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A New Moon Landing

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They're back!

Get ready to stalk Twi-Hards of El Lay county!

Last night, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson returned to California after two weeks of worldwide press promotion for The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

It more than paid off at the box office, but what kind of toll has it taken on our favorite vamp and his wench?

Kristen just looks like her regular crabby and nauseated self, but poor R-Patz looks beyond exhausted. And what's with the distance, kids?

Afraid the world is going to go nuts with speculation that you two are doing the nasty and cover every magazine with rumors that you two are married,pregnant, or otherwise involved romantically if you stand too close to one another?

Too late!

Nice to have you back! What will you do with all this time on your hands? Maybe get crackin on Breaking Dawn???

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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66 comments to “A New Moon Landing”



  1. 1

    lucc is dat edwrd hes so sexey[[[but i don remeber hinm having white eyes]]]lolz!!!!:D



  2. 2

    If they're together, fine. If not, fine. We care too much about their personal lives.



  3. 3

    COOL!
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  4. 4

    Poor Rob and Kris! They look Tired!



  5. 5

    ah my baby looks tired :( cum rest with me pet…then get cracking on Breaking Dawn!!!



  6. 6

    Stop hating on Kristen,your jealousy of her relationship with robert is annoying…

  7. andja says – reply to this


    7

    oh shut up Perez! You should wash your mouth with a soap!



  8. 8

    argh stop being horrible about her you like can write it but what 'dont have the guts to say it to her face-NOPE and yep im gonna tell ya why because you kinow its really horrible' i mean were you 'perez' crying i saw it over a little slap??? well words can hurt more!!! no you know what im not gonna say anything else whats the point your like a child who cries when things dont go how they plan or people dont think how they want them to what is it you said again hmmmm let me think….. ow yer "im a human being" whilst crying may i add like a little baby! rrrrr did someone get a boo boo?? well kristen is a 19yr old beautiful girl who is also human being and may i add talented and because she wont conform what she gets this! think about it ya no if ya can!



  9. 9

    actually, eclipse is next



  10. 10

    Most people don't look happy walking through an airport. Stop hating on Kristen Stewart you fucktard. Perez is a mutant cartoon.



  11. 11

    who cares…i'm over it!



  12. 12

    Re: Jennifer Juniper

    Eclipse is already filmed. Breaking Dawn is not.



  13. 13

    awh coming home from NYC together, so cute



  14. 14

    I wish someone would photograph your fatass after a long flight, oh yeah, no one would care enough to do so. you're a douche!



  15. 15

    Re: Jennifer Juniper – they have already filmed Eclipse



  16. 16

    ok… I posted another comment on here… it never showed, but my second one did. what gives?



  17. 17

    that movie reviewed so poorly they had to almost do a tour to hype it.



  18. 18

    Re: Jennifer Juniper
    yea, but actually they have already finished filming this



  19. 19

    I think it's sad the way the media hounds Robsten but I do wish they would just come out with the obvious already…



  20. 20

    she is so dammm sexy.check out w w w . u s e x e d . c o m /sexy for some sexy and hooot videos



  21. 21

    how can u tell if he looks tired with does big dark glasses on >



  22. 22

    ur a nasty gay pervert. u need to get over your nasty obsession over pattinson and ur ridiculous hate over stewart. u need help u perv.



  23. 23

    Cute and sexy .. both of them



  24. 24

    vampires are supposed to vaporize when the suns out - wtf?



  25. 25

    Ahhhh, they are so cute and hot together. Let's hope they can spend the next week in bed with each other…



  26. 26

    it's so stupid how you constantly bash kristen stewart. it's childish and very predictable at this point. how about you surprise us for one and say something nice about her or any one of the other girls who happen to be dating hot guys you disgustingly fantasize over. get over it perez. rob would rather be water boarded then have your dick anywhere near him.



  27. 27

    I think that Robert is the one that look more crappy that Kristen.



  28. 28

    gawd she's such a waste.



  29. 29

    I just saw New Moon. I have to say I was very disappointed. It had nothing to do with the actors. I love them all. Twighlight was way better. New moon had to many things going on. Don't waste your money.



  30. 30

    iits tru you are obssed and jealous of kristen lol.



  31. 31

    UGH!!!!!



  32. 32

    Sooooo over people bashing Perez If you don't like what he has to say stop coming to his site and reading it! You come here to be nosey and up in celebrities’ personal business. Perez’s comments and drawings are funny! And guess what? Other people find them funny or his site wouldn’t be so popular! So take your homophobic, K-stew lovin self over to another website!!! No one is forcing you to be on this site. I LOVE the silly boy crushes and the hating their GF’s, it’s FUNNY! Who wants to read a site that sucks up to all celebrities? Stop taking everything so serious people! Lighten up, it’s FUNNY….



