives in california doesn't need to look like a beach whore with a dark tan. get over it, perezito.
lisa__ says – reply to this

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ever heard of skin cancer, idiot?
MichelleBelle says – reply to this

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Ever hear of skin cancer, bb? How about embracing your natural skin tone? Anything? No? Thats what I thought…
sussa says – reply to this

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Stop being such a sour bully perez, perhaps some people like to keep it natural and r not so keen on skin cancer??
pareidolia says – reply to this

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The resemblance is remarkable! A black haired Dolly Parton!
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Now that Mollina only had to give you that hysterical back-handed apology for the provoked assault in Toronto, I'm hoping that opens an arse-kicking floodgate on you…my money is on Pete Wentz as first in line
SF90 says – reply to this

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Perez go fuck yourself! Just because someone's famous doesn't mean they have to be tanned.
Ccar says – reply to this

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Luv how her left eye looks like its about to roll up in her head. LOL
rogerrabbit says – reply to this

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You know better than to tell someone to visit a tanning salon!! Shame on you! Her skin is naturally pale and that's the way God intended her to be. No comments about that either!
robynnn06 says – reply to this

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STOP DISSING ASHLEE!!!

I'm pretty sure you're just jealous that you never got to make out with Pete before he became permanently taken!
SUCKS FOR YOU!
but LEAVE ASHLEE ALONE, SHE'S HOT AND YOU'RE JEALOUS.
sassyfrassy says – reply to this

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I'm not her biggest fan, but her skin is flawless.

Booo to tanning! Yay to pleasantly pale!
Elliebug2 says – reply to this

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not everyone has to have a fucking orange tan perez……. fair skin is pretty as well
WKNDBIKERIDER says – reply to this

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OMFG!!! She is one fugly drunk piece of shit mother!!!
VDreckman says – reply to this

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Perez, we both know tanning salons are HORRIBLE for your skin! don't encourage people to get cancer, okay?
and yeah that darker hair makes ashlee look even more pale, that's true.
magicmom says – reply to this

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Perez, you bitch when they're pale and you bitch when they're sprayed orange. Go home hypocrite! Nobody NEEDS a tanning salon. Be happy with who you are.
redmond says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ! Why would you encourage anyone to go to a tanning salon?
bettsey says – reply to this

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has she always had such a big nose? did't she get a nose job? with her hair color she looks like pete.
ChemicallyRoz says – reply to this

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What is your problem with her? And she looks fine, except for the eyes…
coco283 says – reply to this

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ever heard of SKIN CANCER from a tanning salon, perez bb? freaking idiot. i'll take my pale skin over dying of melanoma when i'm older any day. i think she looks great, really happy too. get a life perez
chris135 says – reply to this

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uhhh — you are pretty pale yourself!!! and why are you telling someone to go to a tanning bed so they can get skin cancer in 10 to 20 years. Who cares if someone looks natural?
Amelizzle says – reply to this

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Not liking someone is one thing.. but pushing someone closer towards cancer is a complete other dimension.
Dick Gozinya says – reply to this

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That has to be an old stock photo. It is certainly pre nose job. If I had that nose filled with nickels I would double my net worth!
BrokenPrincess says – reply to this

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Aww Perez, you're always so mean to her
bettsey says – reply to this

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oh ya, I forgot, she has a huge chin
redmond says – reply to this

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By the way, I can't stand this bitch, but I think she looks beautiful the way she is.
jillianmarie77 says – reply to this

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You praise Anne Hathaway for being pale and flawless - how about deeta? Tanning salons cause CANCER
ohjessicadoes says – reply to this

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Re: BobLoblaw – lol. i like your name. arrested development forever!!!
Cashmere Jay says – reply to this

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Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – Pete would have to get in line to join the line.
moxiecrimefighter says – reply to this

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Sure, her face is atrocious but it's not from her having pale skin. It's a bit racist of you to think we all need one colour of skin, don't you think?
kis95 says – reply to this

