Completely Gratuitous

Objectification never looked so good!

The world's favorite beefcake, Taylor Lautner, is gracing the cover of Rolling Stone this month.

Why they made him keep his shirt on, we don't know, but we're sure this shot will provoke your tweeny, girlish squeals regardless.

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Posted: Nov 24, 2009 at 12:15 pm / Email this »

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Crystabellina says – reply to this

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Wow.
LizardKinG says – reply to this

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1 1/2 Stars thats all that stupid movie rated…
Renee1234 says – reply to this

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It's so wrong this boy is only 17. Cute young man.
carleey says – reply to this

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okay, so! yay for taylor lautner, good actor, really nice looking, nice personality. but i'm starting to feel bad for him and everyone wanting him for his new '30lb more muscle' body.
in interviews, it's mostly focused on his body, magazines they focus on his body. NOT BAD but i think it's going a little overboard.
the1 u luv 2 h8! says – reply to this

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Ain't he like 17 years old - imagine if Miley Cyrus took this exact same photo, the media would would b all in her shit!
DollfaceKatie says – reply to this

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Holy hell!
Soulsoulshock says – reply to this

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omg… he is fine
mystatusisbaddest.com says – reply to this

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Not a huge Twilight fan, but THAT is breathtaking.
rikkijonas200 says – reply to this

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I just hyperventlated when i saw that..
And sqealed..
I never do that.

DAMMIT,
is the mail here yet?

And what the hell is up with the negative comments?
Why do you have an account if your just going to bash?
Miss Anndriel says – reply to this

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just fell off my chair!!
Poindexter-X says – reply to this

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I hope this cute-thang-of-the-month saves his money. His acting isn't very good.
samanthajones_pr says – reply to this

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, I FEEL GUILTY LOOKING AT HIM
MakiMaki says – reply to this

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How old is he again?
Yeah what if Miley did this cover? with wet t-shirt?
You'd already be crucifing her.
Greatdane/ says – reply to this

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sure he has a good body, but to me thats it./

JMO people, i'm not saying he is ugly, just not my 'cup of tea'
samanthajones_pr says – reply to this

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when does this come out? does anyone know
tigrrrlilly says – reply to this

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i am so sick of looking at this kid. i can't wait til all this retarded teenage vampire shit goes away.
Aimee999 says – reply to this

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FUCK. i hope they have a poster of him in there
HES GORGEOUS
and im 17 so its fine for me to perve
hollywoods young girls are getting slutty
and young guys are getting HOT.
cali kitty says – reply to this

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ummm..good bod not so into his face weird looking
loveprofusion says – reply to this

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Nice! He reminds me of a young Matt Damon!
pakowwww says – reply to this

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omggg why are you only 17…..
kaykay85 says – reply to this

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Best. Magazine. Eveeeeer. I am so glad I am a subscriber (: ♥
singsong says – reply to this

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Don't get me wrong, the boy is hot… but he is also the same age as Miley Cyrus. If she were on the cover in a wet t-shirt arching her back, I somehow don't think it would have garnered the same reaction… we talk about hypocrisy in the industry because of the "Lambert Controversy"; this seems to be a double standard we accept!
ohperezluvyou says – reply to this

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HOT. Gosh, would I like to romp him
mriiadelmar says – reply to this

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he is so hot! but i dont like that pic for a cover, the ball looks like something coming out of his head!
GlitterInTheAir says – reply to this

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I will definitely be buying this issue of Rolling Stone!!
MichelleInWonderland says – reply to this

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Nice body but his face… Not so nice.
canuck17 says – reply to this

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he's 17 but he is soo cute and sooooo DAMN HOT!!!
LaffyTaffy says – reply to this

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He's such a cutie. Ahhh to be 17 again.
QuelQuel<3 says – reply to this

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MY GAWDD… CAN'T…. BREATH… AAH… !!!
*needs air xD*
samanthajones_pr says – reply to this

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ITS OK HE'LL BE LEGAL NEXT YEAR hahaha
Candace88 says – reply to this

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Absolutely Gorgeous!
LDD says – reply to this

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He seems like such a sweet kid. I just don't think he has a good looking face, it's almost animal looking….

