Wicked Bitch Of The East

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson

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Let's hear you cackle one time Asslee?

Mrs. Pete Wentz showed up at the store opening of American Eagle Times Square with her hubby yesterday in full black ensemble.

That doesn't bother us as much as her translucent face! Ever heard of a tanning salon, bb?

Under of the lights of Broadway, we gather your face will just disappear!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

    Posted: Nov 18, 2009 at 6:07 pm / Email this  »

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    1. 101

      she looks hawt!



    2. 102

      Perez have you ever heard of a face transplant? Because thats what u need, no tanning salon can help your ugliness



    3. 103

      Why all the Perezers haters? I think he's right. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHIT!



    4. 104

      I wish she would sniff my buttocks. Seriously. Dig down and take a big ol' whiff!



    5. 105

      let's not focus on her pail skin, let's focus on the fact that her face is completely fucked!



    6. 106

      perez ur pale and ugly so what the fuck are u talkin about!??



    7. 107

      and u looked like a fat leprechaun on tyras show



    8. 108

      My sister was very attractive, she actually looked like Vivien Leigh but she was always tanning, now she looks like my grandmother.



    9. 109

      there's nothing wrong with being white, perez. you're so biased towards your own needs you forget that there are other people in the world.



    10. 110

      Way to go…. telling a girl to go out and get skin cancer! Tanning is horrible for you!



    11. 111

      oh god this talentless nobody can get all the plastic surgery in the world and still be ugly



    12. 112

      That is one really nasty picture! Where'd you have to look to find one that bad, Perez, under a rock???



    13. 113

      I'm sorry but this hair color is NOT attractive on her at all. The angle of the photo makes her nose look huge again. She looked much better with red hair. Blonde was pretty too but not this color. It washes her face out. :( . Whoever said she resembles her husband in this photo is dead on right.



    14. 114

      Scrw you, Perez! And good for her for NOT going to a tanning bed! Going to a tanning bed increases your chances for skin cancer by 75%. And someone fair like her is even more likely to develop skin cancer. So unless someone is tan they're ugly? I think not. Let's see how beautiful her skin is when she's 60. You Perez, will look like a stick of jerky



    15. 115

      I wish someone would take a hammer and wedge to her left eye and straighten it out. Why this ugly, untalented bitch is famous I have no idea.



    16. 116

      Maybe she doesn't want to go to a tanning salon…Ever heard of skin cancer, bb?



    17. 117

      she looks gorgeous



    18. 118

      Maybe she doesn't want skin cancer dip shit



    19. 119

      wtf now you're telling her to go get cancer and be fake? like you told someone a few days ago they arent pretty without makeup? what's your problem



    20. 120

      Artists try different things…at least she has more taste here then 1/2 of GaGa's crap.lol

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      121

      I'm not a fan of her, but seriously, with skin cancer on the rise, going to a tanning bed is a big NO. God forbid that we actually stay our own skin color, be it fair, olive, or dark, not everyone wants to look oompa loompa orange or have skin cancer and look like a prune when older. I've seen ladies in their 50s that look like dried up raisins from all the tanning they did, it's not attractive.



    22. 122

      hey perez ever head that people DON'T have to be orange to be considered pretty? i know it's not hollywoods normal standards but screw that. i think she looks alright so shut the fuck up for once



    23. 123

      omg, her eye is like going that way.



    24. 124

      did anyone notice her one yellowish discolored tooth? it looks to me like someone smokes or at least used to.



    25. 125

      omfg, she seriously looks like shit. ew. gros.



    26. 126

      She just looks so freakin misrable!! Look at her freakin face! Fake!! I used to like her, now she is a stupid fake crotch



    27. 127

      Wow, I can't believe all the Perez hate going on =*( Pale can be gorgeous…but not a wonky eye!! She's not an attractive girl at all, sorry. It must suck to be famous only becasue your sister has an amazing rack. Love ya Perez!!



    28. 128

      Tan is over but she still looks a bit ghoulish, with the unusually pale makeup. What happened to her youth?



    29. 129

      every heard of cancer, you fat fuck?



    30. 130

      blonde please.



    31. 131

      ASHLEE! is beautiful no matter what ur just jealous!

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