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What's her left eye looking at on the ceiling?
Bored As Hell says – reply to this

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Tanning beds causes cancer you asshole! Her skin is beautiful.
maricela says – reply to this

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she looks great!dont hate perez!
mrs_Skarsgard says – reply to this

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wow thats a bad picture wow ewwwwww
Yodels says – reply to this

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Love your face, but have to admit I'm a little disappointed at your recommending the tanning bed…you have to know 1) the dangers of skin cancer and how much tanning beds increase the risk and 2) that every girl in the world shouldn't feel like she needs to be have an orange tan (a la Lohan) to fit in…and speaking as a fair chick, sunless tanner works wonders
maxie pad says – reply to this

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Whoa, I didn't know Julia Roberts was in her 50s! What? That is NOT Julia Roberts? OMFG!
Willys Bong says – reply to this

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Ya shes a bitch but to recomend a tanning salon,why don,t you ask her to light up some smokes while your at it.Cancer kills and Cancer Sucks
erickaenvy says – reply to this

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I actually like her. dont say that perez!!! I hate that fucking people think being orange is the shit. its stupid and she's beautiful
KiKi77 says – reply to this

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she looks fantastic.
spokompton says – reply to this

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EVERYONE! STOP YELLING AT PEREZ FOR ONE SECOND AND CHECK OUT ASHLEE'S LEFT EYE….SEE IT???!!??….WTF?????????

OK you can go on yelling to the fat fucker.
sausageeater says – reply to this

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Tans are out, white is in.
sleezy*e says – reply to this

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what's wrong with being pale?
lookup says – reply to this

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do you know how many young girls read your blog!?
and you are encouraging tanning?! you really should be ashamed of yourself this time. i have two family members battling skin cancer due to tanning and this is just so offensive. please make another post discouraging tanning. PLEASE, you stand up against smoking which causes cancer just as much as tanning does. please do not be a hypocrite.
!Lauren! says – reply to this

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Don't promote tanning in salons or under the sun. Hello skin cancer. Quit ragging on peoples skintones.
I KNOW says – reply to this

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WHAT?
FLAWLESS WHITE IS CHIC
90% OF NEW YORK WOMEN WEAR ALL BLACK
YOU ARE WIERD
yqaoko says – reply to this

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tanning is so fake…
she looks ok to me
please give her a brake..
johnnyskat says – reply to this

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I dont mind her that much and besides I think natural skin looks best. Tanning beds are bad for you.
paige. says – reply to this

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hahaa, this is funnnyy. I love your website, it always makes me laugh.
Dark Phoenix says – reply to this

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What does Pete see in her???
MichLuv says – reply to this

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Wow mario! Way to promote fake tanning! Did you miss the recent report that shows tanning beds are MORE LIKELY TO CAUSE CANCER THAN CIGARETTES for women 20-40 yrs old?!? Veryyy irresponsible! Way to kill off your demographic, stoopid!
blacklily.of.the.valley says – reply to this

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Re: Cashmere Jay – I think the enormity of the line would redefine the term the line
whatthefudge says – reply to this

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wow i couldn't even recognize her.
Kelly22 says – reply to this

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Yuck! She looks nasty! Did her big nose grow back after the nose job?? Her chin is HUGE! She shouldn't smile. And she really needs to get her teeth whitened!
generic username 123 says – reply to this

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Re: jillianmarie77 – THANK YOU. I agree with your sentiments completely. Perez, you are such a hypocrite. Deeta is about as pale as they come, but you have nothing but praise for her "flawless" skin and appearance. However, you claim to be "bothered" by Ashlee's "translucent" face. I am not a fan of Ashlee Simpson by any means, but I praise and admire her for rocking her natural skin and not conforming to the ridiculous Hollywood standard of looking like an oompa-loompa. Shame on you, Perez. God knows how many girls will read this and decide to go tanning because they feel bad about how their skin looks.
Joshdukie says – reply to this

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Actually they wear darker makeup on Broadway so the lights don't drown out your face duh. Maybe she doesn't want skin cancer. Nothing wrong with natural light skin like god gave us.
metalxxx says – reply to this

