Levi's Johnston Thinks He's "Someone" Now
Looks like Levi Johnston's ego has grown bigger than his peen! And we're guessing that wasn't very hard to achieve considering he isn't showing any wang in his upcoming Playgirl spread.
According to the New York Post, Levi made a big to-do at JFK before boarding his plane. While attempting to look the part of a celebrity, the sunglass-wearing cocktease refused to stand in line with "regular passengers", which included Seinfeld's Jason Alexander.
A passenger on the plane says "He then made a big show of getting on first. He was seated in the front row of first class, looking like he was born to be there and waiting for some recognition. Jason Alexander was quietly sitting behind him."
Enjoy the D-List while you can Levi. In 3 months you'll be lucky to even get someone to foot the bill for a round trip ticket on Southwest.
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Never underestimate the bloated egos of white trash.
lohan, gosselin, speidi and now this levi idiot.
get over yourself a-hole and…….bye bye!
Levi will get his few minutes of fame proportionate to how he exposed himself on PlayGirl. But too back, since he didn't show his wang, his 15 minutes is up!
Why does he have a drink? Isn't he 19?
idiot
Well….He is a PORN actor, as per his crazy mum-in-law…So……………
too bad about not show'n his wang, tho". Methinks he has a hum-dingger of a dong….
Stay humble kid and you will have a long career. Otherwise, crash and burn.
LOL. This kid is a dingleberry.
Show your wang kid and if it's impressive enough you get to make a big deal of yourself…. until then you're just common folk.
Levi's got a few cards left to play. Playgirl is going to get a lot of attention. He's a natural for day time soaps.
Who poses for Playgirl and doesn't show their wing-wang?
And furthermore, who buys Playgirl anymore?
This is a lie! I don't like Levi much, but a colleague was traveling on this flight and texted me about seeing Johnston - this never happened,. He said Levi looked a bit overwhelmed, but wasn't acting obnoxious at all. Actually was quiet and rather polite. People will make up anything!!!
As long as sarah palin is revelant levi's going to hold on to her fame
You mean all I gotta do is knock up some politician's daughter for this kinda fame? Hellya! How old are Obama's kids? I'll do a two-fer.
ugh, redneck.
Re: Canadiana* –
Agreed! he needs to show everything ASAP. Maybe we can get him to show us over at your Martha Stewart chicken coop!!
Hot TOOL, really, is all I can say!
You act like you're a 'Someone' all the time. Pot meet Kettle, Kettle meet Pot.
People in first classdon't need to stand in line, they are always called first. Insignificant gossip.
Re: Poindexter-X – LMAO… Now THAT would be fun.
Please attempt to not prolong this tool's 15 minutes any longer.
Perez are you gonna spill on the Canadian settlement or are you not allowed to comment.
If by "someone", you mean "douchebag," then yes…I believe Levi is someone.
Can Levi spell L-0-S-E-R ?
To bad I wanted to see Johnson's Johnson, it must be a wee weewee. Dude pay some child support while you got some $$
I sure hope this idiot gets the Perezzie for biggest douche bag.
If his peen was so big he wouldn't have been to chicken to show it.
i hear hes not brave enough to show his pee pee must be small,didnt know you could knock a chick up by banging your little small fry against the walls lol
I don't believe this report!!
Levi has been built up - now he is to be brought down.
It's as American as apple pie these days!!!
The only thing he did was knock up a 17 year-old. That's not an accomplishment these days.
what a fucktard
impregnate Kathy Griffin that'll really make him famous
Re: K-Stew Haters Need to Chill – HAHAHAHAHAHA -Love it!
I say leave Levi alone! As long as he can be a thorn in the side of that white trash Sarah Palin, I'll be on his side. Palin used him during her VP candidacy. Got him all dressed up and polished and made him stand there next to her slutty knocked up daughter. I am a Levi fan and hope that his 15 minutes last as long as it takes to knock that white trash Palin family for a loop. You betcha'.
It's awkward to hear about him everywhere. I went to school with the damn kid. He's not all hot shit, and all this talk is just getting him more attention. I personally say we just drop him off the face of the planet.
I will scream. people get famous for A. having sex tapes, B. Reality shows, and C. Knowing somebody, if its this easy then where is my fame? Im one of Avril Lavigne's cousins, ok? Can i be famous now? Hes nothing more than an opportunist, trying to get as much out of this as he can, he's no better than his baby mama's mama. And i feel gyped, if i have to be subjected to news about his shoot in playgirl, then i expect him to deliver the goods for putting me through this!!!
Haha, he thinks he's more important than Jason Alexander. What an IDIOT.
Perez nevermind this little guy. We can be friends with benefits. I think you need a handsome friend, who doesn't measure in inches. Get in touch.
This tool has the personality of an earthworm. I saw him on Entertainment Tonight last night and he said he "wanted to be an actor or singer or something". LOSER.
There he goes thinking again.
hahah, is this guy for real?? no one even cares about him.. how in the world did he get the impression that we did??
I've run into Jason out and about - he is the coolest, most pleasant guy - and really handsome in person too, btw.
I wonder what was going on through ole Costanza's mind through all of that. Funny to think about…
"Me, Levi, even BIGGER than the creation of Seinfeld's George Costanza. By the way, where's my Evian everyone…someone?! It's me, Levi. Levi Johnston, I need serviced…NOW!"
Stupid white trash hillbilly thinking he's an A-lister now? Costanza should have stabbed him with a pen.
See Levi…Now you're officially a D-Lister. SEE, You should have shown us the rest of your PACKAGE!
Re: ExtremeTony – That's true. Doesn't ass hat here realize that Levi travels with Tank, his body guard 24/7? I have been comparing Palin's personality with Perez's and they are very similar, beginning with lying and stupidity, taking credit when not earned, distorting the truth to fit their agendas, two-faced scammers.
I guess he wanted to leave something up to the imagination–like Heidi Heidi Ho refusing to show nips in playboy. He actually looks very sophisticated in this pic–with his mouth shut!! Anyone else think his story would make a good movie. "Aw Shucks I knocked up your daughter–quick call playgirl. We've got to strike while the iron is hot."
Maybe the 'reporting' passenger's view was colored and filled with resentment simply because Levi was in first class and maybe that passenger wasn't; it could all be sour grapes unless someone else corroborated.
Oh yeah Levi Johnson, well the jerk store called and they're running out of you!
WOW Look at that beat up blackberry! HAHA I guess PlayGirl didn't pay that much. What a douche!