Anyways I feel bad for the kid that people are just obsessing over his body. And its truly disgusting that Perez is probably fantisizing about god knows what with this poor kid.
you are a sick fuck perez
Crazyy_Cesira says – reply to this

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mmm…i love! [:
MiMi09 says – reply to this

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i should be arrested for looking at this lmao
StellaChanel says – reply to this

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YES YES YES YES!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!! YES!!!!!
lilnino says – reply to this

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isn't it a bit early for my pedo bear jig? AW, what the hell, this jig's for you Taylor!
bitemepls says – reply to this

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hells yeah! damn hes hot!
lexylarae says – reply to this

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HOLY SWEET SIX-PACK, BATwoMAN! QUICK, TO THE BATCAVE COUGARS!
ElskanMin says – reply to this

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Unbelievable how hot he is at only 17!
Salsita Mama says – reply to this

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OMG! Plain and simple, Taylor is a hunk! Talk about a wet t-shirt…hot hot hot. When does he turn 18?
Nelly_In_SJ says – reply to this

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what a hot 17 yr old.
face_time says – reply to this

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Suddenly I'm overtaken by a need to go to the gym. God damn you, Taylor, and your perfect abs and biceps.
Carlotta Tendant says – reply to this

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Where's a tsunami when you need one?
emmabell says – reply to this

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Perez….I love that you so graciously share all these juicy photos with us!! Taylor looks amazing!
joebsf says – reply to this

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does anyone else see the resemblance to hilary swank?
insertsobriquet says – reply to this

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Okay…he has a nice body, but that's about it. If they put that football over his face then I might actually buy it.
furiousfelinefuries says – reply to this

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ORGASM!
celebluvr67 says – reply to this

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Woah! yea thats nice!
Soda-Pop-Lover says – reply to this

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Rob is 1000 times hotter. Taylor is cute, but idk…. he doesn't do it for me lol
concertjunkie73 says – reply to this

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Seriously. Are they trying to make us lust over a 17 year old like we're a bunch of pervs? Its working. Dangggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.
Kamilalil says – reply to this

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Miley Cyrus is 17 and you people call her a whore for wearing short shorts !!!!
Taylor Lauter and Miley Cyrus are the same age !
originalTink says – reply to this

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i may masturbate over this later
glitzymama says – reply to this

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whomever took this pic should be fired. i don't think this guy is all that attractive, but seriously, the football behind the head? he looks like a cone head in this pic? what were they thinking????
SarahAnaya says – reply to this

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holy fucking shit O_O somewhere chris hansen is laughing and getting squad car ready to hall all our pedo asses too jail …. it should be illegal for a 17 year old too look like that , seriously , and he's supposedly dating taylor swift , man she is noot hott at all , he deserves someone waay better than that , damn okay breathe LOL
shesinga says – reply to this

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I'd like them to make a Jacob shaped lolly pop
Anonymousdude says – reply to this

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This is SUCH A TOUCHED UP picture - yet his face *STILL* looks this UGLY??
so what says – reply to this

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isn't he still a minor?
questionmark says – reply to this

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CONEHEAD!!!!!
bad fucking picture. what kind of photographer doesn't pay attention to things like this?!
mrsrobinson01 says – reply to this

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fire that photographer…he looks like a conehead
Jenirockstar says – reply to this

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Holy Fuckin Hot!
perezhasanalleakage says – reply to this

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another reason why this magazine has 0 credibility anymore with music fans
zoyavice says – reply to this

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good lord……hes scrumptious face and body !
jp1988 says – reply to this

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Gay and on steriods. Even with a diet and personal trainer I don't believe any 17 year old could get that body that fast. He'd rather date Zac Efron, not Taylor Swift.
Lilwamie says – reply to this

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Why are you people putting him in the category as miley For one yes it would b a big deal if she were to do this cover bc she is a child actor little girls all over the world look up to her an watch her I dont think its fair to compare! An also have you checked out the nip slip or the racy photos on her myspace…
kybluegrassboy says – reply to this

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LICK! LICK! oh wait…he is only 17!
Strappers says – reply to this

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Oh sweet Jesus!!! He is hot!!
gadget63 says – reply to this

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delicious!
MidnightSun says – reply to this

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My god. 17 years old. Unbelievable. In three or so years that boy will be even more heartbreakingly gorgeous… I love Rob but honestly he's got nothing to this guy looks-wise. Heck, even personality.. the way Taylor comes across in interviews is much more mature and relaxed.
Nicky99 says – reply to this

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sooo glad they didn't give him the X for the second movie!
star_brite says – reply to this

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Ovvveerrrattteeddd
Trinty says – reply to this

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OH ENOUGH WITH HIS AGE….HE HAS GOT IT….THE THINGS I'M THINKING I WOULD LOVE TO DO TO…. AND WITH HIM. HE WILL BE 18 2/11, AND I CAN'T WAIT. I ALREADY DON'T FEEL BAD FOR THINKING XXX THINGS….OKAY SORRY….I'M CALMING DOWN NOW.
seeitinow says – reply to this

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hate his big ugly nose
twipattzfan says – reply to this

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he's not even good looking! that face is horrible!
Yellow Peeps says – reply to this

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In all the interviews and press he's gotten lately, he seems like a good guy.
Seems to be handling fame pretty well for his young age. Go Taylor
alexismarkowsky says – reply to this

