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Twilight Pushes Heroin!!!

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Never underestimate Twilight as a marketing tactic - just ask NYC drug dealers!!!

Heroin baggies, featuring a cartoon Robert Pattinson, were recently seized in West Hempstead, Long Island, yet the Twilight brand drugs have been gaining popularity all over the east coast.

According to New York Special Agent in Charge John Gilbride, a dime bag of heroin in New York is cheaper than a six pack of beer, so look out for the childrenz!

We know those Twi-kids will start to hit those drugs Twi-hard!!!

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45 comments to “Twilight Pushes Heroin!!!”

  1. BOKO says – reply to this


    1

    Dealers will call their stuff anything to get attention. But methinks they are being a tad ironic here. Can't imagine any of the Disney-ish Twi fans doing smack, or reefer, or smoking for that matter.



  2. 2

    Wtf?



  3. 3

    Twilight is a junkie's allegory - all too appropriate - this is awesome!



  4. 4

    15 1t s4d th4t 1m n0t 3v3n surpr15ed?!i?!i



  5. 5

    That shows the degrading, sick, twisted, need to be shot in the head people that are on this planet. They are going to take one of the biggest fads right now and use it against kids. I mean seriously? They're using Twilight to sell poison. Yeah they have a special place in hell. Right next to child molesters and animal abusers.



  6. 6

    Aw! That's so sad. Everyone's trying to profit off New Moon! Even the drug dealers!



  7. 7

    that's why the kids watch those movies, hahahaha, heroin WOULD make twilight better



  8. 8

    The Twilight series IS AN ADDICTION, obviously



  9. 9

    I blame k-stew for this lol jks



  10. 10

    What kind of beer does this pig buy?
    It's called a dime bag cause it costs $10



  11. 11

    Re: Zombie Hitler
    haha, nothing new SylentViolet, when I was in high school, lsd was sold on images like Beavis and Butthead



  12. 12

    Re: Zombie Hitler

    LOL Zombie, I meant the drug dealers, but you already knew that didn't you?

    Still you gotta admit Drug Dealers using a cult sensation to hurt more kids…yeah special place in hell.



  13. 13

    In Twilight Edward tells Bella that she is like his perfect brand of heroin…



  14. 14

    i hit that shit up everyday



  15. 15

    Disgusting and unbelievable for one to do that. Clever marketing scheme though, targeting the crazy teenage crowd with twilight. Sick, but clever. I hope they burn the bastards behind this.



  16. 16

    HAHA, i love living in long island.



  17. 17

    I live on Long Island, and the heroin problem is so big, nothing but stupid rich kids with nothing better to do. It use to be that pot was the worries of high school teachers and parents but pot is like nothing anymore.
    i hate LI lol



  18. 18

    lmafo i live a town away.. this would happen there, in west hempstead. its so effing funny to hear about this !!!!! druggies in west hepstead… figures.



  19. 19

    Re: littlepants19

    ps. west hempstead is nothing close to rich. the town next to it rvc is rich, i could see rvc kids going to west hempstead but not most likely… most of west hempstead stays to themselves with their drug dealers/druggiess.



  20. 20

    i just died laughing.

  21. ap076 says – reply to this


    21

    All heroin goes by some name or another. Strikes me as a dealer looking to cash in very quickly because this press will bring the locals and the DEA on the asses faster than a Kardashian will spread her legs at a N A A C P convention.



  22. 22

    thats fucking awesome. i mean not the drugs… but the fact that hes on the bags and stupid people are buying it. smart idea though



  23. 23

    WTF is this shite?
    So many people cashing in on Twilight. They would have sold more if it was a photo printed on there…it's not like they would be worrying about copyright laws or anything!!
    In Australia they have come out with Twilight washing powder….what the hell with that?!



  24. 24

    you're my personal brand of heroin!!! LOL great marketing, lousy product.



  25. 25

    WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET THIS SHIZ?!?! I WANT TO SNORT ME SOME RPATZ!



  26. 26

    Oh. My. God. What I wouldn't give to hear RPatz thoughts on this. He face is selling dime bags of heroin. That's gotta be a hard pill to swallow. RPatz is so hot that he could sell a baggie of black tar heroin to his fans. That is sick.



  27. 27

    Oh and you know the Pope is just shaking his head saying, "I told you so. "



  28. 28

    Really? Peole are that fricken obsessed and that fricken stupid?!



  29. 29

    Re: JujuBean114
    n0t r341y



  30. 30

    Oh my God! Messed up!



  31. 31

    What the fuck is going in is this world??? I know Edward says "you are like my own personal bag of herion" but I didn't know this is what he ment

  32. @v@ says – reply to this


    32

    Pushers have no shame.



  33. 33

    WTF??????



  34. 34

    Hahahhaha, that's awesome! They need to start pressing a dork-ass Twilight image into E pills now.



  35. 35

    hahaaha

    honestly Robert's faces is too ugly to even on go on baggies (:



  36. 36

    Why not? His picture is plastered all over Burger King and McDonalds cups.



  37. 37

    those dealers shouldn't have put rob's face there!! seems likes he's involved or something



  38. 38

    Re: SylentViolet – i agree



  39. 39

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ!!!! that has to be the awzomest thing evaa!!!



  40. 40

    omggg !that's weirddd!!it's like you get high on robert pattinson !!LOL



  41. 41

    STUPID AS HELL!!!!!!



  42. 42

    Wow, are you kidding me? Well, that's a nice way to stay above the influence. How ’bout them apples:D



  43. 43

    LMAO! It had to be here in Long Island…! xD



  44. 44

    'F"ed up



  45. 45

    That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. All drug dealers should be shipped off to some deserted island and left to their own devices. Sick.