They're Here! They're Here!

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Levi Johnston

Ladies and gentleman, let us introduce you to the smartest career move of 2009!

Check out a few pics of Levi Johnston's long-awaited seksi pictorial with Playgirl Magazine!

Sans peen, sadly.

Thoughts?????

Posted: Nov 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm / Email this »

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klkl says – reply to this

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meh
squeal says – reply to this

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a little boy trying to be a man FIRST
RakelSpektakel says – reply to this

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what's up with the ring on his wedding finger?
gemgal says – reply to this

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why does he have on a wedding band?
sharre says – reply to this

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He is so hawt! Not sure about the tatoo on his arm, but he looks fine for sure! Maybe he will surprise us and we will get a full frontal…but for the sake his baby…it would be better that he doesn't
blahblah12 says – reply to this

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call me blind but im not soo crazy about these pixs and i dont think i would like to see his peen ..his arpit hair is shaped like a snake.!
ainsleydowling says – reply to this

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omg omg omg! levi is a god! i'd do him anyday! famewhore or not!
schwag says – reply to this

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maybe his peen wasn't big enough for Playgirl
piunti64 says – reply to this

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All I can say Is oh My god!!!!!!!
willy949 says – reply to this

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gross
cobhc6669 says – reply to this

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DAMN! HE LOOKS GOOD! YUMYUMYUMYUMSCREWSCREWSCREWDICKDICKDICKBLOWJOB!
MMMMM…
ashleypallas says – reply to this

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somebody must not be packing… not impressed
super_sweet says – reply to this

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Ugh he looks ugly
mma2942 says – reply to this

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he looks like ricky martin….ehhh.
SJB says – reply to this

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Why does he have a ring on his left hand ring finger? Obviously he's not that cute if I'm only focusing on the ring. Lame pics.
notsarah says – reply to this

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looks kind of like it could be a pictorial in Men's Health…nothing too risque, but he is super young, so he has plenty of years ahead of him to show more skin in the future. Anyone who questions Sarah Palin is a winner in my book!
YOVANNI says – reply to this

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mmmmmmm? he can kinda get it
Cha Cha DeGregorio says – reply to this

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This will make his little boy sooooo proud.
Pinefan32435 says – reply to this

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!but i wanted to see his peen……
luv2readu says – reply to this

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hot!
Rachie Rach says – reply to this

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He looks HOT HOT HOT!!!! Wish he would have bared it all though.
afgirl1106 says – reply to this

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I THINK HE'S SEXY AND CUTE
willy949 says – reply to this

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i am gonna throw up
AustinMusick says – reply to this

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He's awfully big for only being 19 years old.
clearwatersun says – reply to this

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So absolutely unremarkable. Boring. Okay if he's just some dude you meet in a bar, but he thinks he's a movie star. And, he isn't. Tick, tick, tick.
Anonymousdude says – reply to this

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WHAT????????

He said he went to the gym SIX TIMES A WEEK - and *THIS* is the end result?

SERIOUSLY?????
SmeeSmigle says – reply to this

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I hate to admit it, but he's almost kinda hot!
Elliebug2 says – reply to this

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um no
deniflo says – reply to this

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first
Pugs'R'Us says – reply to this

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He must be so proud of himself. At least his momma can hang these in her cell. CLASSY all the way!
<3. says – reply to this

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His boobs look weird in the first one, and he has no ass, but other than that they're okay.
jenmadeline says – reply to this

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Now I see why Bristol had his baby…wow. Nice!
marcooo says – reply to this

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gay.

the real question is when will Sarah Palin pose for Playboy? Or when will her and Todd's sex tape leak??? this is the stuff we need to know!
Nautigrl121 says – reply to this

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whats with the ring on his left hand?
Haleigh10 says – reply to this

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aaahh…. thats not disterbing to me at all… (sarcasim)
Rhiley_Vestal says – reply to this