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perez ive gotta say, you worship dita von teese who is gorgeous and pale yet put down another person whos paler than everyone else? hypocritical, i think. pale is gorgeous, no person needs skin cancer.
TotalTrash says – reply to this

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what's wrong with being fair-skinned , if that's your natural skin tone?
I find it ironic that so many idiots say "tan just looks healthier" when in fact you will probably end up with cancer and leathery skin by 35.
HaleyBabyyy says – reply to this

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I LOVE ASHLEE. she looks BEAUTIFUL!
shazza76 says – reply to this

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Why do you hate her enough to suggest that she do something as ridiculous and unhealthy as go sit in a tanning bed? Hello melanoma! Fucktard.
Valentina_Luna says – reply to this

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Yeah, what an idiot she is for leaving her skin colour natural! NOT! I can't believe people think it's ok to make fun of pale people's skin! Imagine if Ashlee had dark skin -

"Mrs. Pete Wentz showed up at the store opening of American Eagle Times Square with her hubby yesterday in full black ensemble.

That doesn't bother us as much as her BLACK face! Ever heard of a SKIN BLEACHER, bb?

Under of the COVER OF NIGHT, we gather your face will just disappear!"

Not exactly appropriate, is it? It's not ok to make fun of anyone's skin colour! Sure, make fun of what someone wears, or says or does but don't pick on people for their natural physical attributes, that's just below low.
supportmush says – reply to this

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perez is an idiot. He talks about Ashlee needing a tan and tomorrow he will be donating money to cancer. Just like he calls out people for using homophobic slurs and he uses them himself (Which got him punched in the face ha ha). Perez is a hypocrit who says whatever it takes to keep himself on the Z-list.
exBFF says – reply to this

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dayum. did she undo her nosejob? go back to blonde…quick!
princessJbaby says – reply to this

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ummmm have you heard of skin cancer perez! no on needs to go in a tanning bed!!!!!!!!
JessJess11 says – reply to this

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i think she's rather a pretty girl but she just looks terrible here….
scottyb3905 says – reply to this

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perez….again…..talking shit about someone for no reason….she may say you need a face replacement not just a tan!!!!!!!!! leave the girl alone! no wonder you got hit and than cried like a big big baby!!!!!!!! and the sad thing is….i can't even watch the ama's because you are gonna be there….
lexaraee says – reply to this

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Hm yeah. I hear tanning beds cause skin cancer…I donno, though. That's just the word on the street. I dont get how you can be such a proponent of "healthy" girls like fat-ass Beth Ditto, but if a pale Ashlee Simpson goes out in public then she needs a tanning bed. Can't you see the hypocrisy?!
samuri99 says – reply to this

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Shut up perez…For some reason you find it ok to mock someone for having a beautiful light skin tone. So it's ok to make fun of someone's skin color if they're white, but not if they're black or hispanic????

You're an idiot.
samm<3perez says – reply to this

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she looks old…she looked muchhhh better blonde
JackMc9 says – reply to this

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Perez, why must you persist in harassing Ashlee? What has she ever done to you? You praise those whom YOU believe to be 'great' and tear nice girls like Ashlee down. You really and truly are a horrid person!
fastmom says – reply to this

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have you heard that tanning salons are as bad as poison? why would you promote this? I usually like what you have to say, but this is stupid
Bunnyness says – reply to this

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You know, a tan is actually skin damage. What's wrong with being pale?
hells.bells.misa says – reply to this

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Perez, I resent you attacking her because of her skin color. CHEAP SHOT and totally insulting to those of us women and men who have beautiful, fair skin. If you don't like Ashlee, pick her acting or weird haircut or outfit to make fun of, not her skin color. As a fair-skinned woman, I equate the suggestion to go "tan" to be almost like racism, like what's wrong with my fucking skin color??
sayitisntso says – reply to this

