And we're not kidding!
Local El Lay DJ Matthew Roberts went on a search for his biological father and found a serial killer!
After locating his birth mother, he discovered that his father was Charles Manson! And what's worse is that his conception was the result of a rape in 1967.
"She even said, 'You look just like him,'" said Roberts.
And as you could imagine, the discovery sent him into a severe depression!
"I didn't want to believe it. I was frightened and angry. It's like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father,” he continued. "I'm a peaceful person - trapped in the face of a monster."
In order to confirm, Roberts began exchanging mail with Manson, who is detained for life at Corcoran State Prison in California.
“He sends me weird stuff and always signs it with his swastika,” he continued. “At first I was stunned and depressed. I wasn't able to speak for a day. I remember not being able to eat."
Manson's response is truly disturbing when he remembered raping Terry, Roberts' birth mother: "The truth is the truth. The truth hurts."
Although Matthew fears that he has characteristics that resemble his father, "I'm not nuts but I've got a little bit of it. It's scary and upsetting. If I get worked up, my eyes get really big and that's really freaked some people out before. I've tried to tone that down quite a bit. I don't like having that effect on people."
But, he won't pick up the phone to call Manson!
"If I did talk to Charlie on the phone, I would say, 'I truly understand what it's like to be you, more than anyone could ever imagine on so many levels.'”
"He's my biological father - I can't help but have some kind of emotional connection. That's the hardest thing of all - feeling love for a monster who raped my mother. I don't want to love him, but I don't want to hate him either," said Roberts.
This is truly a case where ignorance is bliss!