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meh…
Nelly_In_SJ says – reply to this

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Even if there is no peen, I've already wacked off to them.
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He has a cute body… glad he doesn't shave his pits.
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But you can see in the pics that he trims his pubes: a lot.
Pugs'R'Us says – reply to this

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Re: RakelSpektakel – That is a tattoo.
100words says – reply to this

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He's not even attractive.
Dark Phoenix says – reply to this

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Next.
Curious Yellow says – reply to this

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I don't think these are going to excite anyone. Bristol must of been shootin' for some of momma's oxyes.
Lisa W a Lil L says – reply to this

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his leg is short and fat around the thigh- hes going to be a chunker later in life you can tell..
Angi <3 says – reply to this

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lame.
erickaenvy says – reply to this

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yummmmmm
daustinb says – reply to this

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Such a tease! DAYUM! NICE LEGS there Levi!
alyjill123 says – reply to this

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SEXY!!
fluflag says – reply to this

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It isn't a ring.. it is a tattoo that says Bristol. He got it when they were dating.
SmeeSmigle says – reply to this

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And that nonsense on his finger isn't a ring. He has the name "Bristol" tattooed on his finger.

Yet another reason why you NEVER get someone's name tattooed on you!!
don413ny says – reply to this

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a lot of touching up
amycakes86 says – reply to this

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no thank you.
peachesTaylor says – reply to this

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i wish he showed more! just to freak out sarah palin and make her that much more uncomfortable he could have freaked the press out! imagine if he had a flesh light or something ROFL
Rhiley_Vestal says – reply to this

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The mom-thighs aren't really doing it for me.

Someone lost their tickets to the gun show.

And the fact that he goes from back to leg completely skipping the 'butt' part is definitely not arousing either.
seeitinow says – reply to this

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so FUCKING HOT AND SEXY
YUMMY BOY
HANDSOME HE,S ATRACTIVE
Zippedychick says – reply to this

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Only the first one is good.
Asheville Fitz says – reply to this

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Looks like ol time 42nd Street hustler

I did hear reports that he has a nice extra long foreskin, that's really all I wanted to see

Bet he has Gay Porn in his future
msguerrera says – reply to this

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He's not bad looking with clothes on, but the naked pics don't do much for me. And whats up with all the wet armpit hair?
sweetsanddsugar says – reply to this

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its not a ring on his finer, its a tatoo, but he for a douch, hes hot!
sweetsanddsugar says – reply to this

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its not a ring on his finger, its a tatoo, but he for a douch, hes hot!
puglove0304 says – reply to this

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fucking ew!
JCPR says – reply to this

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he's hot!!!!!!!! they're going to be adding more pictures next week! hopefully he shows his dick!
Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this

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Their better than I thought.
Frag The Paps says – reply to this

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Who the fuck seriously buys playgirl. Is it just for queers? Long ago some stars actually did it, but not in a long time. I didn't even know the mag was still around. Is it just for ass bandits?
beetroot says – reply to this

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wonky nip lol
he's still a bit phwoar though
seeitinow says – reply to this

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HOT AND SEXY
HANSOME
Katiedora says – reply to this

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I don't really think he looks all that great…
SWEETPIECE! says – reply to this

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There you go LG!
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xoSP
omgitsperez says – reply to this

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ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
wslandry says – reply to this

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What a average looking fuck!!! This guy much have a light switch under that towel. Makes me feel good that I'm not Mr. GQ but I have more in my trunk than this turd! Even his face so so freaking average looking. OMG what a joke!!!!!
dougla says – reply to this

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he worked out and got to THIS? wow…was expecting a LOT more. And check out his leg…..kinda heavy and flabby….. wow…not impressed…not impressed at all. Playgirl will probably be disappointed in the sales for this as well. NEXT!
SusanE68 says – reply to this

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I wonder if Sexy Sarah did him? He is super hot though! Maybe that's why he and Bristol broke up. lol!
blahblah12 says – reply to this