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I just saw new moon last night and oh my lord is he STEAMING.
personally i don't liek the movies that much, just the shirtless men
kimsugar says – reply to this

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God help me I want to do bad things to this little boy
Lesie D says – reply to this

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People are saying: well if miley did it…
but people aren't realizing that all guys go without shirts when swimming, working outside, etc. If you see miley with a wet t shirt on and nothing under it…which we HAVE, it IS a big deal. girlies need to keep their girlies covered!
chas2042 says – reply to this

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I just fell in love with him alll over again
SteelKurtain says – reply to this

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this is why Rolling Stone isn't selling anymore.it used to be a music magazine with people in the music industry people on the cover not some flash in the pan teen pinup.
it's turned into People magazine,SHAME ON YOU ROLLING STONE..
Faux says – reply to this

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I dont see the fuzz
A Voice of Sanity says – reply to this

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ABSOLUTELY H-O-T!
branbxoxo says – reply to this

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So Miley is called "too sexy" at 17 (your words, one of the FEW things I agree with you on) but you, a GROWN MAN, can call a 17 yr old sexy, yummy, and draw smiley faces on his junk, and THAT is ok? Your obsession with him and Justin Bieber is CREEPY. Do you EVER have a man of your own? Or is lusting after teenage boys the only sexual satisfaction you have?
branbxoxo says – reply to this

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Sorry, Miley is 16, not 17…doesn't matter, either way is wrong, I just knew someone would try to all me out on that so I'm correcting it.
jones19 says – reply to this

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I remember seeing a video from this shoot. He got a lot wetter! Wish they had put a photo of him like that on the cover…regardless he looks FINE!
jess1021 says – reply to this

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Oh my DEAR GOD.
Jesayaa says – reply to this

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Your obsession with those young Hollywod guys is soooo wrong,Taylor's still a kid and you're like 37/38 (don't know your age and don't care how old you are) it's totally disgusting.
MaudjeNL says – reply to this

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Hmm not the most attractice face he's making, maybe because of the sun, and yes the football looks a little ridiculous, am i the only 17 who doesn't squeal? Yes he has a hotttttt body but a lot of other people do, i hope his acting gets a lttle better, although it was decent in New Moon. And yes i agree with some of the other comment, hippocrits! If miley, i confess she is dumb, but yeah, probably a brain washing by disney gone wrong, does this, everyone immediately calls her a slut, hehum* perez….. and with him we sigh and melt like butter, not that this gorgeous body makes me complain, just saying
SophieJane says – reply to this

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Wow! Taylor really has turned into a dark, brooding hunk of a young man. I saw New Moon yesterday afternoon and was practically DROOLING over the bare, manly chests that graced the screen throughout!
Ebonics says – reply to this

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He did such an awesome job as jacob and embodied him to a T his performance was my favorite in the whole movie he carried every scene he was in with kirsten but the only thing that ruined his performance for me was the fact that the 40yr old moms next to me were commenting on how sexy they though he was and how he wasnt sharkboy anymore… really i feel guitly about finding him attractive sometimes and im only 19 if you are 21 and older u should not be talking about him that way cus he is only 17 ppl!
taylor_love says – reply to this

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fuck. he's so hot.
Coletje1 says – reply to this

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me like!!!
kaylzx says – reply to this

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it sucks he's in that stupid twilight movie. whatevs. he's still gorgeous.
Mommy O'Twins says – reply to this

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He's adorable, but he'll always be Sharkboy to me. He is still only 17, and it's really gross how he is being objectified.
ilovedanny says – reply to this

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You are SO fucked up. HE'S SEVENTEEN.
audrey_RHCP says – reply to this

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Everyone's saying - "But what if Miley did it?"
Three things:
1. She's a girl (no, I'm not being sexist) and a wet t-shirt would appear A LOT more sexual
2. She's a DISNEY STAR. That's where she made her name and money (eugh) and everyone needs to realise that she has to abide by their standards. Little girls (I have no idea why) look up to her. If she wants to "breakout" and start doing different things, she needs to quit Hannah Montana…even though no one wants to see her acting and singing ever again.
3. This is how Taylor has made HIS name, by flaunting his body at every opportunity. If he wanted to be a Disney star, so be it, but then he wouldn't be posing in wet t-shirt photo-shoots.
have more sex says – reply to this

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your tweenish, girly squeals too you fucking pedophile.
CarolineTheuxBerucq says – reply to this

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MIAM!
Beccaa :) says – reply to this

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I love how this guy is 17 years old and is supporting a wet white t..
yet if it was Miley Cyrus in the same position you would be calling her a whore and slut..
i don't get it???
Chels86 says – reply to this

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You always forget that he's only 17 when you see those huge arms and kick ass abs…………..nice.
twilightfan8 says – reply to this

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HOT!!!!