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She's a few weeks late for Halloween. What the hell happened to her. She looks like a witch bitch. There's just something about Asslee….that makes me can't stand her. She gives off a bad vibe.
hells.bells.misa says – reply to this

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CHEAP SHOT Perez, with me I think you crossed the line. RACISM is what I think of. Talk smack about someone's haircut, outfit, or lack of talent, but skin-color, WTF? I, like all the other fair skinned women and men out there have BEAUTIFUL skin, and I am proud of it. When someone suggests to get a tan, it's insulting (and unhealthy).
xoxo_anonymous says – reply to this

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theres nothing wrong with her being pale. god forbid we all dont fake and bake…
nikitaolas says – reply to this

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I hate when people insist that we should all be tan. My cousin died from malignant melanoma at 35 years old. Tanning is NOT worth risking your life.
megivegi says – reply to this

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how dare you endorse tanning beds!
~canadaLurvesperez~ says – reply to this

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I could see her getting a spray tan but baking under those lights does cause cancer…perez….. Its like telling people smoking is sexy…. its a no no. I think she needs some colour but she is very pretty, regardless of her personality!
Doubous says – reply to this

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Let me get this straight perez. She looks WAY too pale, but yet you ADORE dita von teese who's what? 70 times lighter than Ashlee fricken Simpson.

You need to cut it with this bullshit 'favoring' celebrites and thinking that anything Lady Gaga, katy Perry, etc. [who I both adore btw] does is perfect, but that EVERYTHING Ashlee simpson etc. does is shitty. It's fucking making me hate this site, and I'm one of the people who comes here daily for this shit.
bitchtitsaurus says – reply to this

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I don't like her at all but she looks relatively good there
Linestra says – reply to this

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Just so you know, if she's going to be doing Chicago again it'll be short lived- Pete let slip that she dyed her hair for a movie role.
kellibelli says – reply to this

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She's got too much powder on! Her chin does look rather pointy haha
Doopity Doo says – reply to this

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can someone please explain to me what is so wrong with not being orange or a future advertisement for skin cancer?!
i like to think that with my fair skin, i'll be seeing the plastic surgeon much later than those who sit out and bake for hours a week…just fucking up your skin…but whatever.
xxnemo says – reply to this

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She looks better in lighter clothes/hair. That whole gothy thing likes like shit.
Sam :) says – reply to this

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Woahh, I'm no fan of Ashley, but she's an alright looking girl. She looks… I don't even know the word for it. What happened!?
Wake Up And Smell The Facism! says – reply to this

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Coming from another very pale woman, I'm offended that you would suggest she get a tan at a tanning salon because she is so white.

Would it be okay to say a black person needs to bleach their skin because their dark skin bother's you? No, that wouldn't be cool to say…and guess what douche bag…it's not okay the other way around.

Hey Mario! You BOTHER me! Ever heard of suicide, bb?
MP says – reply to this

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There's nothing wrong with being fair skinned. I'm so sick of seeing orange people all over the place.
Jemma84 says – reply to this

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PEREZ!! You always diss people for smoking cigarettes because they cause cancer, and so does tanning!! Don't be a hypocrite! There is nothing wrong with her natural skin color. Fair skin is gorgeous and she won't get wrinkles at the age of 30 like her sister probably will.
J-Bird says – reply to this

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I don't really have an opinion of her, from what i can tell shes a perfectly lovely person.
i am just curious if anyone else has noticed something wierd going on with her left eye….hmm
aYfaBULoUS says – reply to this

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she looks HORRIBLE with black hair
elena77 says – reply to this

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Please get your writers to be consistent with what your views actually are. You say, Boo!" to others that DO tan and "tanning bed " to select others that do not.

Some of your favorite people on the planet wouldn't dare go to a tanning bed.

Dita is lovely and will be preserved amazingly for staying out of those things. Lindsey Lohan already looks more worn than Dita.

BTW, you think you may hurt your friend's feelings? Gaga isan;t all about the color either. Good for her. Find something else to bash Ashley about…we all know there is plenty else.

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