Ricky Hollywood's 15 Minutes Is Almost Up
Yes, that's really what Levi Johnston calls himself.
Levi, who believes himself to be a celebrity, somehow got invited to the GQ "Men of the Year" party in El Lay this week at the shiteous Chateau Marmont. And, to no one's surprise except maybe Levi, nobody cared he was there.
Dick "Ricky" was seen wandering around the party with more make-up caked on than Kim Kardashian, along with his manager Tank and some other macho dude.
Did he really think he needed security?
Since the Playgirl centerfold was being ignored by other guests like January Jones, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and Lindsay Lohan, the underage father sipped on his soda and checked his Blackberry for an hour, then disappeared.
Welcome to Hollywood! Enjoy those last few seconds while you can!
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Harsh lol
I wouldn't jinx yourself talking about 15 minutes….
ouch! what a low blow.
HA HA!
Lindsay Lohan apparently received an invitation, so why not Levi?
F*ck, he can cum visit me. He'll get ALL the attention he wants…
when is your 15 minutes up?????? soon i hope…..and levi is kinda hot unlike YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUKE!!
You're just pissed because you didn't get an invite. What a bitter phag you are.
you know I think the expression "15 minutes of fame" has had it's 15 minutes
So what?..he still looks alright…
I don´t think he´s got problems with girls…hehe…though he´s kinda douche
Sad. He's just a kid. Kudos to him for not showing his teeney tiny little winky.
make him go away!!!!
He is hawt..those girls just want to hang out with guys with drugs..then so be it!!..
Sounds like you at a party, Perez! The only difference is that he checks his Blackberry and you eat all the cake and food in the room before you leave.
He is pretty hot, but damn… Ricky Hollywood? Douchiest name I have ever heard… Aside from maybe Perez Hilton.
I kid.
He should be welcomed in Hollywood! Why not? He is just as relevant as Kim Kardashian, she got famous after a sex tape. I am all in favor of a new zlister making his own way in Hollywood via sex. Go for it Levi!
I doubt anyone would have cared if you were there as well Perez. LOL. Yeah this kid's 15 minutes are about up. He need to use the Playgirl money to pay attorneys and fight for joint custody of his son.
Levi's hott!! ive seen some of his model shots i think he could have a career at it
You have it wrong. There were pictures of him around people having a good time. It looks like he is the one who is bored. He is shy. Leave the guy alone.
I also see other people looking pretty bored. Check it out. Lindsay Lohan needs to go to rehab. Her name shouyld be on the D list.
Show peen or get off the stage.
it might be almost sad if it wasn't for the fact that he's a total jackass who allowed himself to be exploited by professional palin-haters and deluded himself into thinking that that made him some sort of star. you're a used tissue now, levi. hope that deserting your baby and girlfriend to make cheap shots about your baby's grandmother was worth it.
Was Johnson's Johnson a wee weewee? Did he get enough $$ for some good old child support?
HOTTIE!! But he definitely needs a new manager. A great manager would have already had America in love with Levi Johnston. He would have spun him as a great kid who was manipulated by Sarah Palin and the big mean government machine. We would have thought of him as this kid who fell in love with the Palin's daughter, made a mistake and had a baby but was trying to be a great father. We would have seen him as an handsome, "aw shucks", kind of country boy who men wanted to hang out with and women wanted to protect and make out with. His management is pathetic. This Ricky Hollywood and the playgirl stuff has just made him seem like a pathetic money grubbing fame whore. Such a shame, cause he is a cutie and I want to like him just because I dislike Sarah Palin so much.
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no one deserved it more.
Ricky Hollywood is is a gay porn sounding name. Here's hoping!
He's pretty grounded. I'd wager that Levi calling himself 'Ricky Hollywood' is self deprecating and very much tongue in cheek. I've seen him interviewed a few times, and think you could be off on this one, Mario. Let the poor guy get himself some paying gigs. He's got child support to pay and a mother-in-law from………..
Alaska.
What's the matter is the Chateau not kissing your ass so you're calling it shiteous? I hope in return they ban your fat ass for life. If they even know who you are in the first place.
KARMA!!! He really thinks he's famous?!!! Paris, stop giving him spot in your blog….he does not deserve any attention at all! Look at his face….what a shame!!!
He's sweet and cute. I loved the outfit. He
Who dressed him? He looks chunky in that outfit.
Hey fuckwad who dislikes Sarah Palin. She had an approval rating of 83 % and was Governor of the ONLY State in the black financially. She loves America, respects the Constitution (unlike the droves of fucking lunatic democrats currently in charge)! What exactly do you NOT APPROVE OF?ASSHOLE!
Well, he is new in town. Maybe he just doesn't know a lot of people yet? If he actually has "security" (and those weren't just friends of his) then he might be a little out of touch.
But whatever. He's a hot guy showing America his ass for his 15 minutes. Let's just indulge him and let him fade away immediately after.
What did he expect? I don't really understand what he's trying to accomplish by going to LA and posing nude and all that. He should get his GED and go to community college or something. Either that or just become a full on gay porn star. They make a lot of money.
I lost all respect for him when it was revealed he never had any intention of showing his cock. It was all a publicity stunt. His 15 minutes are over, it's time for him to go back to the trailer park.
Levi is here to stay for awhile!
If spencer pratt & jon gosselin are still here then Levi should be on these pages!
At least Levi has some credibilty!
Let's not forget that Levi is doing a pretty good job of keeping Sarah Palin in check. Don't under estimate Levi's influence there!
the onle ones who seem to want him are over the hill porn stars ! LMAO
Re: ohgoodness –
You're joking, right? Please tell me that you're joking about this p*ssant needing a new manager. You are hilarious!
Re: Real American – This is about Levi. You're on the wrong thread. WTF are you swearing about? Go wash your garbage mouth out.
i actually like Levi Johnston
This young man has stirred a lot of venom, because at any early age he's shown exceptional courage, to take on the Dragon Lady Palin, and to expose himself–and he looks great–in Playgirl, upsetting the hypocritical "fans" that follow Palin. If he was ignored at that party, then shame on those who did ignore him. Better than him? Oh, I doubt it.