  33. 33

    it's annoying when perez sh*ts on female actresses and states (unfairly) how they look frumpy compared to the MALE actors. Come on, let's be fair. Heterosexual women are more than generous in acknowledging when other females look *hot*. Time to be more "equal opportunity," and stop hating on women juss cuz you're not attracted to them!!!!



  34. 34

    Are you serious. Their expressions are basically the same here. How can one look exhausted and the other look crabby. Stop hating on Kristen. She's young and she's overwhelmed, let it go. I have NEVER taken offense to her EVER on anything she has to say. She's just saying what many stars feel and never say. Don't hate on her because Rob prefers her gender, seriously.



  35. 35

    the look nice even tired!!! THEY ARE BOTH GORGEOUS!!! TEAM EDWARD!!!!



  36. 36

    I hope they get going on Breaking Dawn!! Its said that its going to be filmed in Oregon and regardless if its filmed here or not, my mom and I are auditioning my little sister for Renesmee



  37. 37

    Re: pinupgirl76 – if the people who disliked perez didn't come on here, he would have no website. that's why he says what he says and does what he does to cause controversy.



  38. 38

    those damn yellow sneakers are fugly! Those bug me so bad! lol



  39. 39

    Just because you want rob doesnt mean you can just hate on kristen like that. I mean, she is awkward and weird and kinda odd… what was I talking about?



  40. 40

    theyre so damn COOL and they dont even try



  41. 41

    This hating shit is getting real old Perez. Get over yourself and go suck glamberts wang :)

  42. over says – reply to this


    42

    love her, hate hate her fugly clothes wish she would burn them



  43. 43

    COULD YOU STOP HATING ON KRISTEN STEWART FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.
    You have created this weird obession with hating her and adding rude comments EVERY TIME you mention her.
    It is getting so old and you are acting so immature considering you don't even know her and I don't even give a damn about Twilight.

    WAY TO JUDGE PEOPLE. Aren't you against that by the way?
    Double standard



  44. 44

    Kristen looks fine Perez! Leave her alone! Celebrities don't have to look red carpet hot all the time.



  45. 45

    Woah Kristen, take it easy on those lbs!! Your thighs are lookin a little on the thick side girl.

  46. mave says – reply to this


    46

    They look good together! Rob always look HOT!!!! Just leave them alone and give them some moments to absorb.



  47. 47

    Poor guy..



  48. 48

    umm if theyre trying to hide a relationship it looks more obvious walking away from eachother..bc if you take a flight with a friend y ou usually walk out with them



  49. 49

    Its about time Rob came home to London to see his family! He seems too interested in being 'American' …… Not cool!



  50. 50

    Re: StellaChanel
    It's people like you that are encouraging young girls to starve themselves to death. Tw*t!



  51. 51

    Bahahaha:) That's funny, I love his beanie hat:)



  52. 52

    They're back and so is their smell. Don't they ever clean themselves up?



  53. 53

    Better be working on Breaking Dawn!!!



  54. 54

    These two deserve a good long rest. They've been filming Eclipse and non-stop traveling for New Moon back-to-back. And quit whining Perez, its getting beyond annoying! Ur such a petty bitch!



  55. 55

    edward is soo gorgous =3 even tired + coming back from NYC!
    +
    Perez loving the wench comment teehee =P



  56. 56

    LOLL !!he's soo hot (robert pattinson)



  57. 57

    they do look beat.. the need some r&r. at the end of the day the r people.. kristen n rob.. not bella n edward. give em a break



  58. 58

    HAHA if i were her i would be all over him!! i dont care what people think!! omigosh breaking dawn and eclispse are gonna be flipping amazing!!!!



  59. 59

    Yes, I have to agree with you Jesayaa. you're right. the jealousy that you Perez have of K-stew and R-patzz' relationship is annoying. Stop that, just hating k-stew all the time. why don't you hate yourself you big fat bastard? you'd do a favor to evryone that isn't like you



  60. 60

    WOW

  61. cata says – reply to this


    61

    Kristen Steqsrt looks like samantha Ronson



  62. 62

    yay they're back! :]]
    can't wait for eclipse!



  63. 63

    they look exhausted which is totally normal..



  64. 64

    Aww they are lovely.
    But Robert, and I would be even
    more precious lOl.. But let's not worry
    about their personal life, so what if they
    are stand ofish at least they are not media
    whores! I respect that, though I'd like to see
    more of Robert. Both amazing Actors.



  65. 65

    Re: Jennifer Juniper – I think the joke was that in breaking dawn hey have sex. lol.



  66. 66

    OMG..He is so beautiful.. And handsome and sweet.. we cant get enough of rob!!!