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Re: wslandry – i agree but thats because hes an average loser who fucked his way to z-list fame
dave_o says – reply to this

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HOT !!!
now we want the tell all book pls levi
Laury says – reply to this

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Not that hot. This guy has the sensuality and charisma of a door knob. Come back in ten years when you're a grown man, Levi.
Ashley<3sgossip says – reply to this

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hahahha.. Playboy actually thought people may pay to see this? Whats attractive about a lil boy w/ his own name tattooed on his arm.. he doesn't even have the kind of muscle definition to be posing nude. I feel bad for those that actually paid for that issue.
ariel0813 says – reply to this

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this is stupid those pictures might as well be in us weekly there is nothing special about them
Kathagr says – reply to this

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Well he's hot, but nothing special he should have dropped it all!
Kamilalil says – reply to this

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Oh PLEASE ! He is HOT… STUPID and a FAMEWHORE…. but those pictures are hot. He is 100000 times hotter than P Rat.
Starflower11 says – reply to this

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The wet armpit hair killed it for me. Not very attractive to me… He isn't my type at all… LOL

Lots of gossip on these pics for nothin. Smart career move tho!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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No peen; no point. Literally.
htownboy says – reply to this

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OH my JESUS
DaniellO says – reply to this

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Ok, ok…he's pretty hot. There are many nay-sayers on here, but let's be real: for a 19 year old from NOWHERE, he's a good-looking young man. Better than a lot of the guys I went to HS with! You all can knit-pick him all you want, but if no one knew anything about him, most of y'all would agree he's a decent looking guy, for sure.
Definitely hotter than Bristol; she's already half-way to being a frumpish middle-aged mom, and that is NOT even including the fact that she has a baby already! But let's look at it this way—if he makes money doing this, then he can support his child, so let him do it! What else is a 19-year old dad gonna do? Hard to pay for college when you are paying child support!
coco321 says – reply to this

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nice!
LEAH. says – reply to this

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Okay, I was mildly aroused until I saw his last name tattooed on his arm. Who the fuck does that?
Magilles says – reply to this

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Why doesn't douchebag try being a father first?
cozmo says – reply to this

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Almost as entertaining as Lady Gaga
kaylzx says – reply to this

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he is extremely hot. omfg.
xX LO! Xx says – reply to this

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id fuck him
didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this

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Who gets their own name tattooed on their arm, and so huge?
suzieq2 says – reply to this

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His body actually looks a lot 'softer' than I thought it would. He's okay for a regular guy, but not for a model.
chaosdancer says – reply to this

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HATERS, HATERS, HATERS!!! I was never interested in Playgirl until Levi. Honestly, he is still the only reason I'm interested. I can't wait for the poster and his issue. He is absolutely beautiful. I would've loved to be at that shoot. If he decides to go full monty later, I'd love to be his fluffer…
ladynTO says – reply to this

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I am relieved he didn't go full frontal and just hope for his sake his naked pictures don't get leaked onto the internet
Crystal Clear says – reply to this

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Eh.
georgiagd13 says – reply to this

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last photo looks gay
rezzyfan says – reply to this

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I was excited to see them but not rly impressed at all….ok…
Serena, You Twats! says – reply to this

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What has he done to get a Playgirl spread?
Pables says – reply to this

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All that fuss for this???
John Edwards scandal was way better….
And now what???
Now the ball is on The Palins court !!!
to be continued…….
jewelsinme says – reply to this

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I thought he was really cute at first, but now that he seems to be aware of his good looks, he honestly is not half as cute to me anymore.
mom22freaks says – reply to this

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What a cute guy!
themeangirl says – reply to this

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tha on his wedding finger is a tatto…. a BRISTOL tatto
tick_tock_tick_tock says – reply to this

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He's not very attractive…body and face. I'm a Democrat but even I think he is wrong to talk shit about his childs Grandmother.

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