Miley Is A Prosti-Tot!
Oh, she's just bein' Miley!
Miley Cyrus had an '80s-themed 17th birthday bash in New York at the Canal Room on Thursday night and the Disney star dressed up as Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman - Vivian Ward, the hooker with the heart of gold!
We wonder which outfit she chose?
Who wants to bet it's the one from the beginning with blonde wig and thigh-high boots filled with condoms!?
Miley's mama Tish arranged for Constantine Maroulis and the rest of the cast from Rock of Ages to perform at the party.
A source reveals:
"Miley had seen the show two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I'm not sure who was more into Constantine — Miley or her mother. Between songs from the musical, Miley grabbed Constantine and danced with him at the front of the stage and then Tish joined in."
Sounds like quite the hootenanny!
And we hate to break it to you, Miles, but Pretty Woman is from 1990!
[Image via Ray Garbo / WENN.]
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Hate to break it to you Perez you're still a fat ass rainbow loving douchebag.
hahaha she would be slutty enough to dress like a hooker and stupid enough to think pretty woman is from the 80's
She is 'Christian' ya know……A stupid one, but 'Chritstian'. I blame the mother…
Can't wait till Billy Ray Pops you in the eye!!!!!!!!! porkezzzzzzzzzzz
You know your ugly when . . .
Your dog Teddy humps your leg with its eyes closed.
lol at your closing comment
I really hope she chose the red dress with the diamond necklace. That's the most famous Pretty Woman outfit anyways.
This sick obsession w/ MC has got to end, Perez. You never bashed Britney Spears when she was doing much worse at Miley's age. Get off of it, for God's sakes. Most of H'wood is way worse than her. And most teens.
that's nice. did her father dress up as her pimp?
oh sorry, i forgot, he does that everyday.
One of Miley's tour buses crashed and someone is dead, and THIS is the story you went with? Good job, Perez!
Pretty Woman came out in 1990.
Re: Long Dong Connery – Haahaaaa…
At least she doesn't take wardrobe tips from you mario….
If she isn't grinding a pole, she's dressing up as a hooker! She's such a great example… Very Disney-like..
HE probably doesnt know yet. But yea in Virginia was it? And the driver of the bus is dead.
If she isn't grinding a stripper-pole, she's dressing up as a hooker! She's such a great example… Very Disney-like..
everyone knows what pretty woman is, everyone who's at least 12, was it made in 1990 or not. I do think that dressing up as a prostitue is completely innapropiate for a disney starlet, but hey- this is skanky Miles we're talking about
Re: Canadiana* – hey hot stuff
Oooooh, now I get it. I'm such a idiot. But, Miley is a bigger one.
I luv America, only here can a 16 year old pop star with millions of little girl fans could b allowed 2 b such a nasty ho bag!!! Awww u gotta luv it!
Perez, I love your site but your being so rude to her. You never bashed other celebrities when they did wrose then her. Stop it! you definitely need to stop, i wish some one does the same thing to you.
Re: JigSaw – hey you
Wow. I remember when Pretty Woman came out, and Miley wasn't even born yet! What a loser, she has an 80s theme, but dresses up from 1990. Way to do your research!
Re: Canadiana* – i never saw a horse dress like pretty woman before, did you?
she's a moron. Pretty Woman was released in 1990
Oh Miley, why don't you just go away?
he already did the story about the bus crash..
And I hate to break it to you Perez, but that big to do about the Leibovitz fotos in Vanity Fair was ridiculous!
WHAT'S THAT STRING ABOUT THAT'S HANGING DOWN BETWEEN HER LEGS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I thought she was 37
"And we hate to break it to you, Miles, but Pretty Woman is from 1990!" LOL….EPIC FAIL on Miley's part.
I just dont get why all the gays bash Miley Cyrus so much. Is ir jealousy? Get over it, damn. It was her b'day party, she can dress however she wants for a dress up party. She shouldnt be considered a role model for anyone. Look for people who do things like saving lives, building nations, etc. Not freaking pop stars.
xD xD xD… that girl is hilerious!!!!!
miley is as dumb as a box of rocks. pretty woman 80s? LOL
I am pretty sure Miley likes big ones and can ride them pretty darn well.
Who cares? It was HER frikin' bday party. It's not like somebody got hurt!
She doesn't look 80s - she looks stupid and like a truck stop hooker.
Next time check out a Cyndi Lauper or Madonna video and do it right dumb-ass.
MILEY IS SMART
What a dipshit
It may have been released in 1990 but filming began and ended in 1989 and the plot was supposed to be late 80's/early 90's so really your comment about how dumb she is just reflects on you. Goodjob
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY PROSTI-TOT. I INVENTED THAT FUCKING WORD! I SHOULD GET IT TRADEMARKED!!!
Who would have noticed that Miley was supposed to be dressed as a hooker?
She ALWAYS looks that way!!!
Re: Spaznatic_female – he made a post about it earlier! way to check your info.
It was either this, or baking a cake and having the relatives over…
I feel like Chris Hansen should have me arrested for looking at that picture.
i wish my face was in between those legs
Hooker with a heart of gold. True, true Perez.
Oh and to Be-Atch: Usually the celebs who "proclaim" or "announce" that they're Christian don't even act like they are (Miley, Prejean, Speidi, etccc). The ones who are more quiet and reserved about it are the ones who actually respect and believe in the religion. Dont ya think?
What the fuck is wrong with her parents? Don't get me wrong, when I was her age (4 years ago), I wanted to dress up like Jodie Foster in "Taxi Driver", but my mother put the kibash on that nonsense pronto.
If she wants to dress and act like a slut she needs to be fucked like the slut she is.
Re: tigrrrlilly –
haha!
a hooker, just what every teenage girl aspires to be.
keeping with the family theme of slutiness.
are her hands freakishly small and skinny to anyone else?
is this for real??? somebody call social services. This kids are still underaged!!!!
I think Miley is phonier than Carrie Prejean. When will Disney and Nick TV stop promoting these sex-before-marriage teenage WH_RES. Miley is a pathological liar. She lied about the Vanity Fair spread. She cliamed she was exploited by the magazine. FRAUD!
haha yeah it was from the 90's. wtf?? She just wanted to dress like a hooker…again.
doesnt suprise me whatsoever
she's a whore
nothin new there lol
you all are soooo stupid, do your research dummy,i twas released in 1990 but the film is set in the 80's hence the big hair and 8os clothesa and music, so stupid
An 80's theme?! You don't say! That is sooo original!