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Girl Bitten At New Moon Screening - And Not In A Good Way!

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While most girls were having wet dreams over Robert Pattinson jumping out of the screen to give them a nibble, some poor girl in Michigan actually did have someone bite her: a 45 year-old perv!


Apparently, a 17 year-old Twi-hard was minding her own business, enjoying the hawtness of vampires and werewolves on the screen in New Moon, when some disgusting man behind her started making "sexual comments". She ignored him, until the movie ended and the man attacked her and bit her on the neck!


Luckily, the lunatic didn't break the skin, but unluckily, he ran from the scene and police have yet to find him.

You know the craze has gone too far when young girls have to fear for their necks while trying to swoon in peace!

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83 comments to “Girl Bitten At New Moon Screening - And Not In A Good Way!”

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    If that is true that guy should be put on death row.

  3. JET says – reply to this


    Who knew David Letterman was visiting Michigan

  4. Jaded says – reply to this


    Yo, hypocrite. Aren't you like a 45 year old man lusting after a 17 year old boy. The only reason you haven't taken a chunk out of Taylor Lautner is because you can't get near him.

  5. 5

    ewww thats disgusting! that poor girl.

  6. 6

    i hate perverts

  7. 7

    Lmao!!! Ok, the sexual comments are not funny AT ALL, but the biting part is a little bit. What a sick loser!

  8. 8

    Not surprised
    That Twilight stuff seems to cast some sort of spell on certain people

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    geezzzzz…perv. twilight is amazing but dude when robert pattinson's body mesmorizes a man enough to bite a little girl…we have a problem

  12. 12

    Dear Mario,

    Please post more stories like this.

    I came.


    tu madre

  13. 13

    OK that make me laugh out loud! LOL
    I feel bad for the girl but can you imagine her face when she got bitten from behind? PRICELESS!

  14. 14

    Did she close her eyes and pretend it was the vampire?

  15. 15

    I was in the movie theater when that happened, i was like freaking out. he like fo shizz bolted out of the theater. the girl was like having a panic attack i dont blame her though. it was one crazyy night.

  16. 16

    repulsive!!! i hope he gets his dick bitten off in jail by a big black guy named big stallion.

  17. 17

    whats happening to the world he thinks he soo funny doing it i hope they bite him in the right in the genitals!

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    WHAT THE FUCK! what is this world turning to….a 45 year old perv biting a teenager on the neck WHO DOES THAT….but wait a sec there is two things that r def WRONG with this statement first what is a 45 YEAR OLD PERV DOIN IN THE MOVIES WATCHIN A TEEN'S AND MANY ADULT IN THEIR 20S movie thats discustin and second WHO LET HIM THAT PERV IN in a environment that many young girl are hangin out in EWWWW…the whole story is just bizzare…p.s love new moon

  20. 20

    wow thats disgusting….

  21. 21

    Ewww that's nasty.

  22. 22

    I went to a porn cinema once with some mates (I was the only girl) & a seedy guy sat behind me & ate an icecream.
    M.F. made that thing last for 2 movies.
    Twas v. funny but if he would have moved an inch into my orbit I would have beaten him to death (orbit is not a porn metaphor)

  23. 23

    Well that's just nasty!

  24. 24

    Only in Michigan !

  25. 25

    Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – LMAO— girl, you sat through 2 flicks with that perv behind you—

  26. 26

    what a freak this guy is. ewwww

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    Re: …Bitchplease… – haha! I love it! Big Stallion.

  29. 29

    haha that happened in my town.

  30. 30

    EWW that's disgusting!

  31. ap076 says – reply to this


    Yeah that is sick.
    But why did you have to state "most girls were having WET DREAMS over RP"
    Perez you ignorant slut you must be asleep to have a wet dream and did we really need that sentence about what are mostly teenage girls anyway.

  32. 32

    was he carried away by kristen's hotness? or was he a disgusting creep who preys on young girls and belongs in a jail cell with - oh yes please - big stallion?
    the moral of this story: if you see a creepy old man going into new moon by himself - go and see avatar.

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    Re: G0 Ask Alice – Bahahahaha I just remembered 1 of the movies was in 3D & we had to wear 3D glasses so of course I ALWAYS turn around to look at an audience wearing the glasses when I see a 3D movie & this time was no exception. The looks on the guys faces was priceless because 1) it was 3D porn 2) a girl was breaking porn club rules - dont look at each other…
    On a more sombre note…the things that flew out of the screen at me that day…:(

  34. 34

    OMG, that's horrible. What a freakin' lunatic. Hope they catch him!

  35. 35

    What a great idea! I wanna try that too!

    17 seems kinda old though….

  36. 36

    Re: blacklily.of.the.valley – LOL— Imagine what was flying around the theater under the seats behind you— ugh.

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    oh geez, thats awful…. what a freak!

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    ugh weirdo much, poor herrr !

  40. 40

    Fucking freaks

  41. 41

    Hahaha, I love it how Twilight brigs out the worst in people. First it's RPatz getting swiped by a cab after being chased by rabid fans, the pope trying to save us all from this saga, heroin, and now this. Grown ass men trying to take a piece out of a fellow twihard. What's next??? I'm waiting for Reneseme.

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    Re: cancunBITCH – Since when is a 17 year old "a little girl"? LOL! American culture is fascinating. Someone here once referred to Lindsay Lohan as "kid in need of help" and asked where are the organizations who "help kids in need"? Ha ha ha. Lindsay is in her 20s.
    Americans are so afraid of growing old that they infantilize themselves as "little girls" and "little boys" until they reach 30. Once they hit 30, however, they are suddenly "old people". There's a 24 hour window between being a "little girl" and "an old woman". LOL!!

  43. 43

    If the guy ran from the scene and wasn't IDed, then how do you know he was 45 years old?

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    Re: ap076 – You also forgot to mention that women don't get wet dreams….you moron.

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    Re: G0 Ask Alice – Hahahaha…nope that is what youth is for honey…making foolish judgements & surviving them…& you know what they say - What doesn't kill you only makes you go on a vengeful bloody shooting spree…

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    OMG!!!! that's absolutely disgusting!!!
    what a perv! men like that really need to find a life or throw themselves from a bridge…
    that's gross poor girl but c'mon she really should've done something when the sexual comments started >

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    Re: ap076 – i was disturbed by that statement too. i really don't think that was a necessary thing to say about 'little girls'. mario your a fat fucking shameless perv

  48. ZANGA says – reply to this


    EWWW. I'm from Grand Rapids, MI. Sad news for a Bad Romance with Twilight. Some people need a hobby.

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    Re: JakeAndKendall – Where in MI did this happen?? I'm from MI thats why i'm wondering…

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    Lighten up people. Probably just some immature older guy who was joking around and thought the girl was cute and gave her a little nip on the neck during a vampire movie. Seventeen isn't that young. But of course since she is technically a minor, people will go beserk over the incident and the guy will end up getting in a lot of trouble. He would have been smart not to do it to begin with. Sure he realizes it now.

  51. 51

    Re: Genghis Khan – true….but i mean it's kind of weird if his sense of humor makes him nib on a random cute girl….even if it was an adult woman lol

  52. 52

    everyone thinks they're a vampire when they read or see "Twilight" - what a crock

  53. 53

    Omg that is fricken disgusting and that just gives me a bad image. -_- I just imagine an old man, white hair and wrinkels, coming up behind me and bite me on the neck. -_-

  54. 54

    I think girls go up to R-Patz and cut themselves and ask him to drink their blood or something… fans gets crazy, and that's a biohazard.

  55. 55

    fucking sicko

  56. LDD says – reply to this


    what the fuck do you expect ????? This movie was bound to bring out sexual predators….. fucking all this shit about biting sucking blood, you know, there ARE sickos in this world, and this movie with its OUT OF CONTROL idea gave a pervert the PERFECT GROUNDS to attempt this…

    this world is fucked and we don't need anymore of this twighlight shit.

  57. 57

    There is an excellent self defense course for women called Wendo. As a consumer rep who monitors this blog for trends and needs, I see that Adam Lambert is doing very well on his very own visionquest. Robert Pattison and his "von-giesla" might want to consider getting together with others of the same age and bringing this superb program to communities….

    Secondly; IT IS a super way to find out if your female loved ones feel safe. AND!! if they don't, there are trained professionals present who can gently take the women aside and ask them WHY? A great mother/daughter bonding opportunity, BEFORE your daughter leaves to go to school. Both of you will feel better. Sorry, no dads allowed. Girl Power. I hope that this young woman can walk tall today, she obviously thwarted what could have been a very serious assault. THIS man was not able to stalk her or entice her. SHE made her self safe. I would like other young women to know how she did it. She may not realize it; but she is ANOTHER BRAVE ONE!! Kudos to a young woman and her support system, fight back!! Kudos to this young woman, how ever she wants to live her moment of saying NO!!

    Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Again Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom

  58. 58

    Ew. Robert Pattinson. But a perv biting a young girl? Even ewer. Team Jacob.

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    Oh my gosh thats HORRIBLE!!!!!! POOR GIRL!

  60. SSTAV says – reply to this


    The world couldn't get more sexually disturbed.

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    Maybe he was hungry. someone pass this poor man a ham sandwich.

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    eww! sick pervert! poor girl!!

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    How do you know he was a 45-year-old if they never found him?

  64. 64

    I read this yesterday and just found out this morning that this happened in my area! Scary!

  65. 65

    it happened in Michigan? figures.

  66. 66

    You left out the part where she turned into a vampire afterwards

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    Hello xmichyx!!

    I totally agree with YOU!! When I was in high school William Dafoe would ask those suspicious characters THAT exact question, right in the theatre!! AND he put a flashlight ON them WHEN he did!! Someone's real dad WOULD get references for wanting to check on his child, from his own child we would assume… Whew, no wonder I stayed safe in high school. Now, he WAS a paid employee of a wonderful little family owned theatre (that now has a wonderful new purpose) and he took his job as usher VERY seriously. In fact, one time there were a couple of real pervy flasher types in the theatre and he took immediate action to get us all very safe very fast. Good old DaFoe. But now, CAN staff do the same thing? Can staff ask WHY an old single man in an overcoat is constantly sitting in movie theatres behind young women? Can they in your country? Our country is cracking down on internet child porn, now. I look at all the intelligent responses here. Like the ones from my team of DAUGHTERS!!

    Thanks for the information on THIS blog from the caring witness. I am glad to know that someone who cares about her understood that she was having a panic attack. Our bodies natural flight/fight response. He may be a stranger, or he may be someone he looks similar. Great to know that she has friends also!!

    Anya Blah, blah, blah The Undead Again Zombie Mother of Blog-Doom

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    Whoa? Like, that's so not weird at all. People are starting to really get into this, literally.

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    Re: princegenji

    Very good point

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    Hey old dudes gotta eat too!

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    I'm sorry, but this is not true. I know the girl and she made the whole thing up…

  72. 72

    ha ha

  73. 73

    WTF!!!!!!!!!! =O I wouldve grabbed him from behind me and thrown him on the floor! That is beyond disgusting! I hope they find him and throw his ass in jail! >:O

  74. 74

    …like I said last wk, Twilight fans are worse than Trekkies….

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    sheeee was LYING. haaaa. the dude was actually kisssing her neck! dumb bitchhh

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    This story is from my hometown and its a complete fabrication. It came out on the news today that the girl's story has changed from one day to the next and she was flirting back and forth with the man. Just goes to show what 17 year old girls from a boring small town in Michigan will do for attention..

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    so turns out that this girl was actually lying about being bit she was actually flirting with the guy and witnesses say that he was kissing on her neck….you should do a lil more research i find it kind of funny i think she should be in trouble for lying about the situation….you can go to www.wzzm13.com for more information about the case

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    It is indeed fake. I work with her sister, she's been telling us it was made up all along and now it came out in the news today that it's fake. She just wanted the attention

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    JET, don't you dare talk shit about Dave Letterman. and this is pretty fucked up, i mist say. id kill this dude…

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    that is xtremely stupid yes they have gon to far i meen what ass hole wud do some shit like that its just ignorant !!!! old pervs r disgusting

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