John Mayer Is A Sex Martyr!!!
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Damn you, mainstream media!
According to John Mayer, you are the only thing keeping his peen from entering the hallow vajayjay oblivion!
"I should be having sex with more girls," he told the New York Times.
What about boys???
But, it's the public scrutiny of his love life that keeps him in check!
"It’s crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble," he said. "I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare."
Get over yourself!
As if the media isn't helping you get laid!
Or could there be another reason you're denying the yones?!
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Oh, poor John Mayer!!! Waaaah!!!!
OH GIVE IT UP ALREADY! He's not going gay for you okay??
notice, he specified 'girls'– which means that he has been having plenty of sex with boys already
The biggest problem for the Gay community is people like Perez Hilton who have this delusion that every man is secretly gay and just dying to come out of the closet.
'I should be having sex with more girls' …. now if a woman has said 'i should be having sex with more boys' the world would have stopped and everyone would be calling her a slut , a whore and every name under the sun.
Pathetic, he's ugly and stupid and no woman in her right mind would sleep with him. He's an STD waiting to happen.
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*yawn* this homo is almost as boring as his music - nobody cares about your love life, loser!! why don't you hit the gym and develop some post-adolescent muscle, it's obviously long overdue
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He's a nut. Stay away from him girls!!
:: Too Bad He Didnt Say Boys ,I Would Love Me Some Of Him Even Though He Seems Stupid::
FU Perez! You know ur secretly in love with John… Leave the poor guy alone. He IS NOT gay, but if he was, he would get more guys then u've ever had.
John Mayer…MMMMMMMMMMMMMM, Yummy!
wut bullshit, would papparazzi even recognize him? lol
Dry heaves
Re: Crayan – -
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sorry honey, John Mayer is queer as a three dollar bill
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however, you are correct - he'd never want Perez' bloated, talentless body anywhere close to his
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The paparazzi and all media are UNMERCIFUL with celebrity personal lives.
I agree with John Mayer 100%. Constant scrutiny must get SO OLD.
What a self-absorbed douchebag!!
Mayer is awesome.
Is he is gay?
lol he looks like a fug version of Lambert in this picture.
So, the media isn't completely useless after all! Their presence is actually keeping this douche from achieving his goal of mega-doucheness. BRAVO media!!
i'd equate dating him with punishment and disappointment as well — it's been a very long 15 minutes
Enough already! Quit sniffing around with suspicion, hoping to find out that someone who is heterosexual is gay!! It's so disrespectful. For someone that wants equal rights so badly you surely do not respect people's sexual orientation when it is not the *direction* you want it.
It's not very smart of him to admit wanting more one night stands. What is he trying to do, attract women? Only cheap hookers will be impressed, that's clear.
Uhm, some humility would be good, for a start. When it becomes about the girl, he might get somewhere…and whoa is he with his statement equating dating women with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. Be 32, he should be able to sort the wheat from the chafe mentally. If he can't separate the star making machinery that earns him his living from reality, then he needs to practice. Start by not believing your own press.
Jesus, come out already.
Very Nice Guitar playing and chops, btw.
he should get into another high profile relationship because that is what is expected of him, or, just dont care and date whoever you feel like….fuck gossip mongers
I'm not saying that John is gay, or straight, or whatever, but wouldn't it be hotter if he just went for boys every once in a while–kinda like a lost weekend sweaty rolled up sheets on the dirty motel bathroom floor kinda thing? Huh? Huh?
Oh, Johnny. Quit caring so much about what other people think.
he is bi for sure!!!
Another one who is so incredibly talented, yet his douchiness has to get in the way!
I used to be a big fan and bought the cd's. Now I can't even listen to his music on the radio, or internet because he has just become bigger than his music now, and NOT in a good way.
He just needs to lower his standards. I'm sure there are plenty of groupies who want to fuck his brains out.
ohhh poor jealous little perez. gotta tell ya, the last time i was at a mayer concert, he tore your fatass apart for being such a pathetic loser. even in a classy, humorous fashion. ahh, must be nice to have CLASS mario, huh?
